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BVBKilljoy
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2012
91 IQ
#1
I posted a thread a few days ago asking if my hair straighteners would set on fire: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?p=31049443#post31049443

Guess what?
They did.
My neck's burnt and my mum's pissed off with me, but it could of been so much worse. I'll actually listen to you this time and try to fix them myself at the weekend.
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
668 IQ
#2
Oh the kids of today
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
durhamdynamo
Spaceologist
Join date: Dec 2008
10 IQ
#4
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
Should-a listened to Johnny Ibanez now, shouldn't you?


dat avatar
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BelowTheSun
Registered User
Join date: Oct 2011
10 IQ
#5
I was going to ask why you're using hair straighteners in the first place, but then I saw your username and it all made sense.
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
20 IQ
#6
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
181 IQ
#7
Quote by BelowTheSun
I was going to ask why you're using hair straighteners in the first place, but then I saw your username and it all made sense.


This.


So gay.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


northbeach
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2011
10 IQ
#9
SO sad, I use a hair straightener, have a girlfriend, manage to have friends and stay macho, even though i know straightening your hair is kinda feminin. But you, why? BVB is just too gay, you souldn''t be allowed to use a hair straightener.
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
10 IQ
#10
Come out of the closet dude, don't be scared. We're a very supporting bunch.

^ wait, what the hell? You're not even the OP? You're so fucking dumb it's not even funny.
Last edited by Thrashtastic15 at Feb 15, 2013,
TheNameOfNoone
Buckethead's Right Hand
Join date: Mar 2011
336 IQ
#12
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Come out of the closet dude, don't be scared. We're a very supporting bunch.


"SUPPORTING"
Quote by ChemicalFire
You get my first ever lolstack






The image in my head is just too funny for words at this point


Aw yeah.
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
81 IQ
#13
ts, im afraid you are a gay
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
181 IQ
#15
Quote by northbeach
SO sad, I use a hair straightener, have a girlfriend, manage to have friends and stay macho, even though i know straightening your hair is kinda feminin. But you, why? BVB is just too gay, you souldn''t be allowed to use a hair straightener.


you might think you're staying macho whilst straightening your hair but you're so gay, you just don't know it yet.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


zeek7pc
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2006
30 IQ
#17
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
I had to Google what BVB was.



I like girl in the middle.


HAHAHAHA!!!! I thought that pic was of Motley Crue circa 1985
I love all 5 (sold a couple) of my Carvin X-100b's.
JackalUK
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2006
30 IQ
#18
I was unfortunate to witness them at Download where the singer went off on one because they were getting a bad reception.
Ometh
UG Addict
Join date: Oct 2009
401 IQ
#20
I am saddened by the fact you didn't die. Please keep using hair straighteners with faulty wiring so we can lose you once and for all.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
668 IQ
#25
Quote by hriday_hazarika
Who is this wonderful creature?


Stoya

She's turning into the pit's mascot
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
Johnny_Ibanez
ʎuuɥoſ
Join date: Mar 2009
260 IQ
#26
Quote by hriday_hazarika
Who is this wonderful creature?


Now lose the pingwings and get a Stoya avatar. All the cool kids are at it.
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
668 IQ
#27
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
Now lose the pingwings and get a Stoya avatar. All the cool kids are at it.


Which is just the two of us
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
181 IQ
#28
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez



There's a boob in that, just warning you.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
181 IQ
#30
There's a song called the Great Booby?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
668 IQ
#32
lol.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
181 IQ
#34
This one's my favourite
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Ian_the_fox
Banned
Join date: Feb 2011
270 IQ
#37
Ya know, I wanted to jump in and insult the TS as well, but what I'd say would be invalid as I use a pink hairdryer.
me+yourmom=69
Banned
Join date: Jun 2012
30 IQ
#38
Quote by Ian_the_fox
Ya know, I wanted to jump in and insult the TS as well, but what I'd say would be invalid as I use a pink hairdryer.

faggit
WholeLottaIzzy
UGs Only Rhythm Guitarist
Join date: Apr 2011
800 IQ
#40
If you can use hair straighteners and you're a guy, not only do you need a haircut but you're also thooper gay.
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