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Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#1
I've just graduated high school and have applied/looked for all the decent jobs I can think of that aren't awful. Perhaps you guys have some cool jobs that pay well or are decent with just a high school education.

Inb4 sexual jokes
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
Weaponized
Creaky
Join date: Mar 2011
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#2
Janitor
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If she is poor then she is a fucking idiot despite being an atheist.


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Nelshizzle
Banned
Join date: Nov 2004
2,790 IQ
#3
The ass house.

Fast food, retail clothing store, assistant leasing agent, general of african army, wetzels pretzels.
Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#4
I've already applied at every place mentioned so far.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#6
Bartender.

Tips and poon.

Tips and POON
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Obsceneairwaves
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Join date: Sep 2011
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#7
Quote by snipelfritz
Bartender.

Tips and poon.

Tips and POON

This and POON
It's over simplified, So what!

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Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#9
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McD


Who hasn't applied there already?

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Bartender.


Can't work weekends.

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Go to college/university.


That's what the job is for. I don't believe in getting into debt so I need money to go to the school I choose.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
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#11
Quote by Rawshik

Can't work weekends.


pubs are open on weekdays too
It's over simplified, So what!

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Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#12
Quote by chaoticfables
Your new job must begin with the letter 'p'


What?

Quote by Obsceneairwaves
pubs are open on weekdays too


No one is going to hire a bartender who can't work weekends.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
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#13
Quote by Rawshik

No one is going to hire a bartender who can't work weekends.


why not mate?

Sure fridays and weekends are probably gonna be the busiest, But someone's gotta be there the rest of the time as well
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#14
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
pubs are open on weekdays too

This is true, but so is Rawshik's response.
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naedauuf
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2009
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#15
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Janitor

Apply for the night janitor at a hospital. Atleast in Canada I know you make some damn good money (well not great great, but like ~$20/h, minimum wage here is $10.25), and at night you don't have to clean up after stupid messy idiots. Literally just mopping floors.
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Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#16
Quote by naedauuf
Apply for the night janitor at a hospital. Atleast in Canada I know you make some damn good money (well not great great, but like ~$20/h, minimum wage here is $10.25), and at night you don't have to clean up after stupid messy idiots. Literally just mopping floors.


Hmm I'll look into that.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
naedauuf
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2009
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#18
Quote by MakinLattes
Join the military. You will have support.

This is a good option too, I'm applying soon myself. Again, I don't know how well off the American military is, but in the Canadian one you can make a very nice living in it. We don't deploy nearly as many troops in Canada, and even when we do it's optional (obviously it wouldn't be if there was a huge war like WW3 or something). You can literally work 9-5 at a base here in Canada for your entire career. Benefits, great pay when you make corporal (2-3 years in CDN Military, just gets better after that).
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TunerAddict
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Join date: Aug 2008
1,184 IQ
#20
Quote by Rawshik

That's what the job is for. I don't believe in getting into debt so I need money to go to the school I choose.


Community College is usually free for people that were not braindead in high school.
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snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#21
Dude. Don't go military route. I haven't heard the best things about financial support from most vets I know (the only exception I know is still sorta technically in the army).
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Nelshizzle
Banned
Join date: Nov 2004
2,790 IQ
#23
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Join the military. You will have support.


Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#24
I don't plan on going to regular college but rather a trade school because I think it'll be a much better use of my time. Financial aid (FASFA) doesn't really provide for trade school.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
thenextkirk92
We're Here
Join date: Mar 2008
2,145 IQ
#25
Quote by Rawshik
That's what the job is for. I don't believe in getting into debt so I need money to go to the school I choose.




It'll be a lot easier to get a good job if you go to college first. Plus you can always get a part time job during college to help out.
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Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#26
My chances of going to college are at a solid 0% right now.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#27
Quote by thenextkirk92
It'll be a lot easier to get a good job if you go to college first. Plus you can always get a part time job during college to help out.

this. But don't be a totally irresponsible **** while you're there. Just a semi-irresponsible ****. Have fun, **** bitches, other shit, get that degree.

Uncle snipelfritz speaks from experience.
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the bartender
UG's biology teacher
Join date: Nov 2009
429 IQ
#28
Ah America, land of endless possibilities.

If you're a rich straight caucassian male that is.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#29
Quote by the bartender
Ah America, land of endless possibilities.

If you're a rich straight caucassian male that is.


That describes me pretty well.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
the bartender
UG's biology teacher
Join date: Nov 2009
429 IQ
#30
Quote by Rawshik
That describes me pretty well.

Well apparently not rich enough to go to college.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#31
A man can dream.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
292 IQ
#32
city vigilante.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
chev311e
Will do moose stuff for $
Join date: Oct 2009
400 IQ
#33
Work at your local golf course on the maintenance crew. It's the hidden gem of jobs if you can get up early. But if I can get up early, so can you.
Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#34
Quote by chev311e
Work at your local golf course on the maintenance crew. It's the hidden gem of jobs if you can get up early. But if I can get up early, so can you.


Will look into this as well but I don't think there's many gold courses around here.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
5_Years_Dead
Banned
Join date: Oct 2012
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#36
Being a drug dealer is the obvious choice. Small overhead, little investment. Start with an ounce of whatever, doesnt matter the cost, you break it up into quarters, mark it up 25%, flip it. Do it 4 times. Upgrade to higher quantities, lower cost to you. Keep at it. Be careful. Use your head.
leony03
UG's Lord of Timey Wimey
Join date: Jan 2006
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#37
Quote by Rawshik
I've just graduated high school and have applied/looked for all the decent jobs I can think of that aren't awful. Perhaps you guys have some cool jobs that pay well or are decent with just a high school education.

Inb4 sexual jokes


It depends what you mean by pay well. I don't know about America but here in the UK, the most you would probably get with just High School grades at first (I assume just GCSE's and no A Levels) would be starting at the very bottom of a company and spend years working up. But yeah, I don't know if its similar in the US because the schooling system is different.
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adamgur96
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#38
Become batman.

That way, when you're not on the job you're a billionaire.
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Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#40
There's plenty of jobs that pay $10-15 an hour that only require a high school education. Mostly warehouse jobs and a few retail stores, but I've already applied at all of those. I'm looking for out there ideas.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?