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#1
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person, men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men don't forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things you can't get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
#2
hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my bawls
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
let's fighting love
let's fighting love
Last edited by blake1221 at Mar 6, 2013,
#3
That just made me feel all warm on the inside....


no wait i just farted. never mind
Sail upon the open skies
#8
Preach it, baby!
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#9
On a clear day,
Rise, look around you,
And you will see who
You are

On a clear day,
How it will astound you
That the glow of your being
Outshines every star
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#10
Quote by TheChaz
I say we leave this thread up just for the poetry of it.


This.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#12
(thunderous applause)

Quote by whywefight
Quite gay this thread is
A flower mongst the bright sun
and the rainbow shine



I walk into a field
And see the flowers
And I shit on them.


I shit on them all.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#13
Yay and God said to Abraham:
"you will kill your son, Issak",

and Abraham said:

"I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone."

"Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life

But I will always find a way to survive
#14
Quote by fgdge
I will spare no efforts in doing things and successful in each endeavor and successful in each endeavor , the master of a single trade can support a family. The master of seven trades cannot support himself , the truth is that we've been given the power to choose love and joy in our lives no matter what happens to us .



Yea baby, work that adbot ass.
Awww yeah.
#15
Sally, put your hat on
the sun will burn you through and through
but sally didn't listen
and now she's black


Haiku's are ****ing stupid
I don't even know what they are
all I know is that poetry
****ing shit sucks ass

You don't need to tell me, I know I'm a genius.
Quote by ChucklesMginty
If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
Last edited by strait jacket at Mar 7, 2013,
#16
NOW SELL ME SOMETHING!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#17
Quote by element4433
NOW SELL ME SOMETHING!

I've got drugs, delivery may be an issue tho.
Quote by ChucklesMginty
If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#18
Oh yeah? Well I can be poetic too, adbot!
Let's see.... uhhhm... Okay.

Life is like, big and stuff.
Like a big lump you find on your body.
Then you wonder, "Where did this lump come from?"
You start to ponder, but then you forget about it and spontaneously start dancing.

And that is the beauty of life.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#19

My eyes weep and I my heart sings for joy at the beauty before me.
Truly a poet is born today.
Quote by ChucklesMginty
If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
Last edited by strait jacket at Mar 7, 2013,
#22
The wind began
Forward marched the frogs
Yonder stood the trees, brittle yet proud
Oh were it not for the horses who gallop and trot
Lost in a sea drowns our beloved adbot.
#23
Fuckin' beautiful man
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#24
Quote by fgdge
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person, men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men don't forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things you can't get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

but what if she's riding cowgirl?
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#26
First post and first thread stickied on the day TS joins and it's UG's own Desiderata. Well done, TS. I'm impressed
not going viral


Hot E-Cousin of rjaylaf

Non Evil E-Twin of stealstrings

E-NEMESIS of deathdrummer
#27
Bad love can be treated with penicillin.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#29
I see we are exchanging poems now


This is the first line of my poem
It is followed by xylem and phloem


I'm done now
How do you make a signature? Is this a signature? Sig?.... Nature?..... Sigmund Freud?...... Nature Valley?.... Sigmund Fraud?..... Frankie Valli?.... ah, $!*@ it...
#30
Quote by Lemoninfluence
but what if she's riding cowgirl?

this
Quote by LuckyLu


It's not that bad. Of course there is more interesting stuff, but don't force too much "interesting stuff" in a song. It will sound unnatural.

Quote by Amaseng
Yeah, trying too hard will make you sound like Between the Buried and Me.

#31
Quote by blake1221
hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my bawls
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
let's fighting love
let's fighting love


omg
i don't know why i feel so dry
#32
Amazing.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#34
guess what? I found a site that's giving iTunes codes away for free! freei..es[d0t]cc
Last edited by theguitarist at Mar 7, 2013,
#35
Quote by guitargoon34
guess what? I came inside my mothers anus. freemoms[d0t]cc


Wow, well done sir.
#37
excellento
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#38
Quote by CoreysMonster
What if all this adbot is selling is the emotion of love?

Can you put a price on love, Corey?!
#39
Quote by fgdge
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person, men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men don't forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things you can't get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

**** you bitch who the **** do you think you are mother****er i will take your love and memories and shove it so far up your ass you'll wish you just abandoned the whole world with bad love son i will skin your face and wear it for a necklace WHAT NOW BITCH WHAT NOW


bitch ass word-meaning-weak-but-not-a-lady-part talkin' bout love in my pit.
#40
^
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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