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#1
OK, well, I've never been in the position where I had to dispose of a body.

But let's just say it did happen, I'd be afraid, but I'd be afraid for all the wrong reasons.

What if you got rid of the body and were SO good at destroying any evidence or trace of that individual's remains that you'd think "Dayum. If necessary, I could dispose of a body again."

And the next thing you know, you are killing people left right and center for your own benefit. You'd be set for life.

So how would you guys dispose of a body?
#2
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I don't trust this.
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#3
A gallon of hydrofluoric acid and a recycling bin
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#6
Uhh, wow. What the hell kind of a thread....


Ask Siri.
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#7
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A gallon of hydrofluoric acid and a recycling bin

Make sure it's plastic.

I'd put the body in someone's closet.
#8
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Pigs.

Nope, robert pickton got caught.
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#9
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A gallon of hydrofluoric acid and a recycling bin

Mhmm.
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#10
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Nope, robert pickton got caught.

They only claim that he possibly fed the bodies to his pigs, nobody has any actual proof, so that definitely wasn't what got him caught.

EDIT:
A videotape of Pickton's friend Scott Chubb saying Pickton had told him a good way to kill a female heroin addict was to inject her with windshield washer fluid. A second tape was played for Pickton, in which an associate named Andrew Bellwood said Pickton mentioned killing prostitutes by handcuffing and strangling them, then bleeding and gutting them before feeding them to pigs.

Lol what a dumbass. "Yeah, I was thinking about killing some hookers, so lemme tell all my friends about how I'm gonna do it!"
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#11
I've thought a lot about how to kill someone and then dispose of the body. I even had a plan with a friend to kidnap a homeless person, kill him and then dispose of the body to see if it would work, but we never got around to it.
#12
Throw the body off of an overpass while the body is on fire onto incoming traffic because the best way is the hess way.

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#13
I have a genius friend that's gonna work for the government and stuff that was telling me he has a brilliant foolproof plan on how to get away with murder. Shit's scary.
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#14
once i was trying to take a nap before band practice and i couldn't sleep because i couldn't stop thinking about how i needed to put 'the dead body' in the car before leaving.
#15
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I have a genius friend that's gonna work for the government and stuff that was telling me he has a brilliant foolproof plan on how to get away with murder. Shit's scary.


Well...

Either he has to tell you how to do it or I call BS.
#16
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A gallon of hydrofluoric acid and a recycling bin

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#17
Disposal isn't the hard part. The hard part is finding someone that doesn't know you and nobody will miss for a few days then having a way to silently dispatch them without leaving DNA evidence.


Wrap in plastic , Break it up , then i'd place it into a barrel along with some wood.

Use the same process you would use to make charcoal , at the end of the process , smash up the remaining brittle bones into powder and pour it down a drain.
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#18
Pretty sure all I'd have to do is call the authorities and tell them the dead person is a terrorist. I'd be given a medal and be well compensated for my crime. Then I might start stealing money from people then putting myself in the position where I have to dispose of more bodies. They'd make me their leader within a month.
#19
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Well...

Either he has to tell you how to do it or I call BS.

Well that would kinda ruin it for him. I believe him though, he knows all about investigations and whatnot. Also smart.
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#20
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Well that would kinda ruin it for him. I believe him though, he knows all about investigations and whatnot. Also smart.


Get it out of him, then use that knowledge to kill him.
#21
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Get it out of him, then use that knowledge to kill him.

Brilliant.
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#22
I live in Nevada (No, not anywhere near Las Vegas).
Thee are probably more abandoned mine shafts here that any other state in the country.
#24
Attach dynamite to the body and then light the fuses, just before dropping it out of an airplane a few thousand feet up. It explodes high up in the atmosphere and is scattered across a huge area. You might want to drop the teeth out of the plane individually. Melt the fingerprints.
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The dialogue in that scene is atrocious.

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#27
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The dialogue in that scene is atrocious.

I have to admit, I don't like the way the senator talks in that scene. The pauses and such seem way too obvious. Having said that, I do still like the scene.
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#28
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>implying almost all Star Wars dialogue isn't atrocious


Other than C3P0 being as queer as a bag of old hats, there wasn't any dialogue in the original trilogy that stood out as awful. Cheesy, sure, but not awful.

The above scene actually reads like it as written by an armless monkey on hallucinogens.
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#29
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Other than C3P0 being as queer as a bag of old hats, there wasn't any dialogue in the original trilogy that stood out as awful. Cheesy, sure, but not awful.

The above scene actually reads like it as written by an armless monkey on hallucinogens.

I laugh at almost everything Leia says.

But yea, the prequels are way worse when it comes to dialogue. Mostly because of hayden christensen
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#30
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I laugh at almost everything Leia says.

Whoa, the 50s are that way you chauvinistic dirtbag
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#31
I'll refrain from answering this thread in fear of incriminating myself....
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#33
Tow the victim behind a boat (while alive) with a blood trail in shark infested waters. Either they'll get him or he/she will drown before they do. . Either way it works
#34
Hydrofluoric acid + bathtub

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#35
obvs what you want to do is decapitate it and send the head to the canadian parliament buildings after you film yourself having your way with the headless body in some br00tal snuff film

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#36
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I've thought a lot about how to kill someone and then dispose of the body. I even had a plan with a friend to kidnap a homeless person, kill him and then dispose of the body to see if it would work, but we never got around to it.


not sure if serious.

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#37
Just hire a cleaner.



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#38
Put the body in the garbage bag.
Put the garbage bag in my neighbor's garbage can.
Problem solved.
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#40
I live in Darwin; the part of Aus that modern tech has abandoned, and kangaroos rule as our overlords.

Id just take the body out rural real late at night, and bury it smack bang in the middle of one of the many, many weed farms out there. Then, it would fall into the domain of the bikers who run said farms.
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