#1
Hey, Pit, I've got this awful lip cut (don't ask me how) and it's been there for about 10 days and still isn't healing. Everything on the internet just says "clean it and let it heal", but fuck that, man, I wanna go out with my gf this weekend and I want it healed until Saturday!

Any tricks you learned from your dead grandmother, Pit?
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#4
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put vaseline on it

Keep it moisturized. Vaseline is a good way to do that. It also gets your mouth lubed up for all those penises you are sucking, because since you won't tell us why they are cracked, I can only assume that.
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#5
...and this is why I love The Pit
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#6
cut it more with a razor blade. it will encourage your body to heal it
i don't know why i feel so dry
#7
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Keep it moisturized. Vaseline is a good way to do that. It also gets your mouth lubed up for all those penises you are sucking, because since you won't tell us why they are cracked, I can only assume that.

Well I didn't want to be the one to say it, but yea.
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#8
Chapstick or Vaseline. I hate a nasty lip cut a few weeks ago. Healed it with putting Chapstick on just once.
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#10
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Keep it moisturized. Vaseline is a good way to do that. It also gets your mouth lubed up for all those penises you are sucking, because since you won't tell us why they are cracked, I can only assume that.


Lol'd.

TS put a bandaid on it.
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#16
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Ask your girlfriend to kiss it and make it better.

She'll find it endearing, and voila, instant sexy time.


Or instant aids time.
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#18
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Way to ruin it, anusfan.


Well she could still be into it!
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#21
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What you need is a new amp.


This joke is way off outside of the GGA.
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This joke is way off outside of the GGA.


What joke? Thats the solution to your problem.
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Stop kissing hookers, those people are not meant to be kissed
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#27
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Keep it moisturized. Vaseline is a good way to do that. It also gets your mouth lubed up for all those penises you are sucking, because since you won't tell us why they are cracked, I can only assume that.

Vaseline petroleum jelly does not moisturise lips, it only prevents moisture loss.

Best way to heal a cut lip is to make sure you drink plenty of water throughout the day and use a moisturising lip balm that doesn't contain petroleum jelly. exfoliate your lips with a dry toothbrush morning and evening to remove any dead or loose chapped skin.
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#28
I'm here cause I had a lip operation yesterday and someone told me to come here!

Legit though, I also ended up with seriously cracked lips after a nasty cold. Vaseline, or a Blistex chapstick for on-the-go treatment and just trying not to open your mouth really wide too often is your best bet.
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#30
Carmex.

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I took the day off school because the meds they gave me have me tired as hell, so I've been bored for the past few hours, so I figured "eh, why not?"
#32
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Vaseline petroleum jelly does not moisturise lips, it only prevents moisture loss.

That is what I was implying.


It's also a really great lube for oral sex, which TS needs.
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