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I would walk right the **** away
14 19%
Death by Snoo Snoo
23 31%
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24 32%
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#1
If you were approached by a man who gave you the options to choose when and how you die within the next 80 years, or to walk away and forget the conversation ever happened.

would you choose your own death?

when and how would you die?


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inb4 m8 he's a nutter
It's over simplified, So what!

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#2
I would choose the "in 80 years" option.

80 years of invincibility, bitch. I'd have the music from Mario when he gets a star playing the whole damn time.
#3
yes i would. that way I could do whatever I want for 80 years or so. would be quite alright.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#5
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I would choose the "in 80 years" option.

80 years of invincibility, bitch. I'd have the music from Mario when he gets a star playing the whole damn time.


Haha this made me smile, thanks
#6
tell him i'd like to die a beautiful death in 80 years by oxygen deprivation after inhaling too much nitrous oxide

with morgan freeman narrating it of course
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#7
As everyone else wisely said, I'd choose to die in 80 years in some kind of painless death. Knowing I'm not going to die for 80s years is pretty good, even if perhaps I could have lived longer when it comes to it.
#8
Anytime at all and how????

Suffocation with Kylie Minogue sat on my face
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#9
Quote by slash_GNR666
Anytime at all and how????

Suffocation with Kylie Minogue sat on my face


unless you wanna die relatively young you want a 80+ year old/dead woman to be your last experience alive?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#12
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
unless you wanna die relatively young you want a 80+ year old/dead woman to be your last experience alive?


I don't give a flying duck, Kylie is my godess and will never change in my eyes! I would lick her skeleton if need be
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#13
Quote by chookiecookie
I would choose to die in 60 years from a shotgun blast to the head.

Yay.


Surely you already have that option without the dude coming up to you and asking how and when?
#14
I'm not going to die.



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#15
80 years and die trying to save children from a terrorist bobm explosion in a school. Children escape but i die trying to disable the bomb.

The music from Man On Fire playing while i sit in front of the bomb and savor my last few moments.
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#16
You can choose your death, it's called suicide.

I would choose death by searchbar.
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#18
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Whats with you poms and Kylie?


What's the problem?
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#19
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I would choose to die in 60 years from a shotgun blast to the head.

Yay.

This, with a slight chance of me not lasting 60 years.
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#20
heart attack preferably before i'm 30, i don't want to die as an old man having to admit i shit my pants while i can't do anything about it and thinking what went wrong in my life.
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#21
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heart attack preferably before i'm 30, i don't want to die as an old man having to admit i shit my pants while i can't do anything about it and thinking what went wrong in my life.


there's nothing in between?
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#22
Quote by lt mittens
heart attack preferably before i'm 30, i don't want to die as an old man having to admit i shit my pants while i can't do anything about it and thinking what went wrong in my life.


You need help.
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EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#23
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
there's nothing in between?


call it narcississm but i just hate to become a fat balding mindless drone of society. i once had dreams but working my butt of in a job i don't like doing and giving half of my money to the governement so they can waste it isn't something i really look forward too.
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#24
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call it narcississm but i just hate to become a fat balding mindless drone of society. i once had dreams but working my butt of in a job i don't like doing and giving half of my money to the governement so they can waste it isn't something i really look forward too.


with that mindset i dont think society would miss you either.

tax is stealing amirite?
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#25
In 80 years, but I can't decide how because I don't know if I'd rather die in my sleep or see it coming.

I see where people are coming from with the debate about the quality of life at that age.
#26
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
with that mindset i dont think society would miss you either.

tax is stealing amirite?


alot of people have that mindset, that doesn't mean they want to die ofcourse but there's alot of frustration from people that work alot, they aren't respected by their boss who earns 5 times more they earn, they pay over 50% of their salary in taxes only to see the elite wasting it with unnecessary shit. e.g. so their bank went bankrupt? let's give the manager a bonus of 2 million euro and such aren't an exeption here
whenever i saw an older guy at work they were like: how i would like to be your age again, screwing the girls i want, go out with my friends in weekends...

i admit i said my point pretty rude in the first post, i don't really want to die before i'm 30. alot of stuff can happen in that period.however i'm still not looking too forward to growing old
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#27
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Whats with you poms and Kylie?

OTT: The only way to go

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I choose this too
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#28
Quote by lt mittens
alot of people have that mindset, that doesn't mean they want to die ofcourse but there's alot of frustration from people that work alot, they aren't respected by their boss who earns 5 times more they earn, they pay over 50% of their salary in taxes only to see the elite wasting it with unnecessary shit. e.g. so their bank went bankrupt? let's give the manager a bonus of 2 million euro and such aren't an exeption here
whenever i saw an older guy at work they were like: how i would like to be your age again, screwing the girls i want, go out with my friends in weekends...

i admit i said my point pretty rude in the first post, i don't really want to die before i'm 30. alot of stuff can happen in that period.however i'm still not looking too forward to growing old



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#29
Quote by PanamaJack666
Surely you already have that option without the dude coming up to you and asking how and when?



I have that option but this thread was about a hypothetical situation.

My answer stands.
ayy lmao
Last edited by chookiecookie at Mar 7, 2013,
#30
Well.. Overdose at 27, as a successful rock-star, sounds like the kind of traditional death i'd like.
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#31
Quote by Northernmight
Well.. Overdose at 27, as a successful rock-star, sounds like the kind of traditional death i'd like.


judging from your avatar, user title and signature no one's gonna listen to you
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#32
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
judging from your avatar, user title and signature no one's gonna listen to you



M'yea, i've noticed that the irony isn't quite as obvious as i would have liked.

However, it still makes me chuckle, so i'll keep it.
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#33
In 80 years in my sleep. This would backfire if the world turned to complete shit before then and I couldn't die.
#34
Quote by zackk
In 80 years in my sleep. This would backfire if the world turned to complete shit before then and I couldn't die.


wouldn't you technically be able to save the world from turning into shit then if you became invincible?
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#35
Quote by lt mittens
alot of people have that mindset, that doesn't mean they want to die ofcourse but there's alot of frustration from people that work alot, they aren't respected by their boss who earns 5 times more they earn, they pay over 50% of their salary in taxes only to see the elite wasting it with unnecessary shit. e.g. so their bank went bankrupt? let's give the manager a bonus of 2 million euro and such aren't an exeption here
whenever i saw an older guy at work they were like: how i would like to be your age again, screwing the girls i want, go out with my friends in weekends...

i admit i said my point pretty rude in the first post, i don't really want to die before i'm 30. alot of stuff can happen in that period.however i'm still not looking too forward to growing old



How about you try and get promoted above your boss?
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Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
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Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
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#36
I'm not going to limit myself to another 80 years, so I'd ignore 'im.
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#37
Snoo Snoo, most definitely... I like it rough, so rough it kills me
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#38
Fuck that!

I'd lose all motivation, and then begin to dread it so much that waiting to die would become my sole purpose. Hell naw.
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#39
I would set my own death at 2069, death by a thousand cuts.
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