#1
So Pit, I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people.

Any mechanics in the Pit know how to fix my problem, and estimated costs?
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#2
It's the fuel injectors. Leaky feed. I've seen it dozens of times.

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It's the fuel injectors. Leaky feed. I've seen it dozens of times.

$50


I might look into that, I was hoping I didn't have to change my flux capacitor.
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#8
Drive faster so they die on impact instead of bleeding out
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Change the blinker fluid.....


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#10
You have to replace the brake lights and change the steering wheel for a watermelon.
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#11
I think you need new bucket seats bro.
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#13
What you really need is a new window tint so people won't see you coming.
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#15
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So Pit, I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people.

Any mechanics in the Pit know how to fix my problem, and estimated costs?


I had this problem too. It was mostly in the summer I noticed.
Anyway I took it to the local mechanic and he rolled up the windows for me, problem was solved straight away, only cost me $1000. Totally worth it.
#16
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I had this problem too. It was mostly in the summer I noticed.
Anyway I took it to the local mechanic and he rolled up the windows for me, problem was solved straight away, only cost me $1000. Totally worth it.


So for a safe bet, fix my windows AND the fuel injector?
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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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#17
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So for a safe bet, fix my windows AND the fuel injector?



Dude, you should totally be a mechanic!
#20
Turn off your handbrake, you ninny.

Seriously, so many people leave their handbrakes on.
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I thought this was going to be a serious thread so I could give serious advice. TS is a knob.



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#23
Did you let it suck your dick while you fucked it in the ass?

That's not good for the suspension.
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#24
i once pushed a guy in a wheelchair with my car. I was a bit dissapointed when i hit 88mph and all that happend was he tumbled end over end before smashing in a lorry.

He never walked again.