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macashmack
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#1
This is long, and rather soap-op.-ish...

Me and my two friends, lets call them Blue and Red, were walking outside. They were both slightly drunk but I wasn't, because I don't drink. I was going to turn the next corner to walk back to my house, while Blue was going to walk Red back to his house. all was well. Then, Red took out a cigarette, and was about to light it, when Blue flipped out.

He said that Red was was being an idiot and that if he lit the the cig. then he would lose a lot of respect for him. I said that it was stupid to smoke. Blue took that as an and instantly became angry and hostile. The two argued with each other for another few minutes, and I just stood there and said "****ing christ you guys this is ridiculous" and told Blue to stop it, to which he said "why do you feel sorry for him?" referring to Red. Red then said "You guys aren't my mom". So then I said to red "look, you're right. It isn't my place to tell you not to smoke. I just think you should think about it before you start getting hooked". Red said, to me, "Thanks, I can respect that". We then both looked at Blue, who just said "I'm not going to say anything. Just don't ****ing smoke". Red got really angry and just stormed off, leaving me and blue to walk back to my house.

On our walk, I told Blue that what he did was excessive, and that it isn't our business if Red smokes or not if he wants to. Blue then tried to justify himself by saying that he uses that tactic with his sister often, and it gets her to stop. He said that when Red didnt put away the cigarette he was stating that he would rather smoke then be friends with Blue. I told Blue that that is ****ing ridiculous, as YOU set the ultimatum for Red for something that doesn't affect you, and that YOU were saying "I hate cigarettes more than I value our friendship". I told him that I don't object to them drinking when we were hanging out even though I think that it's bad for you and you shouldn't do it. He said that smoking was worse and that he was being a good friend. I said that he was being a ****ing manipulative prick for nothing and that that was not the way to go about trying to get him to stop.

Sorry for the rant, but I just think that Blue was being ridiculous. What does the pit think?
ali.guitarkid7
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#2
You're friends with Blue and Red? How ****ing cool is that, dude.
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#3
Blue and Red are fags. It's all about yellow
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ali.guitarkid7
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#7
Also I just read the entire OP I just seriously hope you're younger than 14 because if you're not this is really lame.
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macashmack
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#8
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Also I just read the entire OP I just seriously hope you're younger than 14 because if you're not this is really lame.

Sadly, I'm 18 and they are 17
TunerAddict
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#9
you all sound like ******s to me
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macashmack
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#11
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you all sound like ******s to me

May we bury the hatchet just for this thread?

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Why not? Who was in the most right?
Joshua Garcia
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#12
Sounds like Blue is very opinionated. What a dick. That being said, I'm all for team Cyan.
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#13
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Blue and Red are fags. It's all about yellow


Yellow is for fags too. Green Team all the way.
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#14
If I was Red Blue would have added black to his name.
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macashmack
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#16
Common guys be srsly
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Blue has a lot of growing up to do.

That's what I think
jthm_guitarist
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#17
That was pretty hard to read but blue sounds the worst out of the three of you.

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Sadly, I'm 18 and they are 17

That's pretty great how blue can tell red what to do when they're both publicly intoxicated whilst underage.

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macashmack
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#18
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That was pretty hard to read but blue sounds the worst out of the three of you.

Do me and Red sound bad?
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#20
You should take this moral dilemma on Dr. Phil.


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Sounds like Blue is very opinionated. What a dick. That being said, I'm all for team Cyan.


Cyan > all others.
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#21
You're 17 and 18... This is some soft ass shit.. Actually, it's more like diarrhea... You live on Sesame Street or something?
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#25
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Red and Blue don't even have Pikachu, don't waste your time with them.


yes they do
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#26
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Did anyone else think of the halo waypoint video characters doing this scene in their head while reading this?

Characters in Halo Waypoint? What characters?

I hope you're not talking about Red vs. Blue, because that has absolutely nothing to do with waypoint, other than promoting their videos there.
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#27
Colours don't have opinions do they? Ts you have confused me
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#29
Quote by macashmack
This is long, and rather soap-op.-ish...

Me and my two friends, lets call them Blue and Red, were walking outside.

Pardon me, but are these your friends?


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macashmack
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#31
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Pardon me, but are these your friends?


Lol I wish.
So the end verdict is we're all fags?
macashmack
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#33
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i thought you had to trade someone who had yellow to get him? are we both talking about the original release?

pokemon yellow is where he followed you around
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#35
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whoever wasn't in the left.


hahahahahha best post
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#36
Quote by jetfuel495
right

i thought he was only obtainable in yellow

like, you couldn't catch a wild pikachu in the original red and blue


you could get pikachu in viridian forest in red & blue
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macashmack
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#38
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you could get pikachu in viridian forest in red & blue

This post right here
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Blue was wrong and should apologize to Red.

That' what I think but Blue is really crazy about things. He believes that the moon landing was staged and he believes that the Illuminati run everything. IDK he's just insane about stuff
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#39
Quote by macashmack
That's what I think but Blue is really crazy about things. He believes that the moon landing was staged and he believes that the Illuminati run everything. IDK he's just insane about stuff

Well...suggest Blue apologize. If he won't, then maybe not hanging out with Blue is something you should consider.