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#1
Pit, when I go new places I get nervous and vomit. I am not kidding. No other nervous ticks just puke'in.****ing embarrassing. Is there any thing that I could do to stop this from happing?

And before some one posts it here
#2
What do you mean 'new places'?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#3
Break into as many places as possible.

Vomit in said places.

All rooms are now familiar.
#6
If you're serious:

You probably have some kind of anxiety disorder. I almost puked once in my speech class. I would always get nervous before going up in front the of the class and that one time was just terrible.
#7
Swallow.

Seriously though, I sometimes feel slightly ill when I'm about to meet new people, even sometimes people I know but haven't seen for a while. It's weird. I dunno what advice to give really. Maybe see a doctor?
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#8
Get wasted and blame it on that, everyone loves a drunk...
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#10
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Deep breathely.

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#12
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What do you mean 'new places'?

Any place. Like a walmart or guitar center you name it.
#13
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Any place. Like a walmart or guitar center you name it.

That sucks man, you should see a therapist or something.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#14
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Any place. Like a walmart or guitar center you name it.


I feel like vomiting every time I go to Walmart too.
#15
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Eat skittles before so it's at least pretty to look at.

+1 keep that for future reference.
#16
lol therapists

What they gonna do? Pill you up and talk to you until you feel better?

Yes, yes they will. Go see a therapist, they'll help you.
#19
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Deep breathely.

Jesus, this ****ed with my head
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#20
Go to the bathroom and make yourself vomit beforehand like a teenage bulimic girl.
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#22
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Go to the bathroom and make yourself vomit beforehand like a teenage bulimic girl.

Heres the run down;
Wake up, freak out and almost instantly start vomiting.
Do some stuff around the house still feel very sick.
Get in the car(to young to drive) usually puke a once in the beginning once in the end of the drive, piss the shit out of the driver. Lol
Get their, and some times stop feeling sick.
Forceing myself to vomit isn't really going to help considering how many times I puke.
#23
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lol therapists

What they gonna do? Pill you up and talk to you until you feel better?

Yes, yes they will. Go see a therapist, they'll help you.


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I want to be the one holding the "OP is a feg" signs!

But for seriously, I can't help you.

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#26
Okay, how about this. If you're anticipating a visit to Walmart, don't eat for 24 hours previous. You'll have nothing in your stomach so at worst you're just dealing with dry heaves.
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#28
It's only embarrassing if you let yourself be embarrassed.

Don't make a big deal out of it, just vomit somewhere off to the side and keep going like nothing happened.

Friend of mine is diabetic, he's taken that approach when he eats too much sugar. He's all, "hold on I need to go throw up that milkshake", vomits next to someone's car in a walmart parking lot, and continues forth.
#29
I think vomitting uncontrollably is a little harder to overcome than "don't let yourself be embarrassed" leads on.

Think about it.


It's vomit. It smells and makes your mouth reek. Hard to top that.
#30
That's weird. I can understand some situations, but just going to walmart or something makes you vomit from nervousness? Hopefully it's something you grow out of.
#33
Dude you live somewhere where you can get a medicinal marijuana card?

I hate people abusing the medicinal system, but that would legitimately help you out.

Now for my joke answer: vomiting problem? It sounds like you're quite good at it.
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#34
This can't be real. Someone who pukes that much a day for an extended length of time would have serious stomach and esophagus problems. Blood would be a common occurrence in the vomit and there is like a whole list of other problems that could occur.

I call bullsh*t.
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#35
1. Buy a cowbell
2. Play cowbell when you feel like vomiting
3. ??????
4. Profit!!!
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#36
Quote by blake1221
I think vomitting uncontrollably is a little harder to overcome than "don't let yourself be embarrassed" leads on.

Think about it.


It's vomit. It smells and makes your mouth reek. Hard to top that.
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#38
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But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#39
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my facetiousness has gone over your head this time


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#40
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If you're serious:

You probably have some kind of anxiety disorder. I almost puked once in my speech class. I would always get nervous before going up in front the of the class and that one time was just terrible.


This. Sounds like a bad case of anxiety. See a doctor.
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