#4
string

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#6
string cheese obviously

(scraped from beneath your strings!)
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#7
You're not very sharp, TS.
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#11
Camembert because Camembert.
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#14
Munster is clearly the best cheese. So Munster
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#16
Cheese in a can. If you don't play guitar while sucking cheese out of a can, you're a goddamn commie in my book.
#17
Cheddar! Like Eddie Cheddar! Broccoli Head? King of the Hill?
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#18
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#21
It depends on the guitar.

SG's go with something subtle like brie, while a tele would go with something sharp like cheddar.

Strat's are like the American cheese of guitars. Just generally ew all around, but somehow incredibly popular.
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#23
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Pepper Jack because Pepper Jack is Pepper Jack.

Wrong. Pepper jack is monterey is gouda.
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#29
NO CHEESE! Because if you eat cheese and then don't wipe/wash your hands, you'll get cheese on the strings. Ain't nothing worse than greasy, cheese-covered strings.

*waits for the puns to start*

Edit:
Serious answer. 5year aged cheddar. Dat sharpness!
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#30
I'm partial to a nice swiss or smoked gouda.
I pride myself on my humility.
#31
Serious answer: it's all about da swiss, man. Gouda is "goud" too.