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Off you fuck, sir.
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
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The time my uncle molested me.

He did WHAT???
xXDennis"Abdul Djentis"KennyXx
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He did WHAT???

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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
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The time my uncle molested me.

Well, well, well, my dearest nephew, I didn't expect to find you here.
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You get my first ever lolstack

The image in my head is just too funny for words at this point

Aw yeah.
your name reminds me of that futurama movie: The Beast with a billion backs.
a scene fry says
'They're not tentacles, They're Gentacles!'

anyways, I read your name as gentacles.
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
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your name reminds me of that futurama movie: The Beast with a billion backs.
a scene fry says
'They're not tentacles, They're Gentacles!'

anyways, I read your name as gentacles.

Now i can't stop reading it that way

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This is pretty much every Pit thread ever.

I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
Whats with all these Feb 13'ers making threads all the time?!?

OT, Battlefield 3 because I'm literally about to play it.

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Okay UG where's my refund and free xbox. I need It for my 80 yr old grandma. She needs a new flower pot
Poopsicle pop
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.

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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
you say rihanna - i say metallica
you say lil wayne - i say led zeppelin
you say lady gaga - i say nirvana
you say emenem - i say iron maiden
you say hanna montana - i scream heavy metal
92% of teenagers have turned to hip-hop and pop, if ur part of the 8%, copy this message and past it to an other video. DONT LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE !!!!!
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It would seem that a joke I have with my friends has been independently invented by others as well....

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what specs is your pc? like how much ram?

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3 ram, nice

If I posted the first thing that pops in my head I'd probably get banned.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.

Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
Angry, rabid squirrel buttsex.
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it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway

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Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.

i hope your happy. that'll be the first and last time I ctrl-c 'dicks' ever.
I closed my eyes and saw a flock of pigeons flying over my head. For real. It was beautiful.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
It's odd how much I disliked broccoli as a child yet now it's my favorite vegetable.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
Cheese puffs, for some reason.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

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