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There is an electric fence in my yard because my neighbor has cows. Shortly after the fence was installed, which was maybe about a year ago, I had a dream that Iggy Pop was in my back yard and he got electrocuted near the gate in the back. i think about it a lot and at times i am somewhat obsessed with iggy pop's death.
]a question u have to ask yrself, would u kick out iggy pop from yr rock show for diving off the sage w/out a shirt?...oh iggy. u didn't wear shirts in the late 60s early 70s. it seems crude & macho now, but that was yr thing. u were unique. u didn't have 2 wear a shirt b/c u were freeee, via "i got a right." u were prty cool.
but then u moved on. ppl have to change w/ the times. u wore shirts in the mid to late 70s. u were still cool, maybe even cooler than b4, w/ ur sorta glam, proto-goth stylings. u still wore shirts for a couple more decades. even when u made some crappy butt rock in the 80s u were pretty cool.
then u re-formed the stooges and took off yr shirt again. but this time u were old and wrinkly. u didn't have 2 do that iggy. there was a time and a place for the stooges, & that time and place was the late 60s early 70s, not the 2ks & beyond! now u dnt seem wild & free, u just seem old & gross, some1 who used to be significant & exciting but as if that was jst a fluke or something, b/c if u were rlly some kind of genius u would nvr stop reinventing yrself. u have tarnished the stooges & their place in history. but i guess all old 'rockers' end up like that, except 4 the 1s who die young. u should have died after 'new values,' iggy.
4 the record, ppl say fun house is the best album but it's not, the s/t & raw power are both way better....it seems like you should die by the electric chair; not that you killed anybody technically or are legally able to be executed, you just seem like an electric chair kind of guy... well peace. ps- iggy pop seems like an electric chair guy too, but in a sublimated way, like he should die by getting tangled in the electric fence in my back yard, from trying to rustle cattle. there are groundhogs back there every 7th year, via a farmer castrating 40 of them and releasing them every 7th year, i don't remember why. anyway you guys should hang out. ...iggy pop gets electrocuted by the electric fence for the thought-cows in my deep-brain backyard...peyote involved...my opinion is iggy should have died sometime in the '80s. any time in the '80s is fine....just keep cummin iggy, i wanna feel yr salvation all over my dress...i wish iggy pop would ****ing die
i wish dan auerbach would kill iggy pop
during the grammys
penetration (via knife in his stupid muscly old person chest)


i really have a feeling t
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Obsceneairwaves
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#2


what is this
It's over simplified, So what!

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goest
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#3
I was illegitimately worried.

**** you, bars.
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#5
damn, nearly had a heart attack. and im not even a fan really, just was so unexpected lol
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#6
my heart dropped when i read this

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oh i'm sorry i didn't mean to worry anyone, i shouldn't have titled it like that, this wasn't supposed to be a hoax-death thread. if a mod could change the title i would appreciate it.
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#10
And yet it stays open........nice job Mods, again!
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Quote by TVeye
And yet it stays open........nice job Mods, again!
Kill yourself.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Kill yourself.


U first Dick.
Obsceneairwaves
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Quote by element4433
Kill yourself.


you've just earned 5 cool points, element
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#14
(in theory)

Best edit, made me laugh.
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U first Dick.
For real, I wanna like you cuz you have a cool username. But why do you even come here? Your posts are nothing but complaining.

Just go away if you hate everything so much.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Joshua Garcia
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Quote by goest
I was illegitimately worried.

**** you, bars.

why did I just now notice your avi?

OT:
...Yeah I have nothing to contribute to this thread other than that.
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bingeandletgo
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#18
Best title edit ever
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#19
Anyways, this gif is too good.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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#21
Element, if you added Iggy Pop to the RIP list in your sig, I bet people would freak out.
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Quote by progdude93
Element, if you added Iggy Pop to the RIP list in your sig, I bet people would freak out.

Probably because it'd be in bad taste.
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#23
Quote by Hydra150
Probably because it'd be in bad taste.


I hate brussels sprouts. I think they taste terrible. And yet I know people who love their flavor.
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#24
Maybe you just haven't had them prepared correctly.
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#25
This thread is fantastic in every way. Greatest TS ever.

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#26
Iggy? More like Ziggy.

Like a zig zag.

Like a lightning bolt.

Because of the electricity.


Fuck every single one of you.
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#27
perfect thread
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Quote by Hydra150
Maybe you just haven't had them prepared correctly.


Exactly.
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#29
wwwwwhaaat

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#30
TS, I don't quite understand your post, but that gif made my day.
Ceci n'est pas une signature.
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#32
A sudden wave of sickness went through me after reading part of the title.

I hate you TS
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#35
Absolutely superb thread!
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#36
He'd be charged with Raw Power.
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You are now using UG Classic.
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#38
My stomach turned when I read that. Not cool, man. Not cool.


Ok, you got me.
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#39
This thread is bull shit.
I mean (in theory), it's a good thread, but in reality, it blows major blogging bull shit.
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