If Europe was a high school class, what type of student would each country be?

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#3
USA would be ur mama hahahaa
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#5
Russia would be that super sketchy kid with a messed up home life and disciplinary problems who swigs from a water bottle filled with vodka at lunch.
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#7
Holland'll be cool.

If I were in a class with all these countries and they were all my classmates, I'd get on with Holland, and also France and Spain.
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#8
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USA would be ur mama hahahaa

...and would fit most yo mama jokes pretty well.

England would be that loose sausage in hallway kind of girl.
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Holland'll be cool.

The Netherlands would be the smart one that keeps himself to all the rules and always rats other countries out. But in friendships no one really cares about the Netherlands.

Thats untill the age of 16, then the Netherlands becomes the stoner who goes to prostitutes.
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#11
Scotland would be the oily cunt. England would be the cripplingly racist inbred boy who tags along with the aforementioned oily cunt, licking his oily face. Italy would be the lazy but intelligent wanker. The Balkans would be like Mean Girls.
#12
France would be the guy that gets laid but noone has any idea how, it just happens.

Germany is the weird kid that watches weird ass porn and talks about it.

Belgium is the kid whose parents are going through a divorce.

Switzerland is the quiet one that never really says much, and when he does speak, it's because the teacher's called on him.

and of course the Netherlands is the kid that's blazed 24/7

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Italy would be the lazy but intelligent wanker. The Balkans would be like Mean Girls.


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#13
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France would be the guy that gets laid but noone has any idea how, it just happens.

Germany is the weird kid that watches weird ass porn and talks about it.

Belgium is the kid who's parents are going through a divorce.

Switzerland is the quiet one that never really says much, and when he does speak, it's because the teacher's called on him.

and of course the Netherlands is the kid that's blazed 24/7

I think France would be the secretly gay guy named Jacques-Henri.
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#14
France would be flirty and cool, funny, charming.

Spain would be cool, flirty, vibrant, crazy, wild, passionate, cool, an amigo/amiga

Holland would be the stoner and the cool kid and; would just know.
#15
Estonia would be the hot, but stupid, blond girl.
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#16
germany would be the pervy kid
liechtenstein would be the kid who never grew




#17
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France would be flirty and cool, funny, charming.



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France would be flirty and cool, funny, charming.

Spain would be cool, flirty, vibrant, crazy, wild, passionate, cool, an amigo/amiga

Holland would be the stoner and the cool kid and; would just know.



Why would France and Spain be everything France and Spain aren't?
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#20
Latvia will be the bulky guy with a broken nose and missing teeth who is studying construction
#21
Quote by treborillusion
France would be flirty and cool, funny, charming.

Spain would be cool, flirty, vibrant, crazy, wild, passionate, cool, an amigo/amiga

Holland would be the stoner and the cool kid and; would just know.


Except Spain wouldn't be as good a student as France. Also, France would be kinda smelly.
#23
Portugal would be the class guitarist and Ireland would probably be the class clown disrupting the class.
#24
England would be trebor.
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#25
Ukraine would be the kid that eats salo during class.
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#26
ukraine would be the kid who has a lot of visible deformities but nobody wants to say anything about it so they don't feel bad




#27
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Sweden would be the hot jock that everyone adores and doesnt afraid of nothing.


Nah, Sweden would be the pretty boy that all the girls like, but it turns out he's gay.

Germany would definitely be some mildly autistic guy who makes inappropriate jokes that no one laughs at.

Switzerland is the lonely nerd who'll help you cheat at tests if you pay him.
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#28
Andorra would be present but get never marked on the register.
Albania would be a bully and Ireland's best friend. -- I'd also play football (soccer) with Albania, I guess.
#29
The Vatican is the girl who was homeschooled by her fundamentalist parents.
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#30
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Nah, Sweden would be the pretty boy that all the girls like, but it turns out he's gay.

Germany would definitely be some mildly autistic guy who makes inappropriate jokes that no one laughs at.

Switzerland is the lonely nerd who'll help you cheat at tests if you pay him.


This is one of the most accurate imo.
#31
Germany would be a weird kid, but he has the money that everyone else needs to survive.
#32
England would be the one in remedial English classes.
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#33
*get never/never get, same diff. - I lie. and digress.

Scotland would be loud and drunk.
Scotland'll be that fat kid getting booze and cigarettes before class by standing outside the offy/liquor store waiting for a grown up to buy them stuff.
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#34
France would be the smelly guy noone likes.

Finland would be a quiet, socially inept guy who actually is a black belt and beats up anyone that bullies him.
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#35
On second thought, Norway would be the athletic guy, who doesn't really do much other than exercise.
#37
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Poland would be the racist

Poland would be cool, shutup, if Poland was a babe, she'd be hot, know that.
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#38
they would all just blow each other for Euros, except England.
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