It's pretty much a given fact:

a) you don't know how to play guitar
b) you're probably under 15
c) your favorite band is arcade fire or some emo shit
i am axel rose
None of those are true.

Edit: Given you post, your username, and your sig, you fall more into the 15 year old stereotype than any of us lol.
You got me.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
rofl i like this guy, he's funny xD
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

Typical 08'ers.

I do know how to play guitar. Pretty darn good at it too, if I do say so myself.
Favorite band is Rise Against.

Any other retarded opinionated assumptions?
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Welcome to the Pit
We got fun n' games
Try to bump a thread
For your time an'
Somebody's gon' 'na
In the pit
No one gives a shit
View my, my
My ****ing post
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Says the guy with slipknot in his name

do you mosh at school dances too? ROFL

Rise against? Is that one of those anarchy bands? Really political and stuff? Never heard of them.

But the truth is my fav band is actually slipknot
i am axel rose
good thing i joined before 2008
Most of the important things

in the world have been accomplished

by people who have kept on

trying when there seemed to be no hope at all