#3
Join in and rape and pilage everything
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#5
Quote by Weaponized
Make a gay mirror thread and kill myself

got any lotion?
#6
Quote by So-Cal
got any lotion?


That's what she said!
I'm not saying not to trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
#9
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#10
It's called taking OVER the world.


TS.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#11
I have reconsidered: I would generate an elaborate plot for white cunts in Croydon to feel like they're outnumbered, get depressed, fall into a weed induced coma and gradually deteriorate, everything will fall into place.
Last edited by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT at Feb 27, 2013,
#12
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
I have reconsidered: I would kill trebor and then everything would be okay

I'd rape your mouth and make your throat my bitch, think of it, I'd **** you all night and make you gag, even when your face gets tired I'd **** you.

You're my Bitch, never forget that.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#14
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
kinda gay, bro

Homophobic bro.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#16
Killswitch, you Gay Homie.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#18
I aren't gay but I aren't alright with the amount of times that Traps have caught out, I'm strongly considering clicking on the vid even after I notice they have a dick from now on.

Maybe that's how I'll save the world I'll just make all the porn in the world tranny porn and then everyone would have to be nice to each other or they won't be able to jack off or owt
#19
Same thing I'd do as a villian.
Find nearest comet, launch it into Earth.

Evil side: Kills everyone
Good side: Saves everyone from themselves.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#20
Quote by Nameless742
Same thing I'd do as a villian.
Find nearest comet, launch it into Earth.

Evil side: Kills everyone
Good side: Saves everyone from themselves.

so tr00
#22
By becoming the worst super villain the world has ever seen. That way, everyone will work together to try to stop me, achieving world peace.

Sound familiar, anyone?
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#24
What kind of superhero? If I was a god-like one, I would incinerate every rapper, teach pop punk guys how to play guitar, and give America to China.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#26
Quote by Joshua Garcia
By becoming the worst super villain the world has ever seen. That way, everyone will work together to try to stop me, achieving world peace.

Sound familiar, anyone?

Why are you stealing my idea, you faggot?!
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Feb 27, 2013,
#28
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Why are you stealing my idea, you faggot?!

...Your idea?
Woah, so you're that one guy from Watchmen?

Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#29
I'd put all the humans on Mars #teenager
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.



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Doesn't at all surprise me why so many people here tend to think you're a douche
#30
Quote by Joshua Garcia
...Your idea?
Woah, so you're that one guy from Watchmen?


Yeah, can't you tell?




I mean, I know I got a haircut and grew a beard and wear glasses, but I'm the same guy...
#32
Ozymandias looked like such a puss in the movie.

Granted he did in the comic as well but a bit less so.
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#33
Quote by stratman_13
Ozymandias looked like such a puss in the movie.

Granted he did in the comic as well but a bit less so.

I imagine anyone would look like a puss if the good doctor basically erased them.
#35
Quote by jjfeu662
I would incinerate every rapper
teach pop punk guys how to play guitar
and give America to China.

>Has a distaste for several clichéd stereotypes
>Likes Slayer
>Is a Brony