if merrica was a high school class, what type of student would each state be?

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#2
Colorado would be the outdoors guy who likes toking up in the woods.
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They would all drop out as it is too expensive.
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Illinois would be the most normal person ever trying to be as cool as California.
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Texas would be the huuuge one.
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#9
The whole country would probably be a Catholic school.

You know what that means.

Catholic school girls.

I've got eyes for Montana myself. She even has a stripper name.
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England would be the teacher.
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#11
California would be the kid that looks like he just came from California. North Dakota would be a fat dude named Dakota that you can't tell if he's mentally disabled or not.
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The whole country would probably be a Catholic school.

You know what that means.

Catholic school girls.

I've got eyes for Montana myself. She even has a stripper name.


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California would be the kid that looks like he just came from California. North Dakota would be a fat dude named Dakota that you can't tell if he's mentally disabled or not.
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California would be the kid that looks like he just came from California. North Dakota would be a fat dude named Dakota that you can't tell if he's mentally disabled or not.


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oklahoma and texas would be the huge wrestler kids that wear camo and t-shirts with the sleeves cut off and dip two cans a day.
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#14
New England states would be the rich preppy kids
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Everyone would be the "the fat kid".


no. that would be mississippi.
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#21
I guess Oregon would be like a quiet student who has it all together and does everything right but doesn't stand out and no one pays any attention to.
Only friend is Washington, lame acquaintance is Idaho, and completely ignored by the preppy California.

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#23
missouri and montana would would be the meth head lesbian couple.
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#24
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Mississippi would be the fat black kid.

That is part of the KKK.
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Georgia would either be the schitzo kid that sits in the back corner or the biggest wigger in the school, depending on how you want to look at it.
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Oh lawd.

Also, every bible-belt State would fail their classes.
#27
Alabama would be the kid that walks first on graduation day despite being the dumbest.
Alaska would be homeschooled.
Arizona aspires to be an ostrich farmer when he grows up.
Arkansas would be the bench warmer for the football team.
California would be a surfer bro.
Colorado would be a perpetually stoned skier.
Connecticut would be just like me.
Delaware is that skinny kid that gets ignored all the time.
Florida would live with his grandparents and listen to Death Metal.
Georgia is the slightly racist kid that grows peaches in his yard.
Hawaii would be that kid with the name that always confuses substitutes.
Idaho would bring potatoes to school everyday.
Illinois would be that guy that you know who he is because he is the captain of the basketball team and throws great parties, but you can't remember his name.
Indiana would be the conservative kid that makes ignorant sexist, racist, etc comments.
Iowa would live on a farm.
Kansas is that one really average kid that just doesn't stick out.
Kentucky would be the bluegrass kid.
Louisiana would be the token black kid with a french name.
Maine is that kid that's kind of always off to the side, and know one cares.
Maryland would be that kid that likes to fish out on the bay.
Massachusetts is the liberal kid that sometimes says stupid things.
Michigan would be the poor kid that commits crimes.
Minnesota would be the captain of the hockey team.
Mississippi would be a fat sweaty kid that likes the blues.
Missouri is just a regular boring kid.
Montana is super emptied headed and lives in the hills.
Nebraska would also live on a farm.
Nevada would be the class clown, but nobody would remember his name.
New Hampshire would live in a house filled with hunting trophies.
New Jersey would be the weird kid that smells.
New Mexico would be the Attack Attack! fanboy.
New York would have the best lunch everyday and dunks from the foul line.
North Carolina would be that twin that gets mistaken for their twin.
Ohio would be indecisive and open to pier pressure.
Oklahoma would be like that pimp from King of the Hill.
Oregon would be California and Washington's best friend.
Pennsylvania would be a fat kid that eats cheese steaks.
Rhode Island is the kid that always hangs around Massachusetts.
South Carolina would be that twin that gets mistaken for their twin.
South Dakota would be the guy that's known for winning the art show that one time.
Tennessee would be the country music kid.
Texas would be the "tough guy" Young Republican on the football team.
Utah would obviously be a Mormon.
Vermont would be a skier kid that smells bad.
Virginia is the kid that always talks about his ancestors.
Washington would be the super liberal stoner kid that is always depressed.
West Virginia is Virginia's sidekick.
Wisconsin would smell like cheese.
Wyoming would be that weird guy that everyone avoids.
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Texas would be the crazy god fearing student that no one really likes.

I ain't afraid of no God.
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#29
Michigan would be the kid who can never contribute to projects that require money because his parents are always laid off. Indiana would be the child of a meth head.
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#31
See what I did there?
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#33
Jesus Christ, trebor.
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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#35
tennessee (boy) is john mason. his peeps are pretty well off and while he doesn't exactly pose as a 'redneck' he tends to hang out with them at school. he plays classic country, old-time and bluegrass music. he is very polite to his elders but he's pretty much a regular jerk to his peers.

tennessee (girl) is morgan whatever her last name was. she has an irritating voice with a typical midsouth accent, and she talks a lot in social science classes - always saying dumb stuff, having no patience for people who aren't protestant and conservative. she always wears pink polo shirts - either from aeropostale or one of those ones that say "love pink" in big stupid lettering.
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#37
Arizona would be the kid who thinks he's smart for interrupting the teacher so he can go on his 'human rights' rants, which are basically calling out the libural teacher for not worshipping god and guns. Also, if a brown-skinned student succeeds in any way, it is bad because they are privileged and the school favours them.
#38
theo, I think you mixed up Indiana and Illinois, there.
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All the Midwestern states would just be those faceless kids that fill the class but you don't know their names despite having been in the same class as them for months.

The Northeast are the cool kids. Pretty girls, cool guys. They fraternize pretty much exclusively internally and shun everyone else.

The Northwest are the hippies and vegans who go around putting leaflets talking about KFC's animal cruelty in people's lockers. Frequently get caught smoking weed in the stairwells.

California are all manner of rocker kids, dominated mainly by the punky plaid-shirt-wearing group. All people who wished it were still 1991. If a political discussion ever begins in class, they begin by talking about how republicans suck.

The Southwest, including Texas, are the alcoholics and weekend party kids who do something stupid like climb a tree while drunk and then fall and break their necks. They don't like anyone who's not them and they're older than everyone else in the grade because they keep failing.

The Bible Belt are the kids in the Special Ed portable that all look like children born of incest. No one goes over there. Every once in a while one of them runs for Class President and wins as a cruel joke against one of the North Easterners.
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