#1
when the scrotums come from people who DID NOT want their scrotums to be part of a hat?

I ask this because my uncle gave me this really cool fedora made out of human scrotums that come from people who didn't want their scrotums to be part of a cool scrotum hat.

Is this cool? Will I go to jail?
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#3
Get a merkin to wear on your scrotum

You'll be so cool
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#5
Nah its totally cool. I have one made from human buttocks. Its got a little spinny fan on the top of it too.
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#6
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It's a fedora, wear it if you want to be an angsty 14 y/o teenage cool-guy wannabe.

Does the lady like my fedora made from human scrotums that comes from men who absolutely did not want their scrotums to become part of a scrotum hat?
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#7
Yes, it's okay. Shoots, you know you can just buy scrotums and penises and all that from the flee market, right? There's almost always some guy selling his there.

It's totally awesome. I got a few (fedoras made out of that), to be honest.
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#8
Pics of said scrotum hat, please.
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What is wrong with you why Wouldn't you want that
It's over simplified, So what!

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#12
How could you be sure they absolutely didn't want their scrotums to be part of a scrotum hat? Did anyone ever ask? And are you sure they phrased the question the right way?
#13
how exactly did he get a scrotum hat from people who didnt want to be scrotumhatted


also where do you sign so people know you dont want your scrotum turned into the hat

and more importantly...how can i donate my scrotum to this?
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how exactly did he get a scrotum hat from people who didnt want to be scrotumhatted


also where do you sign so people know you dont want your scrotum turned into the hat

and more importantly...how can i donate my scrotum to this?
You can't donate your scrotum. The scrotums have to be taken by force.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#15
Can't say I have a problem with that.
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Can't say I have a problem with that.
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You can't donate your scrotum. The scrotums have to be taken by force.



well thats a shame cause my scrotum is ready and willing


...my genitals would look really strange with no scrotum
#19
Pffft, Obama's America. They take our guns, they raise our taxes, and now I can't even wear my mansack hat. Goddamn socialist pigs.
#20
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well thats a shame cause my scrotum is ready and willing


...my genitals would look really strange with no scrotum

Most genitals would look weird without scrotums. EXCEPT FOR LADIES!
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#21
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Most genitals would look weird without scrotums. EXCEPT FOR LADIES!



youve got a point there...the mental image both shocks and amuses


...mmmh what about...chicks...with balls!

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#25
The word is scrota.
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The word is scrota.
Scrotums and scrota are both right

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#27
You might get in trouble if the people who you stole scrotums from are still looking for them but other than that how would they prove that the scrotum skin was obtained illegally?
#29
I laughed. Carry on with your scrotum hat.
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#30
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Okay I'm gonna be the first one to say this.. Bull shit lol

What's so hard to believe about a scrot hat?
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#31
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Okay I'm gonna be the first one to say this.. Bull shit lol

But, I believed in his forcibly attained scrotum hat, why would you ruin that for me
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#32
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What's so hard to believe about a scrot hat?


the fact that its human scrota lol

i could believe bull because surprisingly people make stuff from all kinds of stuff from bull genitalia lol ex: cane, gloves, food(surprisingly not bad) lol but human?
#33
Yeah bro, Get some style.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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dude why this is super important
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#36
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dude why this is super important



I was gonna come up with another stupid response, but your reply was just too perfect.


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#37
At least it's not a baseball cap made of clitorises. You can get real sensitive wearing that, but at the same time yell out shit like "bro my spirit animal is a snake". Total identity crisis.