Poll: Do you use lavatorial entertainment?
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View poll results: Do you use lavatorial entertainment?
I do indeed and it is awesome.
42 47%
Sometimes. When I know I will be in there for a while.
10 11%
Never do I do such a thing.
29 32%
TS is a knob.
9 10%
Voters: 90.
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#1
Do you use your phone, read magazines/newspapers or play games or anything while on the crapper? I see posts about "the handheld electronics device has made toilet excursions much more enjoyable" and I have to say that I have never done any of those things. Go in, dump the waste and exit as fast as possible because I have better things to do.

So Pit, whats everyones preferences?
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#2
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Out.
Do life.
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#3
if im reading a book and i need to take a shit i take the book along

otherwise nah
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#4
Sometimes I find myself on the toilet long after I'm done with my business because I'm too busy dicking around on my phone.
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#6
I don't understand people that spend any longer than is necessary in there. I also don't understand when people say it takes a while but I'm sure that's something else entirely.
#7
It's a sad day when you know people take their ipads with them into the bathroom.


Clearly they should be taking their PSP.

But not really because that's even sadder.


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#8
No, that's what imagination is for. I mean, it's basically the only time where I can be aloud to imagine myself as a hero slaying thousands of bad guys with only a sword and my love for a damsel in distress while not entirely wasting my time.

Also I get the best ideas in the crapper, distracting myself with stuff like cellphones only hinder my progress for world domination.
#10
its nice to have moments of doing nothing special though

i love long bus rides for that same reason, i just sit there and read or listen to music or do nothing at all. always end up feeling really good when i get out.
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#15
Nah man my shits are entertainment enough. That dramatic song from Requiem for a Dream should play every time I go.
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#16
I'm usually Pitting while I'm shitting.
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#17
I decided to try this out

I'm taking a shit right now
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#18
I usually Pit while I Sh--

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#19
I have just finished The World According To Garp, which I have been reading in five-minute instalments while pooping for the last three months. I don't have time to read fiction otherwise. God bless you, pooping.
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#21
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In.
Dump.
Out.
Do life.

Its usually like this, but there are times when I can just feel that its going to take a while, so I bring my phone with me and play old GameBoy games.
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#22
I'm entertained by taking a dump. Don't need anything else.

Jesus, if men can't enjoy just taking a good poo what have we come to?
#23
most of the time i either shit at work or at home. if it's at work then i try and squeeze as much time out of it as i possibly can so i dont have to work, or if it's at home then i just chill until i feel like wiping.
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#24
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Its usually like this, but there are times when I can just feel that its going to take a while, so I bring my phone with me and play old GameBoy games.

How can it take a while? Do you eat healthy?
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#26
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I'm entertained by taking a dump. Don't need anything else.

Jesus, if men can't enjoy just taking a good poo what have we come to?


Precisely. This dude gets the gold medal.
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#27
I normally bring a guitar mag or ams catalog. It never seems to come out all at once, so I wind up in there 10-15 minutes and reading makes it easier to get it out for some reason. I eat fairly regular btw.
#28
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How can it take a while? Do you eat healthy?

Occasionally.
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#30
Sitting on the can for extended amounts of time increases risk of hemmorhoids (sp?).


Enjoy your bleeding butts.
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#31
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Sitting on the can for extended amounts of time increases risk of hemmorhoids (sp?).


Enjoy your bleeding butts.

I think that's if you sit there, trying to force yourself to go.

If I sat on the toilet right now for no reason and read a book, I wouldn't need to go buy Preparation H when I got up.
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#32
I prefer to light some scented candles, dim the lights, turn on jazz-fusion music and make shitting into an experience, thank you very much.
#33
Occasionally, but if I'm in there that long something's wrong with me.
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#34
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I prefer to light some scented candles, dim the lights, turn on jazz-fusion music and make shitting into an experience, thank you very much.

#36
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I prefer to light some scented candles, dim the lights, turn on jazz-fusion music and make shitting into an experience, thank you very much.

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#37
Nah. I like to appreciate my blessed shit leaving my anus.
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#38
It doesn't take me long enough to need it. I did clip my nails yesterday on the loo though.

That was a bad idea because a few bits of nail debris fell into my underpants.
#39
I usually just play Jetpack Joyride on my iPod

Or read some GameInformer or smth
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#40
No, I've come to the conclusion that I'm must faster at shitting than everyone else, no time to do other stuff in there.
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