If Middle East was a high school class, what type of student would each country be?

#1
Just 'cause II


Saudi would be pimpin'. -- And it'll be a private school.
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#5
Israel is the kid that everyone tries to shoot everyday.
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#7
Qatar is the rich kid that bribes teachers.


There is football story right there.
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#8
Syria is the kid whose parents beat him when he gets home.
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#9
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Qatar is the rich kid that bribes teachers.


There is football story right there.

Boom! Brilliant.

Iran is the kid who has plans to do a school shooting.
#11
Palestine is the kid who keeps trying to register for classes but the school administrators refuse to acknowledge he's a person and ignore him. Then Israel gives him a swirly in the bathroom.
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#12
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Palestine is the kid who keeps trying to register for classes but the school administrators refuse to acknowledge he's a person and ignore him. Then Israel gives him a swirly in the bathroom.

And the friends he's lived next to all of his life talk about how they think it is wrong and how they are going to go to the administrators and do something about it but really they don't like hanging out with him.
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#13
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Palestine is the kid who keeps trying to register for classes but the school administrators refuse to acknowledge he's a person and ignore him. Then Israel gives him a swirly in the bathroom.


"I want to enroll"
"Computer says nooo"
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#15
Turkey is the kid who hangs around everyone even though he goes to another school.
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every night
#16
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Turkey is the kid who hangs around everyone even though he goes to another school.


Yesyesyesyesyes.

He especially hangs out with Germany and Austria. But both of them secretly wish he'd go away.
#17
There would be no girls at this school.

Israel throws all the parties but only people from Turkey's school show up.
#19
Iraq - the kid living in a foster home.
Qatar - the rich kid.
(If we count it) Afghanistan - the stoner.
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#20
afghanistan is the pot dealer that makes everyone nervous to be around...