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Another year, another football season.

Mock draft game: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31102256&postcount=29173


Talk about National Football league here, whether it be the rules of the game, events, player news, transactions, offseason, the game itself, I don't care, talk NFL. Hell, as long as it is non-NFL football related (AFL, CFL, UFL, NCAA, high school) and it doesn't get taken too far off topic, go ahead, as long as it makes it back to NFL talk soon enough (Jackal might insult you for bringing CFL up )

Old thread: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1526155&page=1480&pp=20

Anywho, if you are new to the thread, and curious as to who roots for whom (italics denotes someone's second favorite team that they are highly devoted to) (thanks to Cadj for reorganizing this, it looks great!):


AFC East
New England Patriots - stratdud39; perry589; Death_switch; big-T; Andrea55; richie7410; diceksox1809; PRSThrasher; Erias
New York Jets - Cadj; fm20000
Miami Dolphins - iro-bot31; Dreadnought
Buffalo Bills - lbc_sublime

AFC West
Denver Broncos - Paroxysm; GoxGetterxGuy; bradulator; trainspotted11; Pan-Tallica
San Diego Chargers - zYx Monster xYz; SeveredSurvival
Oakland Raiders - shadow__666; NineFreak
Kansas City Chiefs - sloppyjoe24; Death_switch

AFC North
Baltimore Ravens - Somedude789; metallica #1; necrosis1193; muffinduck01; intheshadowplay; SeveralSpecies; SeveredSurvival; blake1221 ; JD2k9
Pittsburgh Steelers - Jackal58; metal4all; shotgunmerc; aerosmithfan95
Cincinnati Bengals - darkcheef
Cleveland Browns - TheZephyrSon; lucky1978; AeroRocker; Lion_Slicer

AFC South
Houston Texans - Pan-Tallica; jetfuel495
Tennessee Titans -
Jacksonville Jaguars - primusfan
Indianapolis Colts - Synyster915; zgr0826

NFC East
New York Giants - lobster624; talia.; salrap10; genghisgandhi; Teh Traineez0rz; theogonia777; Guitarlord44
Philadelphia Eagles - Gibson_SG_uzr55; Jako215; I.O.T.M; WCPhils; behind_you; Toadvine
Dallas Cowboys - thefuzz454; blake1221; Saint78
Washington Redskins - CoffeeBeans

NFC West
San Francisco 49ers - bdof; Kensai; RedMist; lolmnt
Arizona Cardinals - system_cky; Don_Humpador
Seattle Seahawks - daytripper75; TSmitty6; Tanglewoodguit; due07; magnus_maximus; SGstriker
St. Louis Rams - jimihendrix6699

NFC North
Green Bay Packers - MusicMan24; Msu_Man04; trebe; Khenro; JustRooster; wastingyears; Nomack; ehbacon
Detroit Lions - maidenrulz19; Rockford_rocks; Gibson_SG_uzr55
Chicago Bears - lbc_sublime; darklite41; CashCow; bklinger83; musiclover2399; RicoThe Beast; Novacane...; Mr E Meat
Minnesota Vikings - wyldething; jambi_mantra; AnAngrySquirrel

NFC South
New Orleans Saints - crimsonblood12; TheTee56
Atlanta Falcons - TEK34; punkforlife93; Obama FTW
Carolina Panthers - Skynurd890; SLEESTAK_BRO; iamcline; jazz_rock_feel
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - lolmnt; Strato-Massacre


Have fun!


HALL OF GUARANTEES, FAME, AND SHAME

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RGIII will be better than Newton

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Not gonna lie. Luck is gonna be a bust. Gay Run Tee it.

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I guarantee the Lions winning the Superbowl within the next three seasons. OP it now bitches.

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The Browns will be a bigger threat in three years than the Bengals in the AFC North

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The Seahawks will be awesome
Lynch 1500 yards, Harvin 1500 yards, Wilson 4500 yards

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Kaep is forever a pussy

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How bda ar thee Succaners? Sresoly?
The Jags andd the Bucs shooulldd play inn the Sucker Bolw

EDIT; mybe I shouldd've ussed beer instedda of whiskeyy...

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Yesss 2013 NFL rulebook is finally available for download
This is the single geekiest post in this entire thread.


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Jay Cutler is a Cleveland Brown and Josh McCown goes to the Pro Bowl as a Bear next year, calling it.



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You better watch out,
You better stay home,
You better turn off your cellular phone,
Santa Favre is coming to town

He's leaving the game,
He's leaving it twice,
He's coming right back with the Jets and the Vikes
Santa Favre is coming to town

He sees the stunted blitzing,
He has a mean pump fake,
He'll throw it even where he never should,
So you better just buckle up and pray,

You better watch out,
You better stay home,
You better turn off your cellular phone,
Santa Favre is coming to town


brought to you by wrangler jeans

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This Broncos team is too good to win. If the NFL has shown me anything, it's that dream teams never pull it off. Division round loss, but an all time classic.
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Isis is amazing
Last edited by Gibson_SG_uzr55 at Mar 12, 2014,
#2


Mr. Rich and Reckless, QB for the defending champion Baltimore Supervillains.



Fingers crossed for the repeat!

THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2016: 78-65
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2016: 1-0
2016 NFL Pick 'Em: 10-6
Last edited by necrosis1193 at Mar 11, 2013,
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That picture of Lewis infront of m&t bank is awesome
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


@gossage91
@overtimefitnessau
#5
Yes! First page again

lolJets.
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Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

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You are awesome, Big T.

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Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
#6
The NFL: Where murderers are champions.

If the suit can't be found, you're safe and sound.
It's a process, not an event.
#7
Quote by Do Re Mi
The NFL: Where murderers are champions.

If the suit can't be found, you're safe and sound.


Well that didn't take long.

Kind of makes sense given the location though.

THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2016: 78-65
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2016: 1-0
2016 NFL Pick 'Em: 10-6
#8
Someone give me a good team to follow for the year. Normally I don't closely follow any single team, but for some reason I've got the itch to do it this year. By default I should be a Vikings fan, but **** that.
#9
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Someone give me a good team to follow for the year. Normally I don't closely follow any single team, but for some reason I've got the itch to do it this year. By default I should be a Vikings fan, but **** that.


Obligatory plug for my team, pick the Ravens!

What kind of football do you like watching? Defensive, offensive, good teams, some weird fascination with bad teams, etc.?

THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2016: 78-65
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2016: 1-0
2016 NFL Pick 'Em: 10-6
#11
Buffalo play a game in Canada but they are hilariously bad.
Seattle should be really good this year
If you don't like the Vikings that much there's Chicago, Green Bay or Detroit
And of course there is always New England
Quote by Cadj
Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
#13
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Someone give me a good team to follow for the year. Normally I don't closely follow any single team, but for some reason I've got the itch to do it this year. By default I should be a Vikings fan, but **** that.



What's wrong with the Vikings?
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


@gossage91
@overtimefitnessau
#14
Madden 25 - for some reason the next copy isn't 14, it's 25 - cover vote is live! One bracket of current players, one bracket of all-time players.

http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/feature/madden25cover

THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2016: 78-65
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2016: 1-0
2016 NFL Pick 'Em: 10-6
#15
First ****ing page! DAAAA BEARS

UG Radio


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#16
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What's wrong with the Vikings?


They play in a dome
Formerly associated with Brett Favre and Brad Childress

Screw domes
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Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

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You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
#17
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Screw domes


UG Radio


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Thine Behold one rollin?
Quote by _T_H_R_I_C_E_
Lo, and the other lads be hating,
gallyvanting around,
attempting to catch me cycling in an unsavory fashion.




XBL: Panzyz

PSN: Dasan104
#18
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They play in a dome
Formerly associated with Brett Favre and Brad Childress

Screw domes


I'll give you the second point.

Last season in a dome for 2 years this year though so only a half point
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


@gossage91
@overtimefitnessau
#19
For 2 years? What's happening, they moving to the College Stadium?
Quote by Cadj
Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
#20
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Obligatory plug for my team, pick the Ravens!

What kind of football do you like watching? Defensive, offensive, good teams, some weird fascination with bad teams, etc.?

I like explosive football, doesn't matter if it's defensive or offensive, I just want exciting plays. I was thinking one of the 'read option teams' would be entertaining to follow for a year.

Actually, I think I'm going to go with the Panthers. The NFC South should be pretty interesting this year and the Panthers could be fun to watch.
#21
Carolina Panthers, is that your final answer?


If you want explosive then you might wanna go with Denver, San Francisco, or Green Bay.
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#22
Explosive = Patriots!

Best offense in the league and a defense that generates the most turnovers.

Saints have an explosive offense, 49ers & Seahawks should be fun to watch too.
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Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

Quote by necrosis1193
You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
#23
daaaa bears

I want to see Jay Cutler do a superbowl shuffle, and hopefully an actual o-line
Coventry City Chicago Bears
#24
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What's wrong with the Vikings?

Like... everything.
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Carolina Panthers, is that your final answer?


If you want explosive then you might wanna go with Denver, San Francisco, or Green Bay.

Carolina Panthers, final answer.

I would go with SF, but I hate the idea of bandwagonning on an already great team.
#25
Detroit is pretty explosive too when their players aren't injured/intentionally lining up out of place.
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#26
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Explosive = Patriots!

Best offense in the league and a defense that generates the most turnovers.

Saints have an explosive offense, 49ers & Seahawks should be fun to watch too.


An explosive offense that got held to 13 points and generatored 0 turnovers in the biggest game of the season for it.

I'd say take the Saints or 49ers personally. Saints have the most exciting offense in the league now that the offensive maestro of Sean Payton is back, but 49ers have a D that's explosive too to compliment a fleet of playmakers.

Edit: Panthers it is!

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Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2016: 78-65
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2016: 1-0
2016 NFL Pick 'Em: 10-6
#27
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Like... everything.

Carolina Panthers, final answer.

As you wish
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#28
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Detroit is pretty explosive too when their players aren't injured/intentionally lining up out of place.


There's a 75.33% chance of seeing a brawl at some point in the season too, probably started by a boy named Suh.
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Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

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You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
#29
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For 2 years? What's happening, they moving to the College Stadium?


Yea, the 2015 and 2016 will be there while the Metrodome gets torn down and replaced. Apparently the new stadium is going to be awesome, think I read it's designed by the guy that did the Colts one which is amazing
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


@gossage91
@overtimefitnessau
#31
Quote by big-T
There's a 75.33% chance of seeing a brawl at some point in the season too, probably started by a boy named Suh.

Fun fact: Suh had only three penalties last season.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#32
Quote by big-T
There's a 75.33% chance of seeing a brawl at some point in the season too, probably started by a boy named Suh.


Or a guy named Schwartz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzfTC1XW_yQ

THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2016: 78-65
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2016: 1-0
2016 NFL Pick 'Em: 10-6
#34
UG Radio


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Thine Behold one rollin?
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Lo, and the other lads be hating,
gallyvanting around,
attempting to catch me cycling in an unsavory fashion.




XBL: Panzyz

PSN: Dasan104
#35
Dumervil has apparently asked to be released.
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Okay, big-T is a legend first and foremost

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You are awesome, Big T.

Quote by Trowzaa
Would like to publicly state that Big-T is my new God and Hero
#37
Nooooo, no first page! Well, I guess if you guys do 40 count then I am.


Guarantees eh? Hmmmmm. Well, it's gotta be somewhat ballsy or else it's not worth making. I made some ballsy ones in the old thread, but I forget them now. I got one:

Harvin, Lynch, Wilson in 2013-14 is going to be the best QB, WR, RB combo of the decade.


As for this season: Seahawks win the Superbowl. The time is now. They traded away their first rounder. They recognize this too. 1 or 2 key players is all it's going to take, and Harvin is one of them.

Hmmmm, what else. Wilson gets 40+ touchdown passes.

There's so many! I'll think of a better one later. I had some good ones in the last thread, if only I could remember!
58-32 NFL Thread Pick Em.
#38
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“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#40
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Dumervil has apparently asked to be released.


That'll change the pass rush free agency market dramatically if he is.

Really enjoying this tampering period, it's made the offseason a lot more interesting, a lot faster.

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Baltimore Ravens are my #2, if we're allowed multiple teams in the OP.


We are

Speaking of the Ravens, friend of mine threw this theory behind the Boldin trade to me; that was the best offer the Ravens got for Boldin. He's going to be 33 by the time next season is in full swing, and as tough as he is, he can't have many more historic postseason runs left in him. Good as he's been for Baltimore, they needed the cap space, and actually got something out of trading him instead of releasing him and getting nothing.

I don't agree or disagree with this, but it is plausible. What do you guys think?

Edit:

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THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2016: 78-65
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2016: 1-0
2016 NFL Pick 'Em: 10-6