Weaponized
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#1
I was about to hang myself because I had to get up early for school tomorrow, but then I remembered it was a holiday. God Bless America
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#2
I don't get tomorrow off you bastard
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
AeroRocker
I'm too old for this ****
Join date: Oct 2007
1,019 IQ
#5
Quote by eGraham
I don't get tomorrow off you bastard


This.


Thanks, Obama Presidents
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LET'S GO BUCKS
Weaponized
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#6
Quote by bradulator
What are you in high school? What is this amateur hour?

I go to a college that has respect for the red white and blue
justinb904
Mother F***ing Engines
Join date: Dec 2007
455 IQ
#7
Imma celebrate by sleeping in, checking my mailbox and spending about 4 hours in the gym.
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,718 IQ
#8
Happy Birthday, Mr. President! I got you this big ol' shovel.

It's a nice big ol' shovel.
You know just in case you need a big ol' shovel.
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Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#9
Is there no mail on president's day? Cause I'm expecting a package.

Edit: Also, that shovel actually looks quite small.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
Angus_Junior35
Is a Girl?
Join date: Sep 2007
2,618 IQ
#11
I'd almost rather go to school than celebrate Obama. **** it, I'm gonna show up for Jazz band tomorrow and see what happens.
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Oh, DON'T use a knife. It cuts through your strings. I did that once, thinking, its the Low E, its invincible. Turns out, its not...

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Awesome
DukeDeRox
I draw STUFF
Join date: Oct 2010
87 IQ
#12
Quote by eGraham
I don't get tomorrow off you bastard

Glad I'm not the only one
uziyourillusion
cemetary gates
Join date: Dec 2011
347 IQ
#15
well thats great, that means my guitar isnt coming in tomorrow for sure....god damn obamas fault
_KurtCobain_77
All Praise Lord Emery
Join date: Feb 2006
452 IQ
#16
I'm on reading break in Canada. That means everyone else goes to work during the week while I stay home and do drugs and procrastinate.
TO ALL MY KILLERS AND MY HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLERS...
...TO EMO KIDS THAT GOT TOO MANY FEELINGS
Carnivean
UG Board King
Join date: Jun 2006
1,747 IQ
#18
What kind of two-bit school lets off for President's Day?
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It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
Adam808
I Wanna Be Sedated
Join date: Feb 2013
111 IQ
#19
Family Day in Alberta
Play Loud! Play Fast! Play Raw!
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#20
Happy Family Day. My calender lists that holiday before President's Day so it must be more important.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#21
this holiday is meaningless to me

meaningless
Quote by JamSessionFreak
lots of really smart stuff
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#22
This thread is now about your favorite US president.

Teddy ****ing Roosevelt.

If you disagree, you're wrong. He was the best.
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chev311e
Will do moose stuff for $
Join date: Oct 2009
400 IQ
#23
I'm gonna skip my morning classes just in spite of my uni not giving us the holiday off.

'merica
IWasMaiden93
A Utah Man Am I
Join date: May 2011
631 IQ
#24
I work until 7 am Monday and that's one more day I have to wait for my goddamn guitar

**** President's day
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Incest is wincest!

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Because he's the hero The Pit deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Anus.
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#25
First of all, Happy President's Day, second;

Enjoy it while you can, school may seem hard and a hassle and maybe even a nightmare...

But **** that, know this; you're all young, you can do what men/women do now in school, so don't worry about going so when you get to look back, you'd know that I'm right and look back on stuff like sex, drugs, rock and or even even being the freaking President... School is both important or could be fun; but it's hard to see while you're going.

Just learn geeky facts and be cool, or, whatever, do what you do.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#26
Quote by treborillusion
First of all, Happy President's Day, second;

Enjoy it while you can, school may seem hard and a hassle and maybe even a nightmare...

But **** that, know this; you're all young, you can do what men/women do now in school, so don't worry about going so when you get to look back, you'd know that I'm right and look back on stuff like sex, drugs, rock and or even even being the freaking President... School is both important or could be fun; but it's hard to see while you're going.

Just learn geeky facts and be cool, or, whatever, do what you do.

lol such vague advice

school is hard guys, but dont let that get you down, youre young, partying is important, school is important, sex drugs and rock n roll, or whatever
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lots of really smart stuff
Cb4rabid
K♦️
Join date: May 2009
2,628 IQ
#27
I have school and work today you ****ing shit
pinga
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#28
I didn't get off

**** you!


Quote by chev311e
I'm gonna skip my morning classes just in spite of my uni not giving us the holiday off.

'merica

I'm contemplating this. hmm.....
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Feb 18, 2013,
ecvMatt
clamper
Join date: Oct 2008
36 IQ
#30
Celebrating Washington and Lincoln with mattress sales, woo hoo.


I'm stoked though, getting 8 hours pay for not going in to work rocks.
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Seriously, I'm not a fan of iphones and guitars mixing.
bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
2,450 IQ
#31
Quote by chev311e
I'm gonna skip my morning classes just in spite of my uni not giving us the holiday off.

'merica


This is how i've celebrated thus far.
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#32
Quote by Weaponized
I was about to hang myself because I had to get up early for school tomorrow, but then I remembered it was a holiday.

Fuck you, buddy! Some of us live in the real world (read: university; aka "the 'fake' real world"), where we don't get school off for bullshit reasons.

Edit:
Phil, fuck your laziness!
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Feb 18, 2013,
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#33
I think I'm going to go home to celebrate (sleep, play video games)
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...