#1
There is no disputing the facts. Everything you say in this thread is considered a fact no matter how wrong it is. Get creative.

I'll start. TS is not a fag. Fact.
#6
The moon is the back of the sun.
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#8
This thread sucks
Quote by Pleasure2kill
The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#10
The cake wasn't a lie
Quote by KingDime666
It's dubstep minor in E.


Quote by steve_muse
I bet I'm gunna love Revolt #plottwist
#11
gary busey was phone




#12
Chocolate is good for you.
All guitars have 4 strings and all basses have 6 strings.
The apocalypse is happening in five days and you can only save ten people. The people you choose not to save know that you had a choice.
#18
The below statement is false.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#19
The above statement is true.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
only sexy cumwads double post




#22
Quote by jetfuel495
Only one of these statements is true.


Jetfuel just saved the world from imploding
Quote by neidnarb11890
Image is about having hot licks & rock star swag, not fancy amps.


Quote by garden of grey
That's what the Illuminati wants you to think, man
#23
I came on your mother, twice....in the eye and then once in her ear after she became unconscious
#25
No it's not. Boom. Paradoxed ur shit
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#26
**Witty paradox here**
Quote by ChucklesMginty
If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#28
Wilem Defoe has, allegedy, one of the biggest wangs in Hollywood. Fact.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#32
I once stole an eraser from my Kindergarten teacher and cried about it later that night.

It is 12:23 EDT.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#33
Quote by eGraham
I once stole an eraser from my Kindergarten teacher and cried about it later that night.

It is 12:23 EDT.

I have never shoplifted anything ever.

FACT
Quote by ChucklesMginty
If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#34
Quote by blake1221
America > UK


the factiest fact of all
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#35
North Korean boys, aged from 5-18 are lawfully obligated to document each time they become sexually aroused. Their records are then carefully examined at the end of every week by their parents, and if they have more than 5 erections in the allotted 7 day period, they must serve jail-time. If they ejaculate, they are immediately executed. Fact.

Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24