#1
So my friend got dumped and by coincidence my wife is leaving town at the same time. By another shear coincidence, my friend and I have a 3 and a half day weekend.

So he's bringing his shit over to my place to stay and we're going on a 3 1/2 day bender.

We have the usual shenanigans planned but I'm looking for suggestions of what we can do.

So give your ideas, relate your bender stories etc.

Futurama references are also welcome
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haha bender. your mate's a bender.
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#9
Kill all humans

Or go on a Futurama marathon
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#10
Sporting event? Terrible movie in the middle of the day (sneak in booze of course)?

Is it in any way warm where you are? That sounds like a great excuse to grill some shit, sit around outside, and do some day drinking.

Also, go to a bar and try getting your buddy some rebound action.

3 1/2 days is a good chunk of time, but when it's all over, it will seem like a flash.
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#11
As far as alcohol goes, I'm thinking we just stick to beer because the heavy stuff gives me hangovers. Maybe exception being whisky for irish coffees with breakfast. Open to suggestions though.

I think I'll go and buy the rehydrating medecine they give to kids when they have insane diahrea/puking so we can drink as well as water.

So far we're planning getting drunk and doing the following things:

Going to the zoo
Going to the pro audio store and having him buy a super expensive piece of kit he doesn't need
making whisky/maple ribs
videogames

??

Profit??
#12
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Sporting event? Terrible movie in the middle of the day (sneak in booze of course)?

Is it in any way warm where you are? That sounds like a great excuse to grill some shit, sit around outside, and do some day drinking.

Also, go to a bar and try getting your buddy some rebound action.

3 1/2 days is a good chunk of time, but when it's all over, it will seem like a flash.


sporting event is a good idea. I live super duper close to two stadiums. Don't know what'll be playing but we'll find something.

Not that warm, no. but maybe it's a good excuse to buy a bbq anyways.

As far as movies go, we're set.

So far we have:

Global Metal
Sound city Reel to Real
perhaps rewatch the SW original trilogy
a bunch of archer episodes we didn't watch yet.

Also we're tempted to watch futuramas thinking of one of their taglines at the beggining of an episode "When you see the robot, drink"
#14
chocolate fondu isn't a horrible idea but he's broken hearted. not gay. Maybe we can deep fry a candy bar instead or something
#15
Go golf.


And by golf, I mean go on an insane golf cart bumper cart spree for 3 and a half days.
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Minecraft.
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As far as alcohol goes, I'm thinking we just stick to beer because the heavy stuff gives me hangovers. Maybe exception being whisky for irish coffees with breakfast. Open to suggestions though.

I think I'll go and buy the rehydrating medecine they give to kids when they have insane diahrea/puking so we can drink as well as water.
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#18
Fuck getting drunk to make you feel better. Go to a nightclub and eat lots of googs.
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Strippergram, drugs

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So my friend got dumped and by coincidence my wife is leaving town at the same time. By another shear coincidence, my friend and I have a 3 and a half day weekend.

So he's bringing his shit over to my place to stay and we're going on a 3 1/2 day bender.

We have the usual shenanigans planned but I'm looking for suggestions of what we can do.

So give your ideas, relate your bender stories etc.

Futurama references are also welcome

Shear coincidence?





You don't say.
#26


Your wife is sleeping with his ex

Oh suggestions.....

Invite more people and stick on The Prestige
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