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Philip_pepper
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
4,955 IQ
#1
Ok, here goes mine.


When I was 13 my buddies and I found a dead skunk on a road, we put him in a black plastic bag, got on our bikes, and then buried it in a children's sandbox at a public park. We thought we were hilarious.

Go Pit, go.
Gorelord666
Lone Buffalo
Join date: Jul 2010
80 IQ
#2
When I decided to register onto this site.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
TVeye
Not Worth It......
Join date: Jan 2013
295 IQ
#3
You do know most here are still 13 ...... Right?
kimberlydawn
Princess Pineapple
Join date: Apr 2012
404 IQ
#4
Around 12 or 13, my friends and I used to throw basketballs at beehives. Yeah I don't know


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So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

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you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
kimberlydawn
Princess Pineapple
Join date: Apr 2012
404 IQ
#6
Quote by WaltTheWerewolf
made out with a cousin...

I don't wanna' believe that. /le puke


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
ryan_nadon
ass brain
Join date: Mar 2008
134 IQ
#8
Quote by kimberlydawn
I don't wanna' believe that. /le puke

r u srs.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
kimberlydawn
Princess Pineapple
Join date: Apr 2012
404 IQ
#9
Quote by ryan_nadon
r u srs.

doz it nawt seem so.


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#10
Quote by kimberlydawn
Around 12 or 13, my friends and I used to throw basketballs at beehives. Yeah I don't know

I used to do stuff like this. Why?????


Anyway, nothing. I don't mean there's nothing I wish I didn't do, I mean that I wish I didn't do nothing in certain situations.
Philip_pepper
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
4,955 IQ
#13
Quote by WaltTheWerewolf
made out with a cousin...


On the next Arrested Development.
blake1221
‭‭
Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#15
Quote by kimberlydawn
doz it nawt seem so.


le don't use le le here because this isn't le reddit le le le XD XD XD teh random penguin of doom!!! ~~
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#16
Quote by blake1221
le don't use le le here because this isn't le reddit le le le XD XD XD teh random penguin of doom!!! ~~

I'm having a hard time following this conversation.
Raster
~.~
Join date: Jun 2010
66 IQ
#17
I used to greet random people in the street as a kid.
I believe that I made a better world at that time, now that I think of it, I should be on those Coca-Cola motivation videos!
Gorelord666
Lone Buffalo
Join date: Jul 2010
80 IQ
#18
Quote by whywefight
I'm having a hard time following this conversation.

What is there not to get about not using le le here because this isn't le reddit le le le XD XD?
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#19
Quote by Gorelord666
When I decided to register onto this site.

What I came into here to say
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#20
Quote by kimberlydawn
Around 12 or 13, my friends and I used to throw basketballs at beehives. Yeah I don't know

bitch, when i was like 8-9 i used to mess with beehives so bad, usually with some friends

then i went away for the weekend and my friends got themselves stung damned kids couldnt be without my supervision for a couple of days

i also did a lot of lighting stuff on fire, that was my main passtime for quite a while. i was kind of an expert on how different materials burnt and the physics of it actually, at least compared to most peers for years

i also tried rolling up leaves and smoking them. this one time i cut down bits of incense with a friend and rolled it with paper and a shitload of glue and tried smoking that

i liked playing with fireworks as well, taking different types of powder into some sort of containers or whatever and blowing it up

i also enjoyed taking a bunch of shit in the kitchen and pouring it into a glass and microwaving it n stuff

once me and my friend attemped to make jam, we went and stole some rubarb from a neighbors garden put it in a glass and added shittons of sugar and stirred with a teaspoon and then microwaved it. damn thing nearly blew up the microwave, flooded everywhere. we managed to get the "jam" (it looked really similar to jam actually) out of the glass but it was frozen rock solid with the teaspoon in it. it resembled a lollipop but neither of of liked how it tasted so we sold to to some kid

good times

i did pretty much all of this as a child, i stopped being fun when i got older so i have no stories
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T00DEEPBLUE
Boba FRETT
Join date: Oct 2010
2,245 IQ
#21
Sword whipping.
Regarding the furry fandom from the man himself:
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Please understand how little we as a community care
Extra Ordinary
Meh
Join date: Jun 2011
197 IQ
#22
Quote by Burgery
once me and my friend attemped to make jam, we went and stole some rubarb from a neighbors garden put it in a glass and added shittons of sugar and stirred with a teaspoon and then microwaved it. damn thing nearly blew up the microwave, flooded everywhere. we managed to get the "jam" (it looked really similar to jam actually) out of the glass but it was frozen rock solid with the teaspoon in it. it resembled a lollipop but neither of of liked how it tasted so we sold to to some kid

Hey man, did you ever hear from that kid again? Did he get sick? I heard some parts of rhubarb plants are poisonous.

OT: I had the bad habit of not looking both ways before crossing the street. I've nearly been hit by cars and buses so many times.
kimberlydawn
Princess Pineapple
Join date: Apr 2012
404 IQ
#23
Quote by Gorelord666
What is there not to get about not using le le here because this isn't le reddit le le le XD XD?

le llama XD XD XD XD ish.


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#24
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Hey man, did you ever hear from that kid again? Did he get sick? I heard some parts of rhubarb plants are poisonous.



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lots of really smart stuff
iHurricaneGTR
Big Gumbo Jones
Join date: Aug 2011
70 IQ
#25
me and my neighbor made a "stink bomb" out of random shit we found, mixed it together, put it in an old cookie tin, and buried it.
never even thought of it again until now. it's probably still out there somewhere.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#26
Quote by iHurricaneGTR
me and my neighbor made a "stink bomb" out of random shit we found, mixed it together, put it in an old cookie tin, and buried it.
never even thought of it again until now. it's probably still out there somewhere.

i did this a few times. one time i did it with my friend and we hid it somewhere in our school and it reeked for days
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Tom 1.0
Hot For Teacher
Join date: Jun 2007
6,208 IQ
#27
Lie or exaggerate about stupid shit to try and sound cool when I was 13-14.

Pretty pathetic really.
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Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#28
Quote by Tom 1.0
Lie or exaggerate about stupid shit to try and sound cool when I was 13-14.

Pretty pathetic really.

i did this
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Extra Ordinary
Meh
Join date: Jun 2011
197 IQ
#29
When I was a kid, my cousin and I would stuff all our left over food into a cup whenever we were taken to a buffet.
kimberlydawn
Princess Pineapple
Join date: Apr 2012
404 IQ
#30
Oh I got another. Whenever some friends and I went to a restaurant, we used to make like, these disgusting concoctions of food and salt and stuff and dare somebody to eat it


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#31
Quote by kimberlydawn
Oh I got another. Whenever some friends and I went to a restaurant, we used to make like, these disgusting concoctions of food and salt and stuff and dare somebody to eat it

my friends and i used to snort salt and pepper and whatnot when we went to a restaurant

i had a strange childhood
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lots of really smart stuff
iHurricaneGTR
Big Gumbo Jones
Join date: Aug 2011
70 IQ
#32
Quote by Extra Ordinary
When I was a kid, my cousin and I would stuff all our left over food into a cup whenever we were taken to a buffet.

me and my friends did this when we were 13ish while on a band trip to some theatrical restaurant.. we stuffed all of our food into a cup of soda and gave it to the waitress. we also repeatedly embarrassed ourselves.

after that year, the band trips ended.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
SwaggleyKubrick
Svengali
Join date: Nov 2012
19 IQ
#33
Quote by Burgery
my friends and i used to snort salt and pepper and whatnot when we went to a restaurant

i had a strange childhood


We used to snort pixie sticks off the hoods of teacher's cars in the school parking lot.
We thought we were so badass.
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This man speaks truth and has a beastly username.

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Ian_the_fox
Banned
Join date: Feb 2011
2,990 IQ
#34
Quote by Tom 1.0
Lie or exaggerate about stupid shit to try and sound cool when I was 13-14.

Pretty pathetic really.
That's just common for kids that age.

One simply cannot be that age and not make up dumb shit to look cool or act like they know fucking everything. My guess is it's all just part of cognitive development.
VillainousLatin
UG Newbie
Join date: Jul 2010
317 IQ
#35
On Halloween my brother, his friends and me would go around the neighborhood and throw home made "bombs" to houses and cars. Most crazy things I remember were thanks to my brother and most of them were on Halloween too.
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#36
Quote by SwaggleyKubrick
We used to snort pixie sticks off the hoods of teacher's cars in the school parking lot.
We thought we were so badass.

lol yeah, we used to snort all sorts of candy goods and then act all hyper
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kimberlydawn
Princess Pineapple
Join date: Apr 2012
404 IQ
#37
Quote by iHurricaneGTR
me and my friends did this when we were 13ish while on a band trip to some theatrical restaurant.. we stuffed all of our food into a cup of soda and gave it to the waitress. we also repeatedly embarrassed ourselves.

after that year, the band trips ended.

Gooooood times

Oh yeah and another, when walkie-talkies used to be cool, and when 12 year olds didn't have cellphones, me and my friends used to talk to each other on our walkie-talkies if we weren't near each other. If we were with each other though, we'd find random people on different channels and talk to them like they were our friends. We even met a couple of them


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

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you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
Last edited by kimberlydawn at Feb 20, 2013,
Joshua Garcia
Lost boy
Join date: Jun 2009
5,692 IQ
#38
I paid attention in math.
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Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Feb 21, 2013,
iHurricaneGTR
Big Gumbo Jones
Join date: Aug 2011
70 IQ
#39
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I payed attention in math.


that's ****ed up man.
i mean, some of the things posted here were bad but... dude.
****ed up.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
Extra Ordinary
Meh
Join date: Jun 2011
197 IQ
#40
I remember my friends and I mashing up rockets in those little plastic baggies and pretending it was cocaine.