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#44
Quote by Jon777
They fuck.

You see, I'm one of those strange people that actually follow a storyline in a porn video.
#45
Quote by LostLegion
You see, I'm one of those strange people that actually follow a storyline in a porn video.


You must be disappointed very often then.
#46
Quote by boreamor
I was told about this British porno and at the end, when the guy had came, he turned to the camera, smiled, thumbs up and said "Quality".

Another one had a guy ****ing this girl doggy and kept saying "That's champion that".

I saw this one video with like three british dudes being blown by some chick outside somewhere. The cameraman was narrating the whole time and just making commentary, it was hysterical.
#47
The trash talk is the degrading part of porn......?

I don't like the gagging noises. And I find I don't like it unless the girl seems to be enjoying it.

edit: That video! Its like they're acting badly on purpose! I feel like thats an ametuer video and they wanted to make fun of how stupid other videos are.
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3 ram, nice

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#48
pretty much always mute it if the guy is black because it seems a black guy can't do porn without saying "nigga dick" 50 times.
#49
I have the reverse problem, whenever I wanna do something different while watching porn I turn it off first because it's just so annoying to only hear her scream and get ****ed.

Dude, you like hardcore shit but you hate the sounds..? That's why most people DO watch it!
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#50
Ya I hate the volume most of the time... It's just a turn off to hear the girl saying shit like "Fak my kunnt" as you said. Like the gagging noises though for some reason... I hate myself a little bit for it And I CAN NOT staaaaand hearing ANYTHING from a dude... *shudders* Fakin hate dudes
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#51
Nero, you've never touched fire (figuratively), but apparently, you're an expert on both porn AND stealing lemons.
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#53
I don't mind the dude making humming noises, but they shouldn't say anything, they always end up saying dumb stuff like "Balls deep!" and then repeat it like a hundred times.
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what specs is your pc? like how much ram?


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3 ram, nice

#54
For me, dirty talk is a big part of arousal so i usually have it on low unless my mom's bible study comes over.


Then I blast it.
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#55
I watch the porn sometimes without sound just to make my own dubs and commentary.
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#56
I can't watch porn with the volume on. I can't laugh and cum at the same time.
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#57
I have to watch with the sound. I think I have a problem... off to the no porn thread.
#59
I only watch amateur porn. Or some really sick shit like voyeurism, nude beach nudity, exhibitionism, flashing. I'm weird like that. But yeah, that whole "American" type porn doesn't speak to me.
#60
So you can't stand hearing women talk when you watch porn?

Do you also tape their mouths shut when you score with them?
#61
Quote by Darkshade666
I only watch amateur porn. Or some really sick shit like voyeurism, nude beach nudity, exhibitionism, flashing. I'm weird like that. But yeah, that whole "American" type porn doesn't speak to me.



And how is any of that 'sick?'
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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#64
Quote by WaltTheWerewolf

on that note...avoid anything with Ashley Blue...that chick is damn disgusting!


Indeed, and she's also got a ****ing huge head.

I always keep the sound on though. Watching porn in absolute silence really weirds me out for some reason. It makes me think too much and i start reflecting on my life. Which is a real bonerkiller in my case.

The one exception was for when i was fapping to Asa Akira. That skanky ho needs to take it down a notch. If i hadn't finally realized how unattractive and annoying she is i would have been deaf by now.
#66
Quote by boreamor
I was told about this British porno and at the end, when the guy had came, he turned to the camera, smiled, thumbs up and said "Quality".

Another one had a guy ****ing this girl doggy and kept saying "That's champion that".


i don't think i could get off to that, i'd be laughing too hard
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#68
I cannot watch it if the girl is not dominating the guy both in words and action. So value is required.
#69
Yeah it's weird and creepy, but I don't watch porn because I particularly enjoy it. I watch porn because I want to get stiff, get off, and get on with my life as expediently as possible
#70
Also, inb4 the lock.

I don't mind moaning, but there are moments when it's obvious that they're faking and it just ruins it for me. The only way I think a girl looks like she's enjoying it is if she's wet.
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#75
Quote by boreamor
Another one had a guy ****ing this girl doggy and kept saying "That's champion that".


Quote by Jon777
At least keep the volume on for the intros. Some of them can be pretty hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZptw1ueUY4
Dude what the fuck is this

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#77
Dear God, I hope TS never watches a Max Hardcore video

I love the dirty talk.

Saw one where some girl was begging to taste 'her arse juice' off the guys ****, proper london accent, I exploded everywhere
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#78
Quote by whywefight
That's what you get for watching rape porn.

An erection?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do