Poll: What would You do?
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Go for the second one.
39 49%
Go for the first one.
8 10%
Try doing both.
19 24%
Other (explain in comment)
14 18%
Voters: 80.
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#1
:poll incoming:

Imagine the scenario: You are a classic metalhead teenage virgin who made out with a girl for the first time in his life a week ago.

There is a dark-haired depressed metalhead chick 3 years older than you who is, like, hot and stuff, and she is into you (and you might even lose the v-card if everything goes right). But she lives in another town and you can only see her once or twice a month. Which sucks.
Also, she is going abroad in few months and won't be coming back for long.

And then, there is girl (1 year older) who lives not far from you, you can hang with her multiple times a week. She has a nice sense of humor, and likes rock and blues and metal and all kinds of guitar music... She is also pretty hot, but less than the first one, and she has several imperfections on her body that some might find ugly.

You like both of them, and you are somewhat emotionally bonded to both of them in different way, because they are totally different personalities.

Would you leave the first one and go for the second, who is more available?
Leave the second one and go for the first, who is a bit hotter and limited edition?
Would you try to date them both (hard but might be possible)?
Other?
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#2
Well if the second one isn't a sure thing, getting the first as a girlfriend will probably make you a bit more desirable.

To be completely honest though, it sounds as if you'd rather be in a relationship with the second than the first. If that's the case then you already know what you want.
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#3
If you can't do both, go for the girl that lives close to you.
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#4
I don't think you should have your taste in music influence any relationship at all. Looks might matter but personality is way more important as well.

Conclusion: Just decide something.
#5
I don't get this whole 'do both' business. So not romantic at all. Don't you want to go into your first time saying "hey, I decided it was going to be with you and just you because that's how much you mean to me"?
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#6
I chose other because that's usually the "TS is a knob" option.
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#7
I think TS has a problem and he doesn't wanna admit he wants help.
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the emo goth bitch is probably crazy

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#12
What kind of ugly scars that might repulse some of us?

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#13
keep the first as a ****buddy because it doesn't sound like she's ready for a long term relationship.
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#14
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the emo goth bitch is probably crazy

don't stick your dick in crazy


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#15
try to get both girls to emotionally bond with each other
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#17
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I don't get this whole 'do both' business. So not romantic at all. Don't you want to go into your first time saying "hey, I decided it was going to be with you and just you because that's how much you mean to me"?


"Do both" actually means try to date them both while they don't know for each other (and use all forces to make them not find out). Polygamy is wrong, I know, but I'm asking for people's opinion.
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#18
You suck, TS.
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#19
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"Do both" actually means try to date them both while they don't know for each other (and use all forces to make them not find out). Polygamy is wrong, I know, but I'm asking for people's opinion.

My version of "do both" will make you feel a lot less scummy, dude.
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#20
Impossible for me to imagine being a metalhead virgin, I'm too much of a stud
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#21
date the second one and then when the opportunity arises band the first one. shouldn't be too hard to pull off as the first one won't be around pretty much at all.
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#23
I would never go for a depressed girl.. it's just no fun at all.
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#24
The first one until she goes on her trip and then the second one.
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#25
I can say from experience that sticking your dick in crazy is a pretty damn fun ride while it lasts, but when the whole thing crashes and burns you'll be lucky if you don't have that crazy bitch stalking you.

It's not worth it, dude, no matter how kinky and awesome the sex will be. Go for the vanilla girl.
#26
I'm not able to imagine myself being an absolute metalhead, just being myself, the second girl. Which is...pretty much who I'm dating right now aside from a year older and (as far as I know) bodily imperfections.
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#27
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try to get both girls to emotionally bond with each other


and then they realize that they are both lesbians and run off together leaving ts without any girls
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#28
Does the second girl you mentioned like you back? If she does, it would make the situation a little easier. That is a pretty important factor.

If she doesn't like you back, it's not worth it, and if you are ok with potentially just one more hookup with the first one, then have at it.
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#30
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Does the second girl you mentioned like you back? If she does, it would make the situation a little easier. That is a pretty important factor.

If she doesn't like you back, it's not worth it, and if you are ok with potentially just one more hookup with the first one, then have at it.


Yeah, I forgot to mention that, imagine that you have already made out with the second girl and she wants to be with you.
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#31
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try to get both girls to emotionally bond with each other


invite them to a "double date"...one couple is you and girl 1, the other is you and girl 2. the one that stays with you the longest wins. they can also both win.
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#32
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I think TS has a problem and he doesn't wanna admit he wants help.

This
So much this
#33
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I think TS has a problem and he doesn't wanna admit he wants help.

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You get my first ever lolstack






The image in my head is just too funny for words at this point


Aw yeah.
#34
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Well i'm sorry, but when people ask for help/advice with something they don't say "What would You do in this scenario?", you never said once in the OP it was a real situation you have, as far as i was concerned this was supposed to be another shit thread.

So don't you no shit Sherlock me.
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#36
What kind of bodily imperfections?




It matters.
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#37
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#40
People who are depressed shouldn't be dating people. Its not fair for the person on the other side.
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