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#1
I was talking to this chick today. She says to me "Why do men cheat on their wives? It makes no sense. You have a woman in your life and you have a marriage, why throw it all away? Also, men usually cheat on their wives with an uglier woman, so what's the point?"

I say "Yeah, I dunno, men are stupid, but not all men are cheaters."

Then half an hour later she asks me how a date had gone with this girl I knew. This date was 3 weeks ago, so it was nearly gone from my memory.

I said that we both weren't too interested. I made some moves but she didn't seem to respond and when I tried to put my arm around her she'd scoot away from me, so that part was really awkward.

So she says "Oh, you should have raped her."

I'm like "Uh, wut?"

Her: "Yeah, I read that a surprising amount of women have rape fantasies. She probably wanted you to try harder. You should have just tried it."

Me: "Oh, so I should have forced myself on her, raped her, and then told her that I thought she had rape fantasies, so she'd probably be ok with that."

Her: "Yep. But you're probably too conservative to do something like that."


So pit, when was the last time someone told you should have raped someone? And for the girls, when was the last time you wished a man had raped you, but didn't, and just ruined your day?
#3
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#4
Oh all the time man. All the time.
When I wear low cut tops or short skirts, I'm really saying "RAPE ME UNCONTROLLABLY."

edit:
Seriously though, women that say shit like that are more damaging to feminism and preventing rape culture than a man making a sexist comment.
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#6
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#7


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You should have raped HER.

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#10
she was obviously asking for you to rape HER
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#11
i think she wanted you to rape her instead.


also that's not rape, and she's a dumb bitch.
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#12
> MFW reading this thread.

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#13
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You should have raped HER.

I think that's what she was trying to get at. Way to pussy out twice dude
#16
The thing is, there are women who do get aroused at the thought of being raped, but when asked about it, they would say they would never want to be. So no, you probably shouldn't have spontaneously started raping her, but instead, you should have just asked "Hey, do you ever get aroused by the thought of being raped?".

If the answer is no, say "Yeah, me either, that sounds gay."
If the answer is yes, say "Omg me too! We have soo much in common!"

Psh. Shows how much she knows.

But yeah, she sounds pretty hawt. You should give her my number.
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#17
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The thing is, there are women who do get aroused at the thought of being raped, but when asked about it, they would say they would never want to be. So no, you probably shouldn't have spontaneously started raping her, but instead, you should have just asked "Hey, do you ever get aroused by the thought of being raped?".

If the answer is no, say "Yeah, me either, that sounds gay."
If the answer is yes, say "Omg me too! We have soo much in common!"

Psh. Shows how much she knows.

But yeah, she sounds pretty hawt. You should give her my number.



First date

"Hey, do you like being raped?"

That's how you get laid.
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#18
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First date

"Hey, do you like being raped?"

That's how you get laid.

#19
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The thing is, there are women who do get aroused at the thought of being raped, but when asked about it, they would say they would never want to be. So no, you probably shouldn't have spontaneously started raping her, but instead, you should have just asked "Hey, do you ever get aroused by the thought of being raped?".

If the answer is no, say "Yeah, me either, that sounds gay."
If the answer is yes, say "Omg me too! We have soo much in common!"

Psh. Shows how much she knows.

But yeah, she sounds pretty hawt. You should give her my number.

Everything in this post is the EXACT opposite of what you should do or say at any time during a date.


So no, no one listen to this because it makes absolutely no sense. If someone likes being roughed you'll know, but past the line of consent. There should be no reason for you to go around a club asking women if they'd like getting raped, or doing it anyway because...that's rape.
#20
I wasn't being literal though.
Obviously it's not okay to go around asking for their opinion on being raped.

Except the number part. She does sound pretty hawt. He should give her my number.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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#21
She's a rape apologist.
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#22
The girl is clearly trying to give you a hint that she has a rape fantasy.
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#26
She wants you to consensually rape her.
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#27
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Sorry, are these metaphors or are you really bad at sex?
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#30
There are times in which it is appropriate to do stuff "forcibly" or "without asking." However, if you're gonna try that sort of thing you're gonna be walking on a razor's edge. A lot of the time there's no possible way to know if a girl (or guy) wants that.
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#31
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It's okay to talk about rape, as long as you don't actually due it.

LOL
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#32
She was coming onto you, OP.
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#33
Dude, rape is never acceptable. Unless you pay her parents 50 silver coins afterwards and marry her.

TL;DR: If you have 50 silver coins, you should have raped her.
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#34
TS you missed a monster chance. One that alot of guys would give alot for.

TS you should be raped by gorillas. A entire like troop of them.
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#35
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So she says "Oh, you should have raped her."

Her: "Yeah, I read that a surprising amount of women have rape fantasies. She probably wanted you to try harder. You should have just tried it."

Where the **** is that girl? That ass needs to be tapped so hard.
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#38
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It's okay to talk about rape, as long as you don't actually due it.

lmao
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#39
Does this girl's name (with whom you had the conversation with, not the date) happen to be Stephanie Meyer?
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#40
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It's okay to talk about rape, as long as you don't actually due it.

50 shekels for the clever imp!
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