eazy-c
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#2
Utter shite.
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12v_shred
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#3
"My death metal band is more death metal than your death metal band."
ChemicalFire
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#5
sounds like Slam to me.


Slam is bad.
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Johnny_Ibanez
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Join date: Mar 2009
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#6
LYRICS:
I was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again



Good Lord.
crazysam23_Atax
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#11
Quote by Travis Penisten
Nobody likes it?

Why would most of us?

Their lyrics and music are terrible.
sloppyjoe24
CHOO CHOO!
Join date: Jan 2006
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#12
What turns me off to this genre is that there's obvious humor in the lyrics, but it's masked by incomprehensible growling. Bands like Sexhavin provide somewhat decent diction.

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Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
crazysam23_Atax
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#13
Quote by sloppyjoe24
What turns me off to this genre is that there's obvious humor in the lyrics, but it's masked by incomprehensible growling. Bands like Sexhavin provide somewhat decent diction.

Obvious humor? What's humorous about it? It's not even clever, and there's no subtly to it at all.
sloppyjoe24
CHOO CHOO!
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#14
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Obvious humor? What's humorous about it? It's not even clever, and there's no subtly to it at all.


Go ahead and get the stick out of your arse, mate. You actually think getting molested by elephants is to be taken seriously? The fact that's it's anything but subtle is humorous within itself because most pieces of legitimate music require some sort of ambiguity.

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D|--7--|x2586
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Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
crazysam23_Atax
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#15
Quote by sloppyjoe24
You actually think getting molested by elephants is to be taken seriously?

No, I don't. But I also think it's in bad taste. Also, see below...

The fact that's it's anything but subtle is humorous within itself because most pieces of legitimate music require some sort of ambiguity.

Which would be great, if it wasn't for the fact that any potential humor is ruined by the growls. It'd be one thing if the vocalist was singing clean vocals and really using his vocal dynamics to make it funny. I wouldn't mind that it was in bad taste, if that was done.


The fact that it is in bad taste and that the growls make it unintelligible make it not funny at all.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Mar 13, 2013,
eazy-c
Angus McHighlands
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#16
If this classifies as humour then I've been giving the writers of the Big Bang Theory a hard time.
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whywefight
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#17
edit: ^its just like sitting down to watch a terrible movie with a bunch of friends and making fun of it the entire time.

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this band pretty well known in my circle of friends.. Mostly as a meme though, music is awful

pretty much this
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sloppyjoe24
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#18
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
No, I don't. But I also think it's in bad taste. Also, see below...


Which would be great, if it wasn't for the fact that any potential humor is ruined by the growls. It'd be one thing if the vocalist was singing clean vocals and really using his vocal dynamics to make it funny. I wouldn't mind that it was in bad taste, if that was done.


The fact that it is in bad taste and that the growls make it unintelligible make it not funny at all.



I don't care if it's in bad taste. But if Torso**** wanted more shock value, then they shouldn't sound like "Blluulrurrrrrhhghghghgrheghhhhh!"

EDIT: There's not much point in even trying to write lyrics in that case.

Q#m
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B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
Last edited by sloppyjoe24 at Mar 13, 2013,
crazysam23_Atax
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#19
Quote by sloppyjoe24
I don't care if it's in bad taste. But if Torso**** wanted more shock value, then they shouldn't sound like "Blluulrurrrrrhhghghghgrheghhhhh!"

EDIT: There's not much point in even trying to write lyrics in that case.

That's kind of my point. Because there's almost zero shock value, it ends solely as being in bad taste. Therefore, it's not funny.
sloppyjoe24
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#20
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
That's kind of my point. Because there's almost zero shock value, it ends solely as being in bad taste. Therefore, it's not funny.


Ah, I gotcha.

Q#m
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B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
Travis Penisten
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#21
I thought it was hilarious, the lyrics remind me of a sketch show me and my friend used to make together.
ChemicalFire
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#23
Tbh I giggled at the last line.

Understatement ahoy.
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TakenBr
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#24
Quote by ChemicalFire
Tbh I giggled at the last line.

Understatement ahoy.

is so bad that becomes so good
amonamarthmetal
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#25
I enjoy them.
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#26
Please do tell me how the lyrics are deciphered from that gargle
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#27
Yeah, this band is pretty much exceptionally bad regardless of whatever basis upon which it is assessed. The best/worst part was the utterly abrupt and random shift from the pseudo-percussive noise "slams" to the ridiculous blasting... which was then quickly forgotten about in favor of MOAR SLAMZ! YAY!...

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If this classifies as humour then I've been giving the writers of the Big Bang Theory a hard time.
This is my absolute favorite post of yours