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whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#2
this thread.


I can't even make that joke without ruining it. Shame.
T00DEEPBLUE
Boba FRETT
Join date: Oct 2010
2,245 IQ
#3
Walking away from them usually does the trick.
Regarding the furry fandom from the man himself:
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Please understand how little we as a community care
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,131 IQ
#4
Any sort of tranny stuff (or just queer stuff in general) can really stop a conversation.
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


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omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
MinterMan22
only smells
Join date: Nov 2007
763 IQ
#6
"i gotta take a shit"


also, ^ that's my gig bud
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lard::..
progdude93
Banned
Join date: Dec 2012
380 IQ
#7
Or randomly interject, "That's how I get off," whenever you feel it's inappropriate.
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,714 IQ
#9
I hardly find myself in conversations I want stopped. I'm not very talkative in person. I'm not shy, just not a big talker.

Now, when I'm on the internet....
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Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#11
So, how about that rape?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#13
Quote by Trowzaa
So, how about that rape?

Unless it's here where a 7 page discussion will then take place about it.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#16
"I enjoy the thought of killing babies." Most people give you weird looks.
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#17
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"I enjoy the thought of killing babies." Most people give you weird looks.

The bros around here would laugh, brofist, and butt-chug until they fall asleep under the same sheets.
Last edited by whywefight at Feb 13, 2013,
Dregen
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Join date: Dec 2007
2,365 IQ
#18
popping a boner is generally the most effective way to kill a conversation.
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#19
Quote by whywefight
The bros around here would laugh, brofist, and butt-chug until they fall asleep under the same sheets.

Outside of university, most people aren't bros. Also, bros generally are dumb. (Or at least act dumb.)
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#20
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Outside of university, most people aren't bros. Also, bros generally are dumb. (Or at least act dumb.)

I say 'bro' a lot, but don't get me wrong, bro. I'm not one of those bros.
loose bowels
You left me...
Join date: Jan 2007
187 IQ
#22
"Bunch of f**king n*ggers."

I've not tried it but I'm fairly certain most things in the room will stop if you say that.
OUT OF ORDER
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#25
Quote by whywefight
I say 'bro' a lot, but don't get me wrong, bro. I'm not one of those bros.

Good, good. No one should be, man.
Nameless742
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
925 IQ
#26
"F**k off and leave me alone you c**t."

"Next person who talks gets a dick in the mouth"

I'm no pure hard or anything this just stops things.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
sashki
Join date: Feb 2005
6,581 IQ
#27
My presence is the leading cause of conversation death. I have the uncanny ability to bring any conversation to a premature halt simply by being within a 20 meter radius of the speaker.
Goth JR
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2010
173 IQ
#28
Kill them.
Some have friends....

... others have guitars....


Hey, it's uhh... 4:20....

Thought you'd like to know is all.


I am not here to make you laugh, I'm here to make you horny.
angusfan16
butts
Join date: Jan 2008
578 IQ
#29
So have you ever had sex with someone you met on the internet?
Sail upon the open skies
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#32
A shotgun.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
Woffelz
Mmmm...donuts...
Join date: Apr 2009
3,342 IQ
#35
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"I enjoy the thought of killing babies." Most people give you weird looks.


Sadly, this doesn't even work for me. Most people know me well enough to say weird shit like this and they'll carry on talking.
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Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#38
i try not to get involved in conversations
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lots of really smart stuff
simoncheesecake
UG Newbie
Join date: May 2009
114 IQ
#39
Quote by Nameless742
"F**k off and leave me alone you c**t."

"Next person who talks gets a dick in the mouth"

I'm no pure hard or anything this just stops things.


The second option is the second most commonly uttered chat up line in every gay bar I've ever been in
bastards
Dirigo
Join date: Nov 2010
652 IQ
#40


This always works. People I talk to always are like nudging in closer to me it's like whoah bro, stop talking and realize how close you are to *lick*
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