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Why is Australia getting American oranges
AUSTRALIA VS. AMERICA
Last edited by Eissac123 at Mar 6, 2013,
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It's over simplified, So what!

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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
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Why is Australia getting American oranges?

Because your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Why is Australia getting American oranges?

Because your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

A LITERAL ANSWER LOLL
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Quote by slash_GNR666
Because your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries



I HAVE SO MANY REASONS TO LOVE YOU
ayy lmao
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Quote by Eissac123
A LITERAL ANSWER LOLL


literal answer? wat
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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Eissac123 are you tom? trying to make ug the 'next myspace' ?

It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#12
Quote by chookiecookie
I HAVE SO MANY REASONS TO LOVE YOU


Really? Thought it was just due to my massive schlong
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Really? Thought it was just due to my massive schlong


Make that reason 142
ayy lmao
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Eissac123 are you tom? trying to make ug the 'next myspace' ?


Whats Tom ?
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Quote by chookiecookie
Make that reason 142

Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Quote by Eissac123
Whats Tom ?


never heard of myspace?
It was cool like 10 years ago.
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
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Quote by Obsceneairwaves
never heard of myspace?
It was cool like 10 years ago.

i dont have myspace but i know what it is
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Australia vs America? Awesome, I get to use this for a second time this week.

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Red = 1st world
White = 2nd world
Blue = 3rd world
Poop = 4th world
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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So, scandinavia is just barely first world?

go eat a midget
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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Quote by JohnnyGenzale
So, scandinavia is just barely first world?

go eat a midget


You're still first world (and the only first world countries in Europe).

And that's gross. That's like drinking diet Coke. Less filling, no taste.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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Quote by WCPhils
Australia didn't even get a ranking because it sucks so much


But Australia was third on your list?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#28
Quote by theogonia777
But Australia was third on your list?

Also TS doesn't believe in evolution. Ha.

Oh yes, silly me
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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Quote by Eissac123
Australia Is Awesome


The only way anyone would ever say that is on opposite. And even then they wouldn't say it do to a combination of fear of their statement being recorded and used out of context and just how unsettling it is to say those words together in that order.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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Quote by theogonia777
The only way anyone would ever say that is on opposite. And even then they wouldn't say it do to a combination of fear of their statement being recorded and used out of context and just how unsettling it is to say those words together in that order.

But i live in Australia and i LOVE it haha
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Quote by Eissac123
Australia Is Awesome


No. it's full of spiders and angry screaming drunk men that sound like dial up on crack.
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Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#33
Is...is that a Creed avatar?
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
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Yup.
Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
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Please feel free to try to list the ways that America is better than Australia. I'm in need of a good laugh.
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Quote by YoTimDog
Please feel free to try to list the ways that America is better than Australia. I'm in need of a good laugh.


1. Having the most annoying accent possible
2. Getting fatally bitten by a spider
3. Having a shark attack you in your bathroom
4. Didgeridoo (but that's not white Australia)
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#37
Well, America has more black people but the white girls in Australia are actually pretty sexy, usually -- so...

IDK.

But 4real, Australia is so white bread.
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My only friend

lol tom
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#39
If it's true don't leave me all alone out here
Wondering if you're ever gonna take me there
Tell me what you're feeling cause I need to know
Girl you've gotta let me know which way to go

tell me baby girl cuz I need to know
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Quote by treborillusion
Well, America has more black people but the white girls in Australia are actually pretty sexy, usually -- so...

IDK.

But 4real, Australia is so white bread.

I agree with you!!!
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