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#2
oops...
Quote by ChucklesMginty
If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#3
u mirin brah?

or

"first"

or

ground control to Major Tom
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Mar 5, 2013,
#5
i have diarrhea.


shoulda brought my cardigan.


where is the nearest rest stop?


looks like there is a potato famine up here as well.


ooom bop.
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#7
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for POOP. POOPADOOP POOPY OPPY POOP. POOP POOP POOPADOOP.


Eustace, we have a POOP. POOPY MC POOPERTON.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
Timmeeeeeeeh!
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#13
"murica!!
Trust me, I'm a Jedi.

Quote by Minkaro
You must control your use of the force, young Trizek.
#14
Quote by JohnnyGenzale

ground control to Major Tom

Commencing countdown, engines on
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#21
if someone offered you $500,000 + a 4 Bedroom 2-story house to surgically remove your left foot and dipped it in a bucket of shit and soaked for an hour, would you take the offer?
#24
This is not a cold, dead place...


no, wait.


Hardcore will never die, but you will...


no, shit.


Lift yr skinny fists like antennas to heaven


no.....
#25
'[disappointed sigh] Still not as desolate as Croydon, over.'

Quote by blake1221
This is not a cold, dead place...

no, wait

Hardcore will never die, but you will...

no, shit.

Lift yr skinny fists like antennas to heaven

no.....


You failed, but people can't say it was not for want of trying.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
Last edited by Todd Hart at Mar 5, 2013,
#26
Quote by blake1221
This is not a cold, dead place...


no, wait.


Hardcore will never die, but you will...


no, shit.


Lift yr skinny fists like antennas to heaven


no.....


+1

This will destroy you.
#28
Quote by hriday_hazarika
"You wish you were here, weren't you? I wish you were here with me too. "

I always read you posts with the same voice that the ship had on that Futurama episode where Bender was dating the ship.
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#30
Quote by Krieger91
I always read you posts with the same voice that the ship had on that Futurama episode where Bender was dating the ship.


That's all fine and dandy, but what is a Bender?
#31
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
My life for Aiur.



>black sheep wall
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#32
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Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#33
The famous words that belong to the first time man walks on Mars will be a tweet, not speech.

@NASA: Just set foot on Mars, #YOLO
#37
"I bet you guys are waiting for me to say something deep like that one dude who set foot on the moon, what's his name... Arnold Neilstrong." - Me

Or, alternatively;

"You're all smegheads".
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Coltrane


The apple always falls close to the tree, but the tree always falls on the power lines.
#38
"larissa, will you marry me?"

then i wait at least a few minutes for a response by radio. the speed of light isn't fast enough.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#40
bow chicka wow wow
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
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