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#1
I usually watch porn on mute but just now I tried watching some videos with the volume up and it is just vulgar. For the most part, the girls are obnoxiously loud. The guys aren't as loud but still annoying.

Aside from the noise, some of the shit they say is just vulgar! It's a total turn off to hear some woman say "fill my ass" or "fuck my cunt!" It gets worse as you get into the more hardcore stuff like bukkake, rape, or gang bang porn. The women are gagging on cocks, crying, and screaming. Then the men are saying degrading things to the women they're having sex with. In one video, a bunch of guys were busting loads in this one woman's mouth and it just pooled up, and then she swallowed it. The guys who just jizzed in this woman's mouth were all like "you sick fucking *****!"

Why would you treat someone like that?

I just can't enjoy it without muting it.
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#2
Quote by Colgate Total

Aside from the noise, some of the shit they say is just vulgar! It's a total turn off to hear some woman say "fill my ass" or "fuck my cunt!" It gets worse as you get into the more hardcore stuff like bukkake, rape, or gang bang porn. The women are gagging on cocks, crying, and screaming. Then the men are saying degrading things to the women they're having sex with. In one video, a bunch of guys were busting loads in this one woman's mouth and it just pooled up, and then she swallowed it. The guys who just jizzed in this woman's mouth were all like "you sick fucking *****!"


I kinda agree with you

but I really dont **** with anything remotely hardcore

I just like how you're complaining about the vulgar stuff and watching rape porn
#4
I was told about this British porno and at the end, when the guy had came, he turned to the camera, smiled, thumbs up and said "Quality".

Another one had a guy ****ing this girl doggy and kept saying "That's champion that".
#6
I tend to mostly watch solo stuff with a lot of dirty talk, so audio is very important.
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#7
If this thread is an attempt to make me hard congratulations TS
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#8
Why not just stay away from the hardcore stuff? I don't go anywhere near anything that's not one guy and one girl doing it in missionary with the blankets covering all the private areas.
#9
Quote by chev311e
Why not just stay away from the hardcore stuff? I don't go anywhere near anything that's not one guy and one girl doing it in missionary with the blankets covering all the private areas.

Because that's boring. That's the kinda stuff I jerked off to late at night on Cinemax when I was like 12.
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#10
Meh, I dislike the really over the top noises. And I prefer the dude to make no noise whatsoever.

But overall, I'm okay with it. Gagging on dicks is kinda hot, but I doubt I ever felt that way before having had someone gag on my own dick.

It just sounds like you need to expand your porn horizons TS.
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#11
Quote by Colgate Total
Because that's boring. That's the kinda stuff I jerked off to late at night on Cinemax when I was like 12.

But anal's ****ing disgusting.
#12
I don't like porn in the first place, sex/nudity is just too awkward for me, been trying to watch it lately but I can't have sound.
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#14
Quote by LostLegion
But anal's ****ing disgusting.

This.

I stay away from anything hardcore, because once you get to a certain point its not even hot. Its almost funny.
#16
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! At TS complain about people saying vulgar things in porn, yet he watches hardcore, and rape porn.

Heres an idea stop watching the pro stuff (I hate it) most of it is fake anyway. Watch the amateur stuff.
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#17
I find it extremely funny that you are disgusted by what they say, not the actual acts featured in gangbang and rape porn. I just find it strange that that's where you drew the line.
#18
Lol are you really complaining about porn being dirty?
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#20
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Van Iveren will appear in court March 5. Stieghorst said the incident will not deter him from watching pornography, but he'll have to alter his viewing habits.

"I'm just going to watch it with the sound down, or I'll buy myself some decent headphones," he said.
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#22
So the talking is vulgar and disgusting but the visuals of a girl getting her mouth filled to the rim with cum isn't?
#23
you guys are pussies
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#25
Yeah, the hardcore shit that involves verbal degradation is very heart wrenching. Yeah, the girl is a porn girl, but the shit talking is really f'd up. Also, slapping women really hard in the face and stretching their mouths open infuriates me.

The gagging noises are hot, the moaning to me is hot, the pussy farts are hot, and the ass slaps are hot.

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#26
ahahahah Colgate you're such a pussy
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#27
Quote by Alucard817
Heres an idea stop watching the pro stuff (I hate it) most of it is fake anyway. Watch the amateur stuff.

Yeah this
#28
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Also, slapping women really hard in the face and stretching their mouths open infuriates me.


Alrite smart ass, how do you get the roofies in then?
#29
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#30
I hate being on a porn site, and they have those proper hardcore ads on the side where the guy's throwing the girl around and shit.

Like, how do people get off to that shit...
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#31
It has to be on. That way I'd never get such gems as the time I was watching this chick being absolutely destroyed by a big black guy. He's got her bent over and in front of him while he's standing up, when the camera pans up to his face, he looks at the camera and points down:

"See dis bitch?"

Cameraman: "Yeah?"

"Imma bust this bitch wit ma nut."


Could not continue fap session due to laughter
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#35
I once watched a Christmas themed porn video and this lad in a Santa hat was jerking his gherkin in front of a girl's face while he was saying "Oh yeah, do you wanna see what's in Santie's sack?" "Oh yeah Santa, I've been a naughty girl". Then he blew his load on her face.

It's somewhat awkward laughing in bed at 1am in the dark with headphones on and your dick in your head.
#36
You know, I'm kind of surprised that there hasn't been much mention of the audio quality (or almost complete lack thereof) in porn, and not just the amateur stuff. Whether it's atrocious signal-noise ratios, complete lack of noise removal, or extremely inconsistent levels (this can me... quite unpleasant if you listen with headphones) as a result of either A) poor audio editing or B) use of an internal mic on a camera instead of an external mic.
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#37
Quote by LostLegion
I once watched a Christmas themed porn video and this lad in a Santa hat was jerking his gherkin in front of a girl's face while he was saying "Oh yeah, do you wanna see what's in Santie's sack?" "Oh yeah Santa, I've been a naughty girl". Then he blew his load on her face.

It's somewhat awkward laughing in bed at 1am in the dark with headphones on and your dick in your head.

I must say, I'm impressed.
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#38
Quote by Jon777
At least keep the volume on for the intros. Some of them can be pretty hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZptw1ueUY4

Oh wow

I totally lost it at, "We should take out a loan and use our lemon tree as collateral, because now it's insured."

wut?
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#39
Quote by LostLegion
I once watched a Christmas themed porn video and this lad in a Santa hat was jerking his gherkin in front of a girl's face while he was saying "Oh yeah, do you wanna see what's in Santie's sack?" "Oh yeah Santa, I've been a naughty girl". Then he blew his load on her face.

It's somewhat awkward laughing in bed at 1am in the dark with headphones on and your dick in your head.


I hate it when I'm watching porn with my dick in my head and I'm laughing uncontrollably.

I think it's cuz the dick is in my head.
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#40
That was the perfect dress for stealing lemons, i'll give the producers that.
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