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#1
There's white smoke coming from the Sistine Chapel.

My guess is it's gonna be an old white guy.
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#3
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
Who the hell really cares? It's just going to be some bigoted, misogynistic homophobe who ****s little children, same as always.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#6
Quote by TEK34
When do we actually find out who the new pope is?

In about half an hours time, I believe.
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#9
Interesting fact: Barcelona have played three games during Papal Conclaves and they've won all three 4-0. #spooky
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#11
why the smoke gotta be white
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#13
Quote by new yardbird 9
I still want a black pope.


So you want a Blope.
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#14
Quote by bradulator
why the smoke gotta be white

An MP recently questioned that.
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#15
I'm a Christian and I really dont even care. I mean, I didn't even learn the name of our last pope until now.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#16
im the next pope il adress yal soon, pope rockasaurus out
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#19
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Interesting fact: If Arsenal manage that tonight, I will kiss the new Pope on the anus.

That will only happen if they've elected the Anti-Christ.
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#20
There's so much hype about it, but we don't really even know the candidates. It's as if when they reveal who it is, the audience is just gonna be "yeeeeeah, who the **** is that guy?"

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Play until she breaks up with you.

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You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


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#24
Quote by Deliriumbassist
And I would not have a single problem with that. I JUST WANT A GODDAMN TROPHY.

So long as the Day of Judgement doesn't come before 25th of May.
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#27
THe moment i got elected i would step onto the balcony:

1. Pop open some expensive ass top shelf shit.

2. Guzzle as much as i can.

3. Wait for shocked sounds and hard stares

4. Shove away cardinal who comes to see what my problem is.

5. recite this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSuwnj_qo40
Knowledge is power
#28
Quote by Ninja#117
THe moment i got elected i would step onto the balcony:

1. Pop open some expensive ass top shelf shit.

2. Guzzle as much as i can.

3. Wait for shocked sounds and hard stares

4. Shove away cardinal who comes to see what my problem is.

5. recite this:

#31
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I'm a Christian and I really dont even care. I mean, I didn't even learn the name of our last pope until now.

You really don't need to know unless you're Catholic. And even then you don't need to know.

I think the Pope position is analogous to the UK's monarchy at this point.
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#32
Quote by eGraham
You really don't need to know unless you're Catholic. And even then you don't need to know.

I think the Pope position is analogous to the UK's monarchy at this point.

Politically, maybe.

But inside the Catholic church, the Pope is rather important.
#33
Yea, but in overall terms of the modern world, I'd say the church is not that important anymore. Still a formidable power, but diminishing.

I dunno, I could be wrong about that. But even if you're the king of a pile of shit, it's still a pile of shit.
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#34
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
what is a pope and what does it do?

He shuffles around a gilded palace in a fancy hat and Prada slippers talking about the virtues of humility and sacrifice.
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#35
Quote by eGraham
Yea, but in overall terms of the modern world, I'd say the church is not that important anymore. Still a formidable power, but diminishing.

I dunno, I could be wrong about that. But even if you're the king of a pile of shit, it's still a pile of shit.

There are 1.2 billion Catholics in the world. The number of Catholics is growing in both Latin America and Africa.

The Catholic Church is hugely influential.
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#36
turns out its me
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#37
Quote by eGraham
You really don't need to know unless you're Catholic. And even then you don't need to know.

I think the Pope position is analogous to the UK's monarchy at this point.

Well, when I was little my parents made me go to Catholic school for awhile, but in all honesty, I didn't learn diddly squat about it . Or it didn't stick to me. So I really don't know enough about it to call myself that.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#38
I'm not Catholic and I find the whole process to be pretty interesting.

I'd kind of like to see the candidate from Canada (or O'Malley from the USA just to see people the reaction).
#40
You can't divide by the number of ****s I give
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