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maggot9779
UG's Saint Nicduck
Join date: Jun 2007
663 IQ
#1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21411304

The Pope is to resign at the end of this month in an entirely unexpected development, the Vatican has confirmed.

The 85-year-old became Pope Benedict XVI in April 2005 following the death of John Paul II.

The reasons behind the head of the Catholic Church's surprise resignation have yet to emerge.


Looks like Emperor Palpatine is getting too old for dis shit.
solo_freak
pizza e mandolino
Join date: May 2007
271 IQ
#3
Well, this was quite a surprise.
Hopefully the new Pope won't be quite as bad

Forza Juve


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LostLegion
32CSM
Join date: Oct 2010
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#4
So now there's going to be a new Pope. Omg this will change my life so much.
Lemoninfluence
Masculist
Join date: Mar 2006
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#5
Pfft, he didn't even have the balls to push through his illness and die in office.

pussy.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
fanapathy
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Join date: Jul 2010
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#6
There's got to be way more to this. You don't just resign from one of the most powerful positions in the world regardless of health/etc
Lemoninfluence
Masculist
Join date: Mar 2006
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#7
Quote by fanapathy
There's got to be way more to this. You don't just resign from one of the most powerful positions in the world regardless of health/etc

There aren't many things more scandalous than openly helping child rapists and abusers escape justice.

If they elected him pope after that, I doubt there's anything that would force him to stand down. After all, he's got the ok from god and he can just ask for forgiveness.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
slash_GNR666
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Join date: Jun 2009
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#8
The Saville police are sniffing around him
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Obsceneairwaves
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#12
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
Vote Father Dougal McGuire
for less of this sort of thing.


No way vote father ted!

It's over simplified, So what!

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WCPhils
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#13
80% of the people I know are Catholic and I don't know any who will give a ****
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Mister.Y
something something
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#14
Quote by LostLegion
Paddy Power's taking bets on the next pope

http://www.paddypower.com/bet/current-affairs/the-next-pope



''Bono (Ireland) 1000/1''

And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
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#15
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
Vote Father Dougal McGuire
for less of this sort of thing.


Quote by Obsceneairwaves
No way vote father ted!



Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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catempire
yawn...
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#16
Wow, talk about a hard act to follow
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Holy Crap.

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daytripper75
Hold mah diiiick!
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#18
Hasn't happened since the 14th century, so kinda a big deal I guess. He's 85, so I'm not too surprised.


Curious to see if they pick someone from North America or maybe South America.
treborillusion
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Join date: May 2009
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#19
I thought popes died?

I thought they died and somebody blows smoke or; something.

I didn't know popes had a choice in the matter.
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the bartender
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#20
Quote by treborillusion
I thought popes died?

I thought they died and somebody blows smoke or; something.

I didn't know popes had a choice in the matter.
That's kinda the whole point of all the excitement.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
Obsceneairwaves
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#23
Quote by slash_GNR666



YES! you're now my favourite in the pit
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
WildthingJR
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#29
I say they should vote for a homosexual pope.
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You sir are a dick!
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
slash_GNR666
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#30
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
YES! you're now my favourite in the pit




Only now....

Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Jehannum
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#31
First thoughts are that there's some scandal that they can't stop from coming out.
slash_GNR666
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#33
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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WCPhils
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#35
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez


Nice.

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Obsceneairwaves
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#36
Quote by slash_GNR666





It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
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#37
As a parting gift, he gets to keep all the gold he can fit in his pockets
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Obsceneairwaves
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#39
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
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#40
Quote by Ssargentslayer
Apparently this is a big deal?

The last time it happened was like the 14th century
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown