#1
smells like a refrigerator full of spoiled raw bacon

or something

also shit

help
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#3
I left a wedge of lime in my bedroom, and then it went off and smelled weird, but now it doesn't smell anymore for some reason so it's okay now.
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#4
Clean your balls every now and again.
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#5
Maybe you have something dead in a cavity.
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#8
If it is bacon, find it and eat it.

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#9
something in my apartment does a screeching sound now and then.
I'm going crazy from it. I think it's a squeaking door.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#10
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#11
Sometimes I have a crazy amount of sleep toots and when I wake up the room smells like an abandoned mortuary.
#12
I was going to make some snarky comment about how inanimate objects don't have senses and youre the thing that smells,

But then I saw "sleep toots" and lost it
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#14
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Sometimes I have a crazy amount of sleep toots and when I wake up the room smells like an abandoned mortuary.



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#19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew-Of0o_Hy0
That is all you need to do TS
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#21
It's the dead body in your closet
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#24
light a few incense sticks.


tips:

don't put food in your room bin

don't leave wank clean-up materials in your room/bin

water your plants

turn your matress once a month

high temp wash your bedding

vacuum your floor.
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#25
Quote by theguitarist
light a few incense sticks.


tips:

don't put food in your room bin

don't leave wank clean-up materials in your room/bin

water your plants

turn your matress once a month

high temp wash your bedding

vacuum your floor.


Yes, TS, by doing all this, you can be fitter, happier, more productive.
#26
Clean things once in a while. Your room, yourself - everything.
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#27
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It's the dead body in your closet


in your closet or in your head?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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#32
If you're a friend of mine, chances are there's some sort of old meat/prawns in your curtain rods....

Check there.