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#3
Walking away from them usually does the trick.
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#4
Any sort of tranny stuff (or just queer stuff in general) can really stop a conversation.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#6
"i gotta take a shit"


also, ^ that's my gig bud




#9
I hardly find myself in conversations I want stopped. I'm not very talkative in person. I'm not shy, just not a big talker.

Now, when I'm on the internet....
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#11
So, how about that rape?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#13
Quote by Trowzaa
So, how about that rape?

Unless it's here where a 7 page discussion will then take place about it.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#17
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"I enjoy the thought of killing babies." Most people give you weird looks.

The bros around here would laugh, brofist, and butt-chug until they fall asleep under the same sheets.
Last edited by whywefight at Feb 13, 2013,
#19
Quote by whywefight
The bros around here would laugh, brofist, and butt-chug until they fall asleep under the same sheets.

Outside of university, most people aren't bros. Also, bros generally are dumb. (Or at least act dumb.)
#22
"Bunch of f**king n*ggers."

I've not tried it but I'm fairly certain most things in the room will stop if you say that.
OUT OF ORDER
#25
Quote by whywefight
I say 'bro' a lot, but don't get me wrong, bro. I'm not one of those bros.

Good, good. No one should be, man.
#26
"F**k off and leave me alone you c**t."

"Next person who talks gets a dick in the mouth"

I'm no pure hard or anything this just stops things.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#27
My presence is the leading cause of conversation death. I have the uncanny ability to bring any conversation to a premature halt simply by being within a 20 meter radius of the speaker.
#28
Kill them.
Some have friends....

... others have guitars....


Hey, it's uhh... 4:20....

Thought you'd like to know is all.


I am not here to make you laugh, I'm here to make you horny.
#32
A shotgun.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Caravan Palace


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#35
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"I enjoy the thought of killing babies." Most people give you weird looks.


Sadly, this doesn't even work for me. Most people know me well enough to say weird shit like this and they'll carry on talking.
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#38
i try not to get involved in conversations
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#39
Quote by Nameless742
"F**k off and leave me alone you c**t."

"Next person who talks gets a dick in the mouth"

I'm no pure hard or anything this just stops things.


The second option is the second most commonly uttered chat up line in every gay bar I've ever been in
#40


This always works. People I talk to always are like nudging in closer to me it's like whoah bro, stop talking and realize how close you are to *lick*
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