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#43
According to the police there had been issues of a domestic nature before at his address.
#45
>enter thread
>scan pages for leg puns
>all potential puns used
>have a sad
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#47
Maybe he was legless aka pistorious

If he really shot her by accident that is the biggest fail of all time. why would she date a disabled guy anyway, she was stunning ? pity case?
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#48
Goddammit Nike. Goddammit.

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Only in a vodka ad could Mexico win a war.
#50
Who shoots an intruder four times? Surely he could see that the shooter resembled his girlfriend.

Don't buy it at all, he meant to do it.
#ENTITLED
WENGER OUT!!!


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#51
Quote by robbo546hall
Who shoots an intruder four times? Surely he could see that the shooter resembled his girlfriend.

Don't buy it at all, he meant to do it.

Maybe he just got cold feet about the relationship.
#52
Quote by LostLegion
Maybe he just got cold feet about the relationship.


He just didn't know when to walk away.
#ENTITLED
WENGER OUT!!!


lastfm
#54
Quote by robbo546hall
Who shoots an intruder four times? Surely he could see that the shooter resembled his girlfriend.

Don't buy it at all, he meant to do it.


Definitely. Whoever defends him will definitely be going out on a limb.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#57
Any chance of him competing again has now been crippled.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#58
She wanted to pull his leg but she failed miserably.
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You sir are a dick!
Quote by Toppscore
And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#59
He has no legs, right guys
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#60
It's a real shame. He had the potential to be a leg end. I mean, legend.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#63
Quote by Diamond Dave
I thought he mistook her for a replicant

He mistook her for a leg.
#66
But seriously, he's running out of excuses.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#67
New reports that he was seen running away from the scene as soon as the gun went off
#68
there's proof it's not him, there was footsteps found outside
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#70
It's sad that he went from hero to running joke.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#72
Quote by BurningStarlV
I had a cat named Oscar as a child.


Your cat had 4 legs, Oscar has none.

The universe finely in balance.
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#73
I just heard he was acquitted. He must have a pretty big spring in his step.
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#74
Quote by AeroRocker
I just heard he was acquitted. He must have a pretty big spring in his step.

Apparently he's footloose and fancy free
#75
I never really pegged him as a murderer.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#77
That was pretty lame of him.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#80
Quote by Minkaro
Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't ever surprise

Oscar Pistorious.

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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Feb 14, 2013,