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rmr024
HEYYYY
Join date: Sep 2005
537 IQ
#1
Anyone got a hot date? Still lookin for someone? Singles party? If you've got something planned what is it?
Balls.
Extra Ordinary
Meh
Join date: Jun 2011
197 IQ
#3
I'm going to work then a class right after.
Still single and nothing on the horizon.
Rockford_rocks
Z -> v -> ^+A
Join date: Apr 2006
1,316 IQ
#4
Sending my girlfriend a very large and expensive V-Day package.

Wallet hurts so bad now, dick will feel quite good later.
shredder3386
Lord of the Strings
Join date: Mar 2009
643 IQ
#5
Giving my gf the best present ever. I think it will go over pretty well, how could she not like it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IA_aHsER6c
What gives me wood:

Gibson Les Paul Custom
Ibanez S5470F
Ibanez RGD2127fx
Schecter Hellraiser C-7 FR
Axe FX II
Mackie HD1221
Last edited by shredder3386 at Feb 12, 2013,
coco-loco
UG's Only Ghoulscout
Join date: Sep 2009
2,934 IQ
#6
I've got a date with Miss Palmer and her 5 students.
Quote by slash_GNR666
You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


Quote by Kind, Non-Existant User
Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
fatmysummer
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2011
24 IQ
#7
i get to see my ex girlfriend at work and then im going to go get high as ****
guitarxo
cat
Join date: Oct 2008
1,647 IQ
#8
all the single ladies

It's the day after tomorrow right? I will be doing fieldwork and preparing for a debate for most of the day. Then I will go to my friend's place and cry or play with her geckos.
cat
GoodnightHero
Milo
Join date: May 2010
409 IQ
#9
Working a double at a certain cheesecake restaurant. For years Valentines Day has been fugging me. Not this time.
Adam808
I Wanna Be Sedated
Join date: Feb 2013
111 IQ
#10
I'm single, so I'm going to enjoy a me day. They normally consist of over eating and falling asleep watching an adult film
Play Loud! Play Fast! Play Raw!
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#11
I was going to go to a BTBAM/ CC concert, but I couldn't
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#14
staying in w/ the girlfriend day of and having a nice little romantic night, and going out the night after for a nice proper night on the town (agreed that itd just be annoying to do it on the day considering how busy & understaffed everywhere will be in downtown toronto for obvious reasons). & red velvet cupcakes.
fail
Custom Mandy Moore avatar
Join date: Jan 2008
1,428 IQ
#18
Preparing for the day after Valentine's candy sale.
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#19
Same thing I do every day. Plot to try to take over the world.

But in reality, nothing. That's a thursday, so I'll be working.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
purplexing
Rock n' Roll idealist
Join date: Mar 2011
610 IQ
#20
Quote by MDoggDX316
To quote Granddad, "I think ALL marriage should be illegal."


[quote="'-[NiL"]-'] I asked him what tuning he put it in and he replied, "seventh."

Seventh.
muffinduck01
UG's BBW Lover
Join date: Feb 2009
192 IQ
#21
Class from 6-10 PM. Should be fun.
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,702 IQ
#22
V-day weekend I'm going to my aunts vday party, where I have a date with every liquor bottle available.

On the actual day, I'll probably just come on here like usual. This is as close to a social life as I have. Speaking of which, The Pit, will you be my Valentine?
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
blake1221
‭‭
Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#23
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Speaking of which, The Pit, will you be my Valentine?


No.
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#24
Quote by blake1221
No.

Seconded. And for the sake of saving post counts, I'm going to go ahead and third, fourth, and fifth this.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
)v(egaFan90
donkey chains......
Join date: Jul 2010
764 IQ
#26
Recently got turned down by a girl, so I won't be doing anything
People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special place and burned - Sherlock Holmes


Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass!

It's not like bullshit, more like poetry.
Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#27
Doing normal Thursday stuff but something might happen with this one girl, idk.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,702 IQ
#29
Quote by eGraham
Seconded. And for the sake of saving post counts, I'm going to go ahead and third, fourth, and fifth this.

I'm honored to have been denied so respectfully
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
MinterMan22
only smells
Join date: Nov 2007
763 IQ
#30
Quote by guitarxo
all the single ladies

It's the day after tomorrow right? I will be doing fieldwork and preparing for a debate for most of the day. Then I will go to my friend's place and cry or play with her geckos.

refer to sig 🐱
..::fat
lard::..
Primus2112
whatever you say "Mor-ty"
Join date: Jul 2008
915 IQ
#31
Quote by rmr024
Anyone got a hot date?


I hope so

I'm really anxious about this though
Quote by raoooos
slipknot are actually just terrible, they're such a "holy shit i'm 14" kind of band. like fuck off mum i'm not going to school i have to clear the stone of leaves.
NarwhalG2G
They're Red Hot
Join date: Sep 2012
256 IQ
#32
Quote by Joshua Garcia
V-day weekend I'm going to my aunts vday party, where I have a date with every liquor bottle available.

On the actual day, I'll probably just come on here like usual. This is as close to a social life as I have. Speaking of which, The Pit, will you be my Valentine?

Sure! Although, I'm not sucking your dick and I'd prefer that you didn't suck mine.


you can if you want bby
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


Quote by kertets
Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
im not mental
litrally drake
Join date: May 2004
3,995 IQ
#33
studying for my tests in microbial physiology AND recombinant DNA methods and applications.
Go Veg.
guitarxo
cat
Join date: Oct 2008
1,647 IQ
#34
Quote by MinterMan22
refer to sig 🐱

its ok now C:
cat
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#36
Quote by TheReverend724
making macaroni and cheese and watching new Parks and Rec and Community

:3
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Sunshine86
Mustang Fanboy
Join date: Apr 2007
315 IQ
#40
Going to the bar and drinking until I pick up a girl or am too pissed to care.
#48 of the Fender Armada
#2 Omar Alfredo Rodriguez-Lopez fan club

Gibson SG Standard
Fender American Standard Telecaster
Fender Mustang
Epiphone Les Paul Custom