#1
Last week i bought a silverback gorilla from petco, they said he was fully capable of playing music. Specifically guitar or bass. However i bought him a nice new shiny Les Paul and he just ate it and then proceeded to pick his nose. What am i doing wrong?
#3
gorillas aren't intelligent enough for guitar, give it a bass
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#4
Quote by Burgery
gorillas aren't intelligent enough for guitar, give it a bass

This.

I had a zebra on the drums in my last band. We actually had to face the kit away from the audience, though, because their elbows bend backwards.
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#5


Gorillas love bass guitar.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#6
Quote by sebastian_96

Gorillas love bass guitar.

Oh my god. I google searched for a "brutal gif" to respond to that, and I found this.

Do not look if you favor having all your bones in one peice.

Replaced with a less brutal gif:

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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Last edited by eGraham at Mar 13, 2013,
#7
^ Fuuuuuuuuuaaarrrrkkk, that's grim

Edit: On about the original, but that is also pretty horrific
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#8
Quote by eGraham
Oh my god. I google searched for a "brutal gif" to respond to that, and I found this.

Do not look if you favor having all your bones in one peice.

Replaced with a less brutal gif:


I wanna know what it was!



Is it wrong I still think she looks pretty tasty
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#9
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I wanna know what it was!


Is it wrong I still think she looks pretty tasty

Check the chat thread. Disarm posted it in there.

And I'd let her punch my sack any day.


No I wouldn't
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#10
Quote by eGraham
No I wouldn't




Just popped in and watched it.... my face was something like this...

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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
Last edited by slash_GNR666 at Mar 13, 2013,
#11
banana frets ofcourse
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#12
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Edit: On about the original, but that is also pretty horrific

Well, what would you rather see? That, or this?

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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#13
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Well, what would you rather see? That, or this?




Pussy playing with pussy all the time dude
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#14
what a boring excuse of a thread. TS trying to be quirky and funny.

hope your gorilla kills you. repeatedly.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#15
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
what a boring excuse of a thread. TS trying to be quirky and funny.

hope your gorilla kills you. repeatedly.


This.

TS IZ SO RANDUM LOL
SO IRONIC
#19
Quote by SlackerBabbath
What you need is...


Exactly and Slacker should know

He evolved with the apes and learnt to play
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#21
This reminds me of a joke I made up:

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There is no zoological evidence to suggest that a gorilla can reach 800lbs.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#24
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Howard Moon!!!




My god...
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#25
Quote by lncognito
Gorillas love shoegaze.

lol shoegayz amirite
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.