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#1
What the living **** is up with your train system? There's a wreck/derailment every month, it seems.

Sincerely, Your Superior Northern Brother,
Indiana
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#2
I dunno, but everything here is bigger.

Sincerely,
Texas
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
Indiana is a state? I thought it was just a set of highways used to get to more important states.
#5
I dunno, nobody asks for Ohio's opinion except for like 1 month out of every 4 years.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#7
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I dunno, nobody asks for Ohio's opinion except for like 1 month out of every 4 years.

Oh, I'm sorry. How are you feeling today, Ohio?
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#8
I look down on all of you country rubes.

Sincerely,
New York
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#9
lol I have a bagillion songs written about me.

Sincerely,
(someone in) California
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
Quote by ErikLensherr
I look down on all of you country rubes.

Sincerely,
New York

**** you, east coaster

Quote by Joshua Garcia
lol I have a bagillion songs written about me.

Sincerely,
(someone in) California

**** you, west coaster
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#12
Quote by eGraham
Oh, I'm sorry. How are you feeling today, Ohio?

Oh my god, I'm so glad you asked!

I'm feeling okay. Gettin ready for god's holy milk to rain down upon me perty soon
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#13
I'm in NORTHERN kentucky. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#14
Oh hey guys. Just got done shovelin' the front walk, doncha know. Been a bit chilly up here in Southern Canada.

Sincerely,
Minnesota
#15
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Oh my god, I'm so glad you asked!

I'm feeling okay. Gettin ready for god's holy milk to rain down upon me perty soon

K.


Any other states got anything to say?

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I'm in NORTHERN kentucky. I have no idea what you're talking about.

I don't know where they happen, but I see them on WLKY like all the time.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#17
Lol I'm chill.

Sincerely,
Hawaii
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
Quote by dc13
Oh hey guys. Just got done shovelin' the front walk, doncha know. Been a bit chilly up here in Southern Canada.

Sincerely,
Minnesota



So, true of Northern Minnesota and the Fargo area!

OT:
Oh, hey, it's cold here; at least we're not MINNEESOTAN though. But we're going hunting and paint balling after that.

Sincerely,
South Dakota
#20
Quote by innertom
i thought this was gonna be about KFC :'(

Fun fact: Colonel Sanders is from Indiana.

We win everything
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#21
Quote by zomgguitarz1234
Indiana is a state? I thought it was just a set of highways used to get to more important states.

I just lost my shit, someone help me look for it.

Seriously though, I needed a laugh.
#22
Quote by Joshua Garcia
lol I have a bagillion songs written about me.

Sincerely,
(someone in) California


Here's my favorite song written about California. And they don't exclude New York either! Please excuse the fact that the singer/songwriter hails from Illinois:


They don't know shit about professionalism in Chicago.

Sincerely,
Texas
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#25
Quote by Joshua Garcia
YES!
I LOVE that song!
And I LOVE Local H!
Don't care much for the message, I just find the lyrics funny tbh.


I don't have problems w/CA or NY, either. But it is a great song, IMHO.

You should see the reaction I get wearing that shirt out. Although I usually stick some gaffers tape over the "****" on the back if going out where kids might see it. Tape comes off at bars, though.

Sadly, I have yet to come across anyone in person who knew what "Local H" is.
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#27
We mow our lawns on Christmas up here in North Florida.

Sincerely,
Georgia
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Welcome to UG. Everyone here will piss you off at some point, it's just what we do.
#28
Quote by angusfan16
Were not very good at driving anything except cattle.


Really? Oh, come now, Kentucky's amazing at distilling bourbon, & drunk driving. Indiana just has drunk drivers. Plus you've got the U of L cards & the UK wildcats, & Muhammad Ali.
#29
Quote by DoubleBassCrash
Really? Oh, come now, Kentucky's amazing at distilling bourbon, & drunk driving. Indiana just has drunk drivers. Plus you've got the U of L cards & the UK wildcats, & Muhammad Ali.

Indiana is where wine was first commercially produced in the United States. That has to count for something.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#31
Quote by eGraham
Indiana is where wine was first commercially produced in the United States. That has to count for something.

I'd give you more points for the Indy 500 than for the commercial wine production.

And how could we have the "Hoosier" tyre brand without Indiana?
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#32
Quote by DoubleBassCrash
Really? Oh, come now, Kentucky's amazing at distilling bourbon, & drunk driving. Indiana just has drunk drivers. Plus you've got the U of L cards & the UK wildcats, & Muhammad Ali.


Bourbon is the only thing ill give you off that list. I hate UoL and UK hasnt been the best this year.

Edit: and drunk driving.
Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at Mar 5, 2013,
#33
Kentucky has had some fine mandolin pickers though, such as Sam Bush, Ricky Skaggs, and of course Bill Monroe. I also play a "Kentucky" brand mandolin.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#34
Quote by eGraham
What the living **** is up with your train system? There's a wreck/derailment every month, it seems.

Sincerely, Your Superior Northern Brother,
Indiana



Indiana?

The only border state superior to Kentucky is obviously Virginia.
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#36
Quote by funkbass369
Indiana?

The only border state superior to Kentucky is obviously Virginia.

You're allowed to be the Superior Eastern Brother. But you share the same name as West Virgina, so for that I have to deduct points. You understand.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#37
Quote by zomgguitarz1234
Indiana is a state? I thought it was just a set of highways used to get to more important states.


#38
I don't know anything about the politics in KY but KY girls sound sexy.
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#39
Quote by treborillusion
I don't know anything about the politics in KY but KY girls sound sexy.

...pfffffftttt
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#40
Quote by JustRooster
I'm drunk.

sincceerrrlly
Wiscnsiin

Hooray. This Broski's repin' the beer state like he should!

Now, if you'll excuse me I've got cranberries to export.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
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