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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.

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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
string cheese obviously

(scraped from beneath your strings!)
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Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

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You're not very sharp, TS.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Camembert because Camembert.
Ibanez TSA30 < Boss OS-2 < Custom Frankenstein Strat w/ scalloped board and Epi LP pickup
Munster is clearly the best cheese. So Munster
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Well Taz is just full retard
I think you'll find that the more acceptable term is "australian"

Funniest Exchange i've read on UG

I would have consensual relations with Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Call me Dean or Vill
Cheese in a can. If you don't play guitar while sucking cheese out of a can, you're a goddamn commie in my book.
Cheddar! Like Eddie Cheddar! Broccoli Head? King of the Hill?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^

"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.

It depends on the guitar.

SG's go with something subtle like brie, while a tele would go with something sharp like cheddar.

Strat's are like the American cheese of guitars. Just generally ew all around, but somehow incredibly popular.
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Pepper Jack because Pepper Jack is Pepper Jack.

Wrong. Pepper jack is monterey is gouda.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
NO CHEESE! Because if you eat cheese and then don't wipe/wash your hands, you'll get cheese on the strings. Ain't nothing worse than greasy, cheese-covered strings.

*waits for the puns to start*

Serious answer. 5year aged cheddar. Dat sharpness!
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Mar 13, 2013,
I'm partial to a nice swiss or smoked gouda.
I pride myself on my humility.
Serious answer: it's all about da swiss, man. Gouda is "goud" too.