Poll: What's best?
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View poll results: What's best?
Peach
27 29%
Melon
19 20%
lncognito
14 15%
whoomit
33 35%
Voters: 93.
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#2
apples
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#4
I prefer Joshua Melons.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
Quote by Nickpocalypse
Your name starts with an L

Duuuuuuuuude
Quote by ChucklesMginty
If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#6
Whoomit wins.
Quote by element4433
One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

Quote by Roc8995
No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#7
best for what

if it's eating i pick TS

if it's for fruit i pick melon
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#11
I picked melon. But if we're discussing alcoholic beverages, I pick neither. Straight bourbon for me please!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#12
Pineapples.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Chick Corea, Yes, Genesis, Jethro Tull


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#14
my wuestion is so big that even your mom couldn't fit on it
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#16
Quote by theogonia777
best for what

if it's eating i pick TS

if it's for fruit i pick melon



I think you did those backwards get it lol am fun e
#17
i bet my wuestion is bigger
Quote by archerygenious
Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

Like melodic, black, death, symphonic, and/or avant-garde metal? Want to collaborate? Message me!
#18
Whoomit is best for huge wuestions.
Quote by Joshua Garcia
my chemical romance are a bunch of homos making love to a mic and you like that cuz your a huge gay wad. You should feel pathetic for being such a gaywad you gay mcr loving gaywad olllol.
#19
obvious answer is beer.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#23
Quote by Tempoe
Oranges>Apples


Well now you're just comparing oranges and apples.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#24
Quote by theogonia777
Well now you're just comparing oranges and apples.

Oranges are the god fruit, they know no equal, only side dishes.
Quote by ChucklesMginty
If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#27
lel i voted whoomit
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


Quote by kertets
Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
#28
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
Watermelons are probably the best fruit in existence.

They don't taste like anything though
cat
#30
Mango, obviously.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#32
Quote by whywefight
this is such a hard choice ;_;

It probably is a hard choice for someone like yourself, not that you can read this though.
#34
Quote by DESTROYER5000
It probably is a hard choice for someone like yourself, not that you can read this though.

People like you are the reason that UG needs to un-censor '******'.
#35
Quote by treborillusion
I thought my threads were bad.

I have a question, what's a wuestion:?


so you actually sit there and think to yourself, 'wow, this thread is gonna be shit.'

Then you proceed to make it?

fuck off...
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#37
Quote by Musicforyou17
Whoomit.....


I have a wuestion of my own.

Boxers or briefs?

Who wears briefs anymore? They look pretty darn foolish to me nowadays.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#38
Quote by Musicforyou17
Whoomit.....


I have a wuestion of my own.

Boxers or briefs?



yes!!


I asked him the very same question during the ug elections

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1564910
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#39
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Who wears briefs anymore? They look pretty darn foolish to me nowadays.

True dat. Even boxers are goofy nowadays.

BOXER-BRIEFS BE WHERE IT AT!

but also, there was something else I was going to say...uhhhh....

oh yeah, ima be super pissed if Lcognito doesn't explain what this was all about in the morning.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#40
^ ^ Oh man, that thread was made about a month after I started posting in The Pit.
Back then I always just assumed it was politics and stuff.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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