Poll: Should wearing fedoras be outlawed?
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View poll results: Should wearing fedoras be outlawed?
Yes of course.
57 39%
No, obviously they should not be illegal.
29 20%
The amount of cringe on that Tumblr gave me a heart attack thx alot TS
25 17%
4th poll option.
37 25%
Voters: 148.
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#2
you should be a federal offense
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#3
It's not a fedora it's a trilby.
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#4
99% of fedora wearers are into anime, so yeah. Anything that gets them off the streets and out of my sight.
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#5


Actually looks quite a bit like my brother with his on.
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#7
This is extremely depressing to me. In fact, it actually makes me genuinely angry. Why? Because years ago I bought a fedora because I saw no one else wear them... people complimented me on the unique look. NOW LIKE EVERY NECKBEARD AND WEEABOO WEARS THEM. I have like four of them now which I do not wear because of this.
#8
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Don't you mean a fedoral offense?

ha
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#9
i started wearing one years ago then as mentioned above, weaboos and neckbeards happened.
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#11
It should also be a federal offense for people who wear baseball caps everyday to complain about people wearing fedoras.
I don't know how ball caps became "acceptable", they look equally as ridiculous to me.
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#12
I think they can look really good when worn in a classy 'gentleman' kind of way, but yeah everyone on that Tumblr page should be shot.
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#15
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Also, a My Little Pony fedora:




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#17
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It should also be a federal offense for people who wear baseball caps everyday to complain about people wearing fedoras.
I don't know how ball caps became "acceptable", they look equally as ridiculous to me.


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#18
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Don't you mean a fedoral offense?


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more like fedorka


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yeah let's just make everything funny illegal.

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#21
I wish, My Little Pony neckbeards and weeaboos always wear them here thinking that it makes them look classy or something
#22
Depends on who's wearing it. Neal Caffrey in White Collar pulls it off. 20 year old basement dwelling bronys don't.
#23
Do whatever you want to do, wear whatever you want to wear.


Even if girls laugh.
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#25
Ugh. I think I might have started all this.

It's just like that necrosis guy said in the other thread, some people can pull it off and some can't. I happen to like how it looks on me. But just because you see people who can't pull it off doesn't mean it's a hat worth hating.

That being said, I'm still all in favor for the top hat.
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#26
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Ugh. I think I might have started all this.

You are guilty of starting another pointlessly circular discussion on fedoras.

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That being said, I'm still all in favor for the top hat.

Alright, just burned.
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#27
That actually is not a fedora, as many people have pointed out above. Those hats you are referring to, whatever they may be called, are horrible - mostly because most of their supporters are fat, unhealthy anime fans trying to grow somewhat of a beard.

With fedoras it is just like with three-piece suits, golden pocket watches and canes - your actual, natural appearance needs to be larger than the item you are wearing or it will make you look like a total idiot. In every other case, what is supposed to give you class will actually humiliate you.

Don't get me started on teenagers smoking so-called 'cigars' to upgrade their social status visually.
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#28
How about this, if a mod finds a picture of a UG member wearing a fedora non-sarcastically, they get banned.

you can also ban bronies and anime fans too while you're at it
#29
Quote by ErnestoFidel
That actually is not a fedora, as many people have pointed out above. Those hats you are referring to, whatever they may be called, are horrible - mostly because most of their supporters are fat, unhealthy anime fans trying to grow somewhat of a beard.

With fedoras it is just like with three-piece suits, golden pocket watches and canes - your actual, natural appearance needs to be larger than the item you are wearing or it will make you look like a total idiot. In every other case, what is supposed to give you class will actually humiliate you.

Don't get me started on teenagers smoking so-called 'cigars' to upgrade their social status visually.
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#30
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How about this, if a mod finds a picture of a UG member wearing a fedora non-sarcastically, they get banned.

you can also ban bronies and anime fans too while you're at it

At least 3 regular mods here are anime fans.

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#31
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99% of fedora wearers are into anime, so yeah. Anything that gets them off the streets and out of my sight.



Seconded.
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#32
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Totally not surprised
At this point I'd be a little scared to see how a MLP fan could surprise me.
#34
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I think fedoras are fine as long as you don't look bad wearing one. Tosin Abasi wears fedoras, and he looks dapper as **** with them.
Because he's black...
#35
Why do you care what other people put on their heads? It doesn't change your life in anyway.
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#36
But it does, because I have to see them and question their motives.
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#37
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At this point I'd be a little scared to see how a MLP fan could surprise me.


+1 short of carving ponies in their wrists to commit suicide idk how they could.
#38
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Why do you care what other people put on their heads? It doesn't change your life in anyway.



You never, even once in your life, looked at something and thought it was really stupid? You know, questioned the motive behind it?


Yeah, I thought so.
#39
I have a friend that used to wear fedoras, but he looked pretty cool since it his style was kinda tropical, for example, shorts, an unbuttoned shirt with another shirt underneath and a fedora. He could pull it off.
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