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http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/07/us-korea-north-attack-idUSBRE9260BR20130307

"Since the United States is about to ignite a nuclear war, we will be exercising our right to preemptive nuclear attack against the headquarters of the aggressor in order to protect our supreme interest," the North's foreign ministry spokesman said in a statement carried by the official KCNA news agency.


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#2
best korea proves why they are best.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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ww3 is upon us

ill just be watching from up here
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Along that same line of thinking, D.C. will only get nuked if it's moved 0-500 miles from North Korea.
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Along that same line of thinking, D.C. will only get nuked if it's moved 0-500nm from North Korea.


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#9
I say let them. Let them start the fire which the rest of the world will finish all over their faces.

Nuclear missile warfare is probably the dumbest thing now because pretty much any ICBM or long range missile can be detected and blown right out of the sky by the time it gets within 10km of the border. It's primitive, and too simple. So I say, let them. Let them launch a nuclear missile, which will be THEIR declaration of war and South Korea will shoot that missile right out of the sky and it's gonna land right on North Korea, radioactive fallout and all.
#10
I'm not too worried. We all know how this'll go:



Or Dr. Manhattan will take care of it if he's not too busy being apathetic towards humanity.
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I say let them. Let them start the fire which the rest of the world will finish all over their faces.

Nuclear missile warfare is probably the dumbest thing now because pretty much any ICBM or long range missile can be detected and blown right out of the sky by the time it gets within 10km of the border. It's primitive, and too simple. So I say, let them. Let them launch a nuclear missile, which will be THEIR declaration of war and South Korea will shoot that missile right out of the sky and it's gonna land right on North Korea, radioactive fallout and all.


Calm your tits love, lets not be too hasty here.
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#12
North Korea's nuclear program is like bringing a pistol to a tank fight.
#13
I'm hoping congress is in session.
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I say let them. Let them start the fire which the rest of the world will finish all over their faces.

Nuclear missile warfare is probably the dumbest thing now because pretty much any ICBM or long range missile can be detected and blown right out of the sky by the time it gets within 10km of the border. It's primitive, and too simple. So I say, let them. Let them launch a nuclear missile, which will be THEIR declaration of war and South Korea will shoot that missile right out of the sky and it's gonna land right on North Korea, radioactive fallout and all.

yeah, lets kill millions of people cause the elite dozens at the top are insane

god bless america
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Totally read the title as "Washington's gon' get naked"

Disappoint.




You sick man.
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yeah, lets kill millions of people cause the elite dozens at the top are insane

god bless america


Leftist brit here, and I agree if North Korea is not bluffing. The only moral problem with preemptive strikes is we'll never know for sure whether we were justified in using them.
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yeah, lets kill millions of people cause the elite dozens at the top are insane

god bless america

Because they won't do it by themselves anyways???/Because they're not doing it already???
#19
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I say let them. Let them start the fire which the rest of the world will finish all over their faces.

Nuclear missile warfare is probably the dumbest thing now because pretty much any ICBM or long range missile can be detected and blown right out of the sky by the time it gets within 10km of the border. It's primitive, and too simple. So I say, let them. Let them launch a nuclear missile, which will be THEIR declaration of war and South Korea will shoot that missile right out of the sky and it's gonna land right on North Korea, radioactive fallout and all.

lol, you're so ****ing stupid it hurts
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#20
it would be worth it for some future race/the survivors to tell the world how Dennis Rodman started World War III.
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#21
If N. Korea is nuking anywhere it would be L.A. not DC its closer. Although I do see them nuking Hawaii.
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#22
Ha, the U.S. would bomb itself under the guise of NK long before NK could fire a nuke here. Congrats on surpassing the Yellow Sea.
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Ha, the U.S. would bomb itself under the guise of NK long before NK could fire a nuke here. Congrats on surpassing the Yellow Sea.

The stupid is strong in this one as well.
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#24
>can't pose particularly dangerous threat to a nation they can see using binoculars.
>"we gon kick yo ass 'murica"

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The stupid is strong in this one as well.


You sure have a lot of opinions unrelated to the thread's purpose.
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#26
Are they really that stupid?
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You sure have a lot of opinions unrelated to the thread's purpose.

You really think the US would nuke itself?
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#28
I find it humorous that their only ally is about to just disown them like a ginger stepchild.
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You really think the US would nuke itself?

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#30
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You really think the US would nuke itself?


Oh definitely.
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#31
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Oh definitely.

The stupid really burns man.
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#32
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The stupid really burns man.


Interesting something so thick shouldn't burn so easily.
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#33
Someone reads the Enquirer.
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#34
As long as they nuke Washington, L.A. and New York so my beloved Philly can reclaim its throne as the capital of the greatest country in the world, I DON'T DO VERY MUCH CARE!

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"Since the United States is about to ignite a nuclear war, we will be exercising our right to preemptive nuclear attack against the headquarters of the aggressor in order to protect our supreme interest,"


Actually, lets just tell em HQ is somewhere out in the middle of the ocean.
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#35
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lel

ww3 is upon us

ill just be watching from up here

I vote the US annexes Iceland, bitch!

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Can we just go ahead and forcibly remove the Kim Jong dynasty from power? Please, China? PLEASE?!
#36
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I vote the US annexes Iceland, bitch!

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Can we just go ahead and forcibly remove the Kim Jong dynasty from power? Please, China? PLEASE?!


China will graciously consider...

Consider how yo momma gave birth to something that asked such a dumbass question, bitch!
#39
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China cares not for your jokes or emotions, Sam.

I was pretending to be China. D:

Ah, well...ok...



Maybe I'll just start the 2nd Korean War then, China!
#40
I doubt that this has much to do with the US and more to do with N. Korea's interior issues. Every once in a while they might issue a threat to justify their own tight control over the country.


I highly doubt that they'll actually strike the US or S. Korea. The former would destroy them, and the latter would significantly hurt them.
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