#1
Today in the UK it is Mother's Day. A day to celebrate our awesome parents.

What are my pit bros doing for their mothers today?

Personally, I got my mum a few poetry books and a big bouquet of flowers cos I'm such a sweetheart (I don't even need sugar in my tea).
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#2
I just got my mam a decent bottle of white wine, don't see her until next week though, so she's going to have to wait.
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#3
Never good for presents for these kind of occasions so me and my sister have just got her a card with £10 from each of us.
#4
chocolate. so original. she went with my dad to see my grandma today so won't be doing anything.
#5
Shit, thanks for this thread. Second Sunday in May is Canada's Mothers Day as well. Just called my ma, totally forgot
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Shit, thanks for this thread. Second Sunday in May is Canada's Mothers Day as well. Just called my ma, totally forgot


But... It's March?

Mother's Day in the Netherlands is on the second Sunday of May so I still have some time left to think of something (anything)...
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ooooh shit. It is March and MD is in May. She's gonna be confused when she gets that message.. I left the message with my dad, and he didn't say anything, so I doubt he knew when it was as well
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#9
She keeps making these crap parsnip cakes for us (she's a vegetarian, as if that justifies it), so I've just finished making her a proper one, with grated parsnip, apple, orange, walnuts and golden syrup in :3
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Only got my mum a card this year because I didn't know what to send her. Might get her some chocolate or something when I go back over Easter
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#12
Apart from the usual card and chocolates, my brother and I went in on some tickets for Andre Rieu.

She's usually so awkward to buy for, but this year she actually openly wanted a specific thing so it's been much easier.
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Cheapo wine. Blossom Hill.
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#16
Just a card and a phone call. She's halfway across the country.

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#17
Sent a card?

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lol, you totally scared the shit out of me TS until I read "in the UK."
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Totally forgot, luckily my dad predicted me forgetting and bought presents for me to give so they be a surprise for me as well as my mum
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#22
I don't ****ing get the spelling. It should be Mothers Day or Mothers' Day. **** this ****ing shitty language. **** it all.
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I don't ****ing get the spelling. It should be Mothers Day or Mothers' Day. **** this ****ing shitty language. **** it all.


You can look at as an actual mother's day, which arguably it is, as well as being mothers' day, which is the wider term.

You can use either.
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#25
I usually get my mom some semi-expensive and unusual perennial plant for Mother's Day. This year I found a breed of multi-colored gladiolus at a local green house, so I'll be buying those bulbs and planting them soon.
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