Poll: am i your valentine?
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View poll results: am i your valentine?
yes
60 57%
no ur gay
38 36%
ur beard/penis is too small. no thnx breh.
8 8%
Voters: 106.
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#5
Get your dungus out.
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#6
Quote by jetfuel495
I'll be your valentine.

All of you ♥

alright im goin in dry
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#11
i don't know why i didn't have a valentine. i got bored in spanish and made a tiny paper bouquet, and i didn't have anyone to give it to. ;_;
you're a stone fox
#14
This is the most romantic Valentine's Day I've ever had.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#17
Quote by Saint78
i don't know why i didn't have a valentine. i got bored in spanish and made a tiny paper bouquet, and i didn't have anyone to give it to. ;_;

To the teacher of course, put A Mi Valentino or some shit on it and instant bonus or brownie points.
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#18
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
alright im goin in dry

Don't be a fag dude get some lube.
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.
#19
Quote by jetfuel495
I'll be your valentine.

All of you ♥

hussy
Quote by ChucklesMginty
If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#20
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Don't be a fag dude get some lube.


What kind of a sissyboy are you? Real men use blood and ass sweat.
#21
where is the "yes ur gay" option but i wouldn't pick it though

you don't want to be my valentine anyway though since you know what that would mean
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#22
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
To the teacher of course, put A Mi Valentino or some shit on it and instant bonus or brownie points.


the only teacher i had left was my male english teacher, whom i'm pretty sure is an ex-acid fiend.
you're a stone fox
#23
Quote by jetfuel495
no

you can have the girl in your avatar

pretty sure she's dead from plastic surgery tho. korean and all that
#26
Bite the pillow, Jay; I'm going in dry.

EDIT: Aww fuck, beaten to the punch.

Hey Jay, how does double anal with no lube sound? Prolapse? What's that?
Last edited by Holy Katana at Feb 14, 2013,
#28
i'm a robot
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
Quote by Gantz92
What kind of a sissyboy are you? Real men use blood and ass sweat.


Nah, REAL men use duck butter.
#33
Awww, Jaayy. <3
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


Quote by kertets
Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
#34
Quote by tymar99
yes i'm gay


**** you for being sad about being gay. Embrace your gay. Maybe smell your gay, and maybe do a bit of tongue-kissing with your gay. I don't know, I'm not an expert.
#35
^ but i'm the only gay in the village...

it's a sad and lonely life.
Music doesn't lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then it can only happen through music. -Jimi Hendrixx
#39
I saw a guy that looked like Jay, today. He had thick rimmed, hipster glasses on.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#40
Jay, I have one condition for being your valentine, and I think you know what it is already.

Let me know what you decide.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
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