Poll: am i your valentine?
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View poll results: am i your valentine?
yes
60 57%
no ur gay
38 36%
ur beard/penis is too small. no thnx breh.
8 8%
Voters: 106.
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DonGlover
Occultist
Join date: Nov 2010
168 IQ
#5
Get your dungus out.
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A SIGNATURE.
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Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#6
Quote by jetfuel495
I'll be your valentine.

All of you ♥

alright im goin in dry
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
FireFromTheVoid
Strange Juice
Join date: Mar 2011
97 IQ
#7
Atleast I`ll have one :3


One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I'll come out 3 years after the end of the world

Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#11
i don't know why i didn't have a valentine. i got bored in spanish and made a tiny paper bouquet, and i didn't have anyone to give it to. ;_;
you're a stone fox
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,720 IQ
#14
This is the most romantic Valentine's Day I've ever had.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#17
Quote by Saint78
i don't know why i didn't have a valentine. i got bored in spanish and made a tiny paper bouquet, and i didn't have anyone to give it to. ;_;

To the teacher of course, put A Mi Valentino or some shit on it and instant bonus or brownie points.
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,304 IQ
#18
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
alright im goin in dry

Don't be a fag dude get some lube.
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
Ali priori / Ali posteriori
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Jesus christ Ali is a nutcase

I actually feel sorry for him, like seriously, get help
strait jacket
cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Join date: Dec 2010
177 IQ
#19
Quote by jetfuel495
I'll be your valentine.

All of you ♥

hussy
Quote by ChucklesMginty
If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
Gantz92
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2012
108 IQ
#20
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Don't be a fag dude get some lube.


What kind of a sissyboy are you? Real men use blood and ass sweat.
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#21
where is the "yes ur gay" option but i wouldn't pick it though

you don't want to be my valentine anyway though since you know what that would mean
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#22
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
To the teacher of course, put A Mi Valentino or some shit on it and instant bonus or brownie points.


the only teacher i had left was my male english teacher, whom i'm pretty sure is an ex-acid fiend.
you're a stone fox
Avedas
yoloswag420
Join date: Nov 2007
673 IQ
#23
Quote by jetfuel495
no

you can have the girl in your avatar

pretty sure she's dead from plastic surgery tho. korean and all that
angusfan16
butts
Join date: Jan 2008
578 IQ
#25
This is the gayest gay that I have ever gayed.
Sail upon the open skies
Holy Katana
Anarcho-Awesomist
Join date: Apr 2005
1,681 IQ
#26
Bite the pillow, Jay; I'm going in dry.

EDIT: Aww fuck, beaten to the punch.

Hey Jay, how does double anal with no lube sound? Prolapse? What's that?
Last edited by Holy Katana at Feb 14, 2013,
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
1,793 IQ
#28
i'm a robot
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
progdude93
Banned
Join date: Dec 2012
380 IQ
#30
Quote by Gantz92
What kind of a sissyboy are you? Real men use blood and ass sweat.


Nah, REAL men use duck butter.
NarwhalG2G
They're Red Hot
Join date: Sep 2012
256 IQ
#33
Awww, Jaayy. <3
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


Quote by kertets
Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
progdude93
Banned
Join date: Dec 2012
380 IQ
#34
Quote by tymar99
yes i'm gay


**** you for being sad about being gay. Embrace your gay. Maybe smell your gay, and maybe do a bit of tongue-kissing with your gay. I don't know, I'm not an expert.
tymar99
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2013
10 IQ
#35
^ but i'm the only gay in the village...

it's a sad and lonely life.
Music doesn't lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then it can only happen through music. -Jimi Hendrixx
WaterGod
BernieBro
Join date: Sep 2010
541 IQ
#37
I'm playing video games for valentines day. Forever alone....
TunerAddict
Real Ass Nigga
Join date: Aug 2008
1,184 IQ
#39
I saw a guy that looked like Jay, today. He had thick rimmed, hipster glasses on.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#40
Jay, I have one condition for being your valentine, and I think you know what it is already.

Let me know what you decide.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~