#5
It's over simplified, So what!

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#7
fosters isn't 'stayan though

it's shite
It's over simplified, So what!

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#8
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fosters isn't 'stayan though

it's shite



Tastes about as good as VB, Carlton Draught, Boags or Cascade or any other Aussie piss water
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#9
Someone post the "you can get it" vb ads, I would but my internet is shockingly slow.

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Blasphemy!
VB is the only beer I can actually drink without already being blitzed.
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#10
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fosters isn't 'stayan though

Yeah, this girl from Melbourne said that to me, I was kind of shocked.


Any way, I've been side tracked with Cadbury's and Aussie beer.


I like the T-Mobile Heathrow Airport singing one.
It's kind of heart warming, but quite well made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz8LvlNxxnw
#11
I literally came into this thread thinking "I'm gonna ban TS if the new Three advert with the dancing pony isn't in OP!"


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#12
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I literally came into this thread thinking "I'm gonna ban TS if the new Three advert with the dancing pony isn't in OP!"


You did good, TS. You did good.


Hehe, I am worthy

Had me thinking, would the ad be shown in the US too? 3 are a British company I think...
#16
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Tastes about as good as VB, Carlton Draught, Boags or Cascade or any other Aussie piss water

Bolded for decent beers (although, tbf, it depends which ones you get). How about Coopers though? They are my favourite mass-produced Aussie beer and FAR from piss water.

Also, good Australian ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
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#21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsJLSdYLq6o
HELL YEAH!
MOTHER FORKIN FREAKING EAGLE INSURANCE!

SOMEBODY CALL THAT NUMBER NOW.
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#22
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Bolded for decent beers (although, tbf, it depends which ones you get). How about Coopers though? They are my favourite mass-produced Aussie beer and FAR from piss water.



Cascade make some nice beers, but none are particularly popular. Their standard lager is shit. Coopers is pretty nice but still nothing to shout about
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#23
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I guess I wasn't that only one that read "Best Aids" when I read the thread title.

I'll come back later to post some funny ads.
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#25
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HELL YEAH!
MOTHER FORKIN FREAKING EAGLE INSURANCE!

SOMEBODY CALL THAT NUMBER NOW.



YES!

easily the sexiest post in this thread!!


for some contribution(even though there's no chance it can be as sexy as joshs)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhAKzYr4-wg
It's over simplified, So what!

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#26
I can't think of favorites.

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#27
I came in here to post that damn pony advert.

Also, I kinda like that one about sky broadband or tv (or something) where his Mum comes to visit him and she asks him if he has any girlfriends.

Just 'cause his face at the end gets me everytime.
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#29
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I came in here to post that damn pony advert.

Also, I kinda like that one about sky broadband or tv (or something) where his Mum comes to visit him and she asks him if he has any girlfriends.

Just 'cause his face at the end gets me everytime.


I think thats BT broadband... Yeah not a bad series they have.
#31
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
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