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#1
Anyone got a hot date? Still lookin for someone? Singles party? If you've got something planned what is it?
Balls.
#4
Sending my girlfriend a very large and expensive V-Day package.

Wallet hurts so bad now, dick will feel quite good later.
#5
Giving my gf the best present ever. I think it will go over pretty well, how could she not like it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IA_aHsER6c
What gives me wood:

Gibson Les Paul Custom
Ibanez S5470F
Ibanez RGD2127fx
Schecter Hellraiser C-7 FR
Axe FX II
Mackie HD1221
Last edited by shredder3386 at Feb 12, 2013,
#6
I've got a date with Miss Palmer and her 5 students.
Quote by slash_GNR666
You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


Quote by Kind, Non-Existant User
Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
#8
all the single ladies

It's the day after tomorrow right? I will be doing fieldwork and preparing for a debate for most of the day. Then I will go to my friend's place and cry or play with her geckos.
cat
#9
Working a double at a certain cheesecake restaurant. For years Valentines Day has been fugging me. Not this time.
#10
I'm single, so I'm going to enjoy a me day. They normally consist of over eating and falling asleep watching an adult film
Play Loud! Play Fast! Play Raw!
#14
staying in w/ the girlfriend day of and having a nice little romantic night, and going out the night after for a nice proper night on the town (agreed that itd just be annoying to do it on the day considering how busy & understaffed everywhere will be in downtown toronto for obvious reasons). & red velvet cupcakes.
#18
Preparing for the day after Valentine's candy sale.
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#19
Same thing I do every day. Plot to try to take over the world.

But in reality, nothing. That's a thursday, so I'll be working.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#20
Quote by MDoggDX316
To quote Granddad, "I think ALL marriage should be illegal."


[quote="'-[NiL"]-'] I asked him what tuning he put it in and he replied, "seventh."

Seventh.
#21
Class from 6-10 PM. Should be fun.
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#22
V-day weekend I'm going to my aunts vday party, where I have a date with every liquor bottle available.

On the actual day, I'll probably just come on here like usual. This is as close to a social life as I have. Speaking of which, The Pit, will you be my Valentine?
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#24
Quote by blake1221
No.

Seconded. And for the sake of saving post counts, I'm going to go ahead and third, fourth, and fifth this.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#26
Recently got turned down by a girl, so I won't be doing anything
People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special place and burned - Sherlock Holmes


Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass!

It's not like bullshit, more like poetry.
#27
Doing normal Thursday stuff but something might happen with this one girl, idk.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#29
Quote by eGraham
Seconded. And for the sake of saving post counts, I'm going to go ahead and third, fourth, and fifth this.

I'm honored to have been denied so respectfully
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#30
Quote by guitarxo
all the single ladies

It's the day after tomorrow right? I will be doing fieldwork and preparing for a debate for most of the day. Then I will go to my friend's place and cry or play with her geckos.

refer to sig 🐱
..::fat
lard::..
#31
Quote by rmr024
Anyone got a hot date?


I hope so

I'm really anxious about this though
i miss the old kanye
#32
Quote by Joshua Garcia
V-day weekend I'm going to my aunts vday party, where I have a date with every liquor bottle available.

On the actual day, I'll probably just come on here like usual. This is as close to a social life as I have. Speaking of which, The Pit, will you be my Valentine?

Sure! Although, I'm not sucking your dick and I'd prefer that you didn't suck mine.


you can if you want bby
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


Quote by kertets
Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
#33
studying for my tests in microbial physiology AND recombinant DNA methods and applications.
Go Veg.
#36
Quote by TheReverend724
making macaroni and cheese and watching new Parks and Rec and Community

:3
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#40
Going to the bar and drinking until I pick up a girl or am too pissed to care.
#48 of the Fender Armada
#2 Omar Alfredo Rodriguez-Lopez fan club

Gibson SG Standard
Fender American Standard Telecaster
Fender Mustang
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
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