Poll: Like the smell of your own farts?
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View poll results: Like the smell of your own farts?
Yes
56 48%
No
31 26%
Sometimes
45 38%
TS is a knob
51 44%
Voters: 117.
#3
Dat poll

Now we know what kind of people exist in the pit.
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#5
Quote by hriday_hazarika
I bet TS likes girls' farts.

Lol, weirdo.

Actually I don't, only my own farts. If anyone else farts I think it's nasty.
I like girls burps though. So yea I'm still a weirdo.
#7
Quote by macashmack
Sometimes I love to just rip a nice fart and bask in it.

That's disgusting.
You're disgusting.
If I went to your school, I'd laugh and make fun of you every day for being the disgusting weirdo you are.
And you'd deserve it.
Because you're disgusting.

Darnit.
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#8
Quote by macashmack
I like girls burps though. So yea I'm still a weirdo.


I didn't know girls burped.

Now you're going to tell me they poop as well.
#10
Girls don't fart.
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#11
Quote by hriday_hazarika
I didn't know girls burped.

Now you're going to tell me they poop as well.


Ha, girls pooping. Now you're gonna tell me we actually landed on the moon, huh?
#13
Girls don't fart.

And how do you know this?

Ha, girls pooping. Now you're gonna tell me we actually landed on the moon, huh?

How is a ball of cheese supposed to support such a heavy rocket?
#14
Quote by hriday_hazarika

How is a ball of cheese supposed to support such a heavy rocket?

Suppose the rocket is made of cheese as well but the US government lied about it's composition in order to throw off foreign aerospace engineers to hinder their efforts.
#15
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
Suppose the rocket is made of cheese as well but the US government lied about it's composition in order to throw off foreign aerospace engineers to hinder their efforts.


But, won't the rocket fuel melt all the cheese?

One also has to account for human error, namely, the astronauts eating their spaceship. However, having the rocket made from cheese probably saves money on dried rations.

There are so many things to consider, RooRoo, I don't even know where to begin.
#16
the smellier the better.

How bad I can make them smell makes me prouder.

I hate the smell but thin oh yes i can destroy other people with them lol.

And also I take lots of protien powder and they make protien farts which are really smelly
#17
Quote by hriday_hazarika
But, won't the rocket fuel melt all the cheese?

One also has to account for human error, namely, the astronauts eating their spaceship. However, having the rocket made from cheese probably saves money on dried rations.

There are so many things to consider, RooRoo, I don't even know where to begin.

Perhaps a specific amount of the cheese is intended to burn off in order to facilitate enough lift to break through the earths gravitational pull during the rockets ascent. Or maybe it is a cheese alloy that retains the light-weight and delicious properties of cheese while infusing it with a higher melting temperature. This technology was probably initially designed during WWII by the germans to combat fondue consumption in Paris.
Last edited by JackWhiteIsButts at Mar 8, 2013,
#18
Quote by hriday_hazarika


And how do you know this?

Personal experience and science.
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#19
Perhaps a specific amount of the cheese is intended to burn off in order to facilitate enough lift to break through the earths gravitational pull during the rockets ascent. Or maybe it is a cheese alloy that retains the light-weight and delicious properties of cheese while infusing it with a higher melting temperature.

I suppose something like an edam wedge could work. The outer red layer could have those properties you mentioned, while still retaining traditional cheesy properties in the inner filling.

But even if that were the case, one would still have to account for the spread of heat. Surely, the red layer of the wedge would transfer at least some amount of heat to the inner off-white filling, thus melting quite a large part of the interior. However, if the inner layer of cheese is dense enough, it could prove to be quite useful, since there would be enough cheese left to carry the personnel, while maintaining comfortable cabin temperature.

Personal experience and science.

What personal experience? Do tell.
#21
I enjoy the smell but they taste even better
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#22
Can't say I appreciate the smell, though usually the satisfaction of the act makes up for it. Not to mention the sound. I have recorded over 60 individual farts.
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#23
Quote by LeakyFlask
Can't say I appreciate the smell, though usually the satisfaction of the act makes up for it. Not to mention the sound. I have recorded over 60 individual farts.

I'd like to hear these sometime.
#24
Quote by hriday_hazarika
I didn't know girls burped.

Now you're going to tell me they poop as well.

I went shopping at the supermarket with a girl once, she got some toilet paper so I said "but you're a girl and you don't poop" and she said "ewww but yeah we do".
#25
So much so that I've actually started to appreciate other people's.

Quote by LeakyFlask
Can't say I appreciate the smell, though usually the satisfaction of the act makes up for it. Not to mention the sound. I have recorded over 60 individual farts.

You're not that weirdo that uploads them all to SoundCloud are you? >_>
#26
Quote by lncognito
So much so that I've actually started to appreciate other people's.


You're not that weirdo that uploads them all to SoundCloud are you? >_>

Not yet.
REGGIE
#28
Depends on what I ate the night before.

I'll hold my own nose for my own fart if it was seafood.
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#29
The Pit sure is a mecca of intellectualism with such thought-provoking threads as, "Do you like the smell of your own farts?" Very powerful stuff.




... and the answer is yes >_>
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#30
Quote by hriday_hazarika
What personal experience? Do tell.

No.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#31
Quote by DonGlover
The Pit sure is a mecca of intellectualism with such thought-provoking threads as, "Do you like the smell of your own farts?" Very powerful stuff.




... and the answer is yes >_>

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#32
Quote by laid-to-waste
lol 'dong lover'

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