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I gotta say I agree with most of this, but the Snapchat bit I find a bit misleading. While I personally think its only good for one thing, I get snapchats from dudes all the time and they certainly don't want the d. Also, sometimes a drunk text is just a drunk text... just saying
#4
You're the same guy who deleted his thread after I reported you for advertising that stupid site.

*reported again.
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#5
because you said it was old news... i double checked after and that video was released a few days ago. and how is it advertising? I suppose in the broadest sense of the term sure, but finding something interesting and sharing it isn't against the rules last time i checked
#6
this is all common knowledge

why don't they make an article about reasons why drinking excessively is bad for you and then mention how you gain weight drunk drive and can get alcohol poisoning
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because you said it was old news... i double checked after and that video was released a few days ago. and how is it advertising? I suppose in the broadest sense of the term sure, but finding something interesting and sharing it isn't against the rules last time i checked

Well, another person was advertising that site, then he got banned. I think?
After that, it's only natural to assume anyone who shares that site is advertising it.
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this is all common knowledge

why don't they make an article about reasons why drinking excessively is bad for you and then mention how you gain weight drunk drive and can get alcohol poisoning


I imagine because they're too busy getting drunk... but you'd have to ask them yourself
#13
That entire thing was shit.
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#16
What an awful read.

Also, no amount of list articles will ever affirm your hope that she likes you unless you're a complete underthinker.
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#17
This is bullshit, according to this every girl I ever meet wants it, and awesome as I am I doubt that very much, basically if she acknowledges your existence she's begging for it?
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#18
If shes into you shel give off this particular cute facial expression that says id strap my hands to the ceiling fan and spin circles on your dick all day. If you dont get that look give up.
#20
so if I ask my friends what they are doing during the weekend it means I like them?

Seems legit.
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#24
She wants the D
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#25
That article does no more than point out the bleeding obvious and throw in a few balls of elephant shit in there just to confuse you.
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#26
A girl will want the D if you do the following:

1. Be attractive

2. Don't forget about rule 1
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A girl will want the D if you do the following:

1. Be attractive

2. Don't forget about rule 1



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#30
What a shitty article

If you're gonna try to to make a move on every woman you meet that does those stuff then get ready for some sexual harassment charges
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1) Repeatedly makes eye contact for an extended duration


2) Makes physical contact multiple times



3) Laughs unreasonably at jokes, even when they’re terrible



4) Lingers when goodbyes are imminent



5) Bites her lip throughout conversation



6) Ditches her friends to hang out with you



7) Texts you late at night



8) Asks about plans for the weekend



9) Asks if your roommate is home


10) Sends snapchats frequently

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#33
Don't even care. I still think that Overly Attached girl is cute. I'd go out with her and totally let her obsess over me
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Don't even care. I still think that Overly Attached girl is cute. I'd go out with her and totally let her obsess over me

Exactly!

This is list is whack.
#35
Everyone that doesn't have all 10 right is just jelly of me right now
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#37
Here's the thing. It's from a site called "brotivational.com". So...fuck that.

Edit:
This statement is ridiculous:
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Who the hell actually talks like that?!
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#39
Well, some of these are so obvious they don't mean anything. If she's going to throw away a whole planned weekend with friends just because you asked her to go out with you a day before it's kinda logical that she likes you. Some of the other things? Eye contact is supposed to be normal in a conversation. Physical contact doesn't mean shit. Laughing unreasonably might be a sign, but it could also mean that's she is just in a mood to giggle at random bullshit. I get late texts all the time, and it's mostly from stressed girls who try to make next morning's deadline. If a girl asks me if my roommate is home, she usually goes to see him. Duh. Lingering when goodbyes are imminent? Well, several women do this all the time with me, including: my mother, my grandmother, my brother's fiancé, my dog, and the lesbian barista at the local coffee corner. I am not willing to listen to disturbing implications, this simply means nothing.


That being said, what are the easily identifiable, impossible to miss signs?

****, I don't know. Nobody does. Men don't always get women. Deal with it.