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#1
So this isn't a "what are you doing on valentines" thread, I'm asking ideally, what you'd LIKE to do.

I'm just chilling today which is pretty cool, but ideally I'd like to go out. Though I wouldn't really want to have a valentine's unless it's a close friend.

I don't think I know anyone who'd actually want to be alone on Valentine's. I certainly don't.


Discuss!
#3
Whatever people do on Valentine's Day.
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#5
There's this chick I want to bang but she has a sleezy drug dealer boyfriend she's not really happy with but is financially dependent on and she does not seem willing to cheat on him for whatever reason.


So, ideally I would penis her in the vagina.
#8
The Tragically Hip are playing and I wanted to go but no one would want to go with me.
I also have class then.
#10
Cuddle with my beloved like what I'd want to do everyday. Doesn't make a difference what "The Man" wants me to do.
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#11
I'm teaching and then have to attend class. I'm so incredibly miserable that I feel like I might actually kill myself.
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#12
I want to eat cheesy eggs and bacon
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#15
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I'm teaching and then have to attend class. I'm so incredibly miserable that I feel like I might actually kill myself.

Then go out after class with friends or better yet, alone. Go make some friends. Dress the **** up and don't be a chode.
#18
I want to make a movie version of "50 Shades of Gray" and cast Zooey Deschanel, Emma Watson, and Ellen Page in it. But then just abandon the storyline altogether and make it a 2 1/2 hour porno, and then charge people $50 to see it. Because at least 100 million people would want to watch it, and $50 times 100 million equals 5 billion dollars. All of which can go back into the US economy, helping us out of the deficit. Rinse and repeat with "50 Shads of Gray 2" with three more actresses.
#20
I'd probably be out buying a new guitar, then doing various things with family that would have happened even if it wasn't valentime's day. Also could have gone to a friend's dinner night he has every thursday and swashbuckled. Got stuck working though, so i'm really shiz on time.

So it'll probably be:

W O R K >> Midnight moonshine >> Grandparents >> Cousin's to chill/half or Thursday night swashbuckle
#21
Your mum.
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#22
Don't you mean
Who would you want to do on Valentine's?

@ Thread Title.
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#23
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I want to make a movie version of "50 Shades of Gray" and cast Zooey Deschanel, Emma Watson, and Ellen Page in it. But then just abandon the storyline altogether and make it a 2 1/2 hour porno, and then charge people $50 to see it. Because at least 100 million people would want to watch it, and $50 times 100 million equals 5 billion dollars. All of which can go back into the US economy, helping us out of the deficit. Rinse and repeat with "50 Shads of Gray 2" with three more actresses.


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just swap watson with stone though....please?
#24
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I want to make a movie version of "50 Shades of Gray" and cast Zooey Deschanel, Emma Watson, and Ellen Page in it. But then just abandon the storyline altogether and make it a 2 1/2 hour porno, and then charge people $50 to see it. Because at least 100 million people would want to watch it, and $50 times 100 million equals 5 billion dollars. All of which can go back into the US economy, helping us out of the deficit. Rinse and repeat with "50 Shads of Gray 2" with three more actresses.



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just swap watson with stone though....please?

Yea, this though
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#27
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Don't you mean
Who would you want to do on Valentine's?

@ Thread Title.

Essentially the same thing, but going that way would put hours between each post since the list goes on and on and on.
#30
eat pu$$y
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#31
Call up a female friend and have a nice dinner and chat for the evening. Nothing romantic or sexual, just enjoy each others company. We'd go home then never speak of it again.
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#32
go to see the new die hard movie with my girlfriend.

which is exactly what i am doing.

because she is ****ing awesome.
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#33
Talk to someone.
Anyone.
Anybody at all.
That's not on UG.
Anyone.
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#34
Not write my mid term tomorrow, and not have to study for another midterm right after that. I would like to go jam with some friends since cause I'm to busy for a significant other
#35
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I'm teaching and then have to attend class. I'm so incredibly miserable that I feel like I might actually kill myself.



me? well yeah. you know. what they said.
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#36
Discover that this girl I'm crushing hard on loves me and has great aptitude for rhythm guitar.

I'm settling for not cutting myself and crying quietly tho...

Also someone would give me lots of expensive guitars because they realized my potential as a performer.

But I will still settle for weeping gently...
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#37
I have a girlfriend (dated for 14+ months), a swarovski key ring, and some cheesy (not literally) heart shaped box of chocolates, but no plan to go anywhere :|

feck
#38
I'm gonna go to work and come home after. It's a Thursday so that's what I would do given the choice, anyway.
#39
Cuddle all day with someone I like.

I actually did that today though except then I forgot that I promised to meet someone for lunch so the cuddling ended after a few hours. It was nice though.
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#40
Meshuggah is playing a show in Philly tonight. I'd rather be doing that.

But it's koo, as I'm going to their show on Saturday.
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